US Still Dithering Over Analog-Digital TV Conversion 353
Robin Ingenthron writes "As 2007 gets closer, the legislation to postpone mandatory transition from Analog TV broadcast to Digital is taking shape. Here's an idea - make the broadcasters pay to use the airwaves (they get both analog and digital spectrum for free). For that matter, why permanently auction the bandwidth to cell phone companies, why not rent it to them too? Each postponement keeps the Fed budget in the red, so consumers have a choice -- between analog (black borders on the sides of their digital TVs) and digital (black borders on the top and bottom of their analog TV)."
Re:No thanks, spend the money elsewhere please. (Score:1, Funny)
<boos, thrown objects>
Isn't he trying to make it come sooner? (Score:2, Funny)
2009 is better, right?
Obvious compromise (Score:1, Funny)
Nice Pun (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Nice Pun (Score:3, Funny)
Punnery is the lowest humor.
Yeah, right. I think you'll find it's sarcasm.
;)
Re:Nice Pun (Score:3, Funny)
Make borders educational (Score:4, Funny)
Better yet, put Canada on the top border, Mexico on the bottom border, and the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans on the left and right respectively.
Now we got 'em where we want 'em (Score:1, Funny)
What happens when the Redskins and Vikings play each other? One of them has to win (the probability of a tie, while not zero, is small enough in the NFL). Then their scheme will come crashing down around them.
Down with The Man!
Re:If it ain't broke... (Score:3, Funny)
Jackasses.
Re:baffling, can anyone explain? (Score:3, Funny)
The FCC is taking back VHF and UHF, after all.
Now if we could only get Weird Al to take back UHF...