Comcast Plans Cable Boxes with Integrated Wi-Fi and Snooping 427
Kaa writes "Short version: Comcast's cable modem/802.11g base station that is made by Linksys has capabilities to 'phone home' to Comcast and tell them how many devices are connected to your WiFi base station, how much bandwidth they are using, etc. It also has the capability to 'disable LAN segments' which, I assume, means they can kick your devices off your home network if they choose to do so. Something tells me this particular device won't make it into my house..."
Comcast = Traffic Monitoring (Score:1, Funny)
Maybe they'll add a feature in so this doesn't keep happening all the time.
So...? (Score:5, Funny)
That's just evil. Count me out.
Won't get through my firewall (Score:3, Funny)
In Soviet Russia (Score:1, Funny)
(what can I say? It is karma-burn friday. May be overrated, but it sure isn't offtopic for once!)
Re:Easy fix. (Score:4, Funny)
This must explain their version of "Big Brother" (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Easy fix. (Score:2, Funny)
The instant they find out that you're "circumventing" their neat-o technology
Hmm.. I don't think that could be considered circumventing anything, really. You're just adding another gateway device... right in front of theirs.
Now, if their EULA says that only their device can act as a NAT device... you never know.
Re:In Soviet Russia (Score:-1, Funny)
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>(what can I say? It is karma-burn friday. May be overrated, but it sure isn't offtopic for once!)
Overrated, on topic, but you lose teh funnay because you got it backwards.
In Soviet Russia, you watch Cable TV.
Some features of New Comcast Cable (Score:5, Funny)
US Robitics cable modems burst into flame upon connection.
Local FBI agents walking down the street now greet you by first name.
"they can kick your devices off your home network" means that your toaster, radio, blanket, and vacuum [einhorn-film.at] have left home never to return.
Reality TV shows feature different rooms in your house.
Re:This is a product for the lusers... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Easy fix. (Score:5, Funny)
No problem: just put it inside a Faraday cage.
Of course, it will be tricky to find the right spots
to cut holes in the wire mesh for a given IP address
and port number...
I for one... (Score:2, Funny)
Sorry, I couldn't resist, I haven't posted one of these before, but it just fit sooo well.
Re:Smoothwall (Score:5, Funny)
I knew there must be a pony in there somewhere.
Re:Smoothwall (Score:4, Funny)
As an recent victim of the Comcast scam, I feel that I should point out that it is a virtual certainty that Comcast will attempt to cook up some scheme to prohibit use of their network using any equipment that is not "approved" by their MBA-wielding, $1-billion-from-Micro$oft-funded, shit-for-brains, corporate thugz.
Apparently Comcast has issues with allowing their victims (you know, the ones they pretend are "customers") to actually use the service.
Heads up, Comcast management: the next time one of your high-school-dropout, red-neck-trailer-trash, gun-fetish, drooling "tech support" MORONS tells me "You can't do that" I may just go fukking POSTAL. You should make your employees aware of this, since they will no doubt rate some hazard pay in their capacity as human shields protecting YOU from .... well, somebody less disgruntled than, ME, since I would never even consider trying to PROTECT MY RIGHTS AS A CONSUMER, especially against huge, honking, big dick corporate like yours, oh mighty Gatekeepers of Broadband Access -- no matter how fukking STUPID, CLASSIST, PREJUDICED, and IGNORANT YOU ARE -- right? eh? So. We understand each other? You a) provision the cable modem I paid you for, and b) you provide the bandwidth I pay you for, and you c) leave me the fuk alone about what devices I can hook to that connection, and I don't have to come all the way over there to straighten it out with you in person .... k?
I really wish .... oh nevermind.