Indiana First With Computerized Grading 524
Mz6 writes "Computerized grading has been talked about previously, however, the New York Times reports that Indiana has become the first state to grade high school English essays by computer. The computerized grading process, called 'e-rater', uses a 6-point rating scale and uses artificial intelligence to 'mimic the grading process of human readers'. The system was tested over a 2-year pilot program and produced results virtually identical to those of trained readers. The big question is, will other states begin to emulate Indiana by tossing human grading?"
comment moderation (Score:5, Funny)
c'mon people i was only joking dont mod me down, not noooo!!
So much for those essays (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I smell lawsuits, how about you? (Score:5, Funny)
Those Indianans are ruining us! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I smell lawsuits, how about you? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Google Bombing (Score:2, Funny)
Computerized grading is superb.
Computerized grading is excellent.
Computerized grading is outstanding.
Computerized grading is god.
Computerized grading is great.
Computerized grading is superb.
Computerized grading is excellent.
Computerized grading is outstanding.
Computerized grading is god.
Essay Result = A+
Perfect scores every time (Score:5, Funny)
Step 1: Feed some encyclopedia articles, Wiki pages, and other random material on your subject into a Markoff chain generator.
Step 2: Use a genetic algorithm to generate variations of the text. Fitness is determined by the grade calculated.
Step 3: Repeat step 2 until desired grade is achieved. (And, of course, Profit!)
The result is totally worthless, but at first glance would probably appear legitimate even to a human reader.
Sort of like Slashdot posts.
Re:Stupid (Score:3, Funny)
AI (Score:5, Funny)
e-Rater result? (Score:2, Funny)
Output: A+
I can't wait (Score:5, Funny)
For example:
Flimblarm nif goondatakun, jut sekfar bel shon duc. Seempkin dar goolnac flar tefnek voz toulian; elmpar gef sogquel.
Grade: B+ Your use of double-negatives continues to haunt you, but I'm glad you've gotten over hanging participles.
Students (Score:2, Funny)
That's ok (Score:2, Funny)
This works better for the Slashdot crowd. They are much better at romancing computers than people to get what they want.
Re:Not the First (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I already want a copy of this. (Score:5, Funny)
> I bet I could write the other side of the equation: a program to create nonsensical gibberish that always gets A's.
I'll bet half the people here thought this as soon as they read the headline. The normalRe:OSS? (Score:5, Funny)
Now with Computerized Moderation the famous Slashdot message site can pre-emptively down-mod 'Redundant' posts long before they are actually 'Redundant.' The computerized modding process, called 'e-modder', uses a 6-point rating scale and uses artificial intelligence to 'mimic the modding process of human readers - including doing stupid shit like modding the first instance of a concept as Redundant'.
India vs. Indiana (Score:5, Funny)
Standard Grading (Score:4, Funny)
So it gives its favorite students 'A's without reading, least favorite students 'F's, and the rest arbitrary grades somewhere in between to mimic a bell curve?
Excellent!
"Artificial Intelligence is easy. It's artificial stupidity that impresses me." -- Arthur Oscar
Antidisestablishmentarianism! (Score:5, Funny)
If this works anything like the writing level indexes you find on word processors, it should be easy to fool.
Re:I already want a copy of this. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Stupid (Score:4, Funny)
Your feedback was actual words!? In my day all we got was a scratch-n-sniff sticker and had to guess the meaning of getting a "watermelon" on our essay.
Re:I smell lawsuits, how about you? (Score:3, Funny)
Babelfish (Score:4, Funny)
To illustrate my point, I'll restate it. [English -> German -> English]:
I do not trust the computer, which arranges, until I see a computer-translated document of this laughable isn't.
That's about how well a computer "comprehends" language today.
Computerized Story Posting (Score:2, Funny)
Now with Computerized Story Posting, the artificial intelligence "seeks out" stories that have either been long archived or just posted the previous day and then posts them as new material. The program then ignores what is stated in the FAQ and disregards all emails stating that the story is a duplicate. This program is also known as "chrisd".
Other features include "mis-classification into the wrong topic", "making up stupid-titles-that-go-into-the-dept", and the most difficult, ignoring stories that should be posted.
Chris Benard [chrisbenard.net]
Scan-Tron (Score:2, Funny)
Of course it was fun to mess with cheaters. If I noticed someone was copying off of my work I would make a point to put down all wrong answers. Then I would pretend to check over my work. The person who was cheating off of me would usually just take their test up to the teacher right away. When they sat back down I would make a big deal out of erasing every single one of my answers and doing the whole test over.
Their reaction was always priceless.