Doom Movie in Production For Aug 2005 Release 398
Lord Prox writes "Doom:
The motion picture is now in production from
Universal Pictures for a release date of August 5, 2005. According to
IMDB the cast includes The Rock, Rosamund Pike, Razaaq Adoti, Ben Daniels, and Karl Urban. The plot
and
setting is right from the game."
So..... (Score:5, Funny)
That's going to be a real technical challenge (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So..... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So..... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So..... (Score:5, Funny)
Who's going to play the big floating eye?
Probably whoever played Sauron, of course.
So basicly what youre saying is..... (Score:5, Funny)
You finish eating the floating eye corpse. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm excited! (Score:5, Funny)
Flashlight or gun? (Score:5, Funny)
Best job EVER! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Censorship? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Censorship? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So..... (Score:2, Funny)
Oh no, not the Rock... (Score:5, Funny)
He'll probably have to type IDKFA every thirty seconds just to make it through the movie.
Talented Rock (Score:5, Funny)
You can't beat those first-person movies.
Re:So..... (Score:5, Funny)
The plot and setting is right from the game. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I'm excited! (Score:3, Funny)
Why? Sweet Zombie Jesus, why did anyone let him near AvP? I saw it two days ago and I'm still so fucking angry I want to take an angle-grinder to the guy's face.
Re:So..... (Score:1, Funny)
Delay as marketing strategy! (Score:5, Funny)
To let the general public get the full Doom experience, they should push the release date back like 5 or 6 times and eventually put it out in 2009.
Suprise Ending (Score:3, Funny)
Finally (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Flashlight or gun? (Score:2, Funny)
Its just going to be one big long Blair Witch movie.
Snivveling aliens rendered with the fastest supercomputers to produce 16 million unique shades of black taking technicolour to new levels.
Recipe for box-office victory (Score:4, Funny)
2. Fantastic storyline - check
3. Less than a year from production to release - check
Wow - how will this not be a hit?
They should have done this one first (Score:2, Funny)
delay waiting for video hardware to catch up (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Censorship? (Score:5, Funny)
[Joke shamelessly pinched from a Charlie Brooker cartoon about the Doom movie from several years ago ... ]
The movie features a cameo appearance by Macauley Culkin:
Re:So..... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good luck! (Score:5, Funny)
They have a lot of work to do in order to recreate the atmosphere created in DOOM3.
But think of the money they'll save by not having to hire a lighting crew.
Production Rundown (Score:1, Funny)
All you need is a fake weapon, absolutely no lights (aka a dark room, which I am sure exists somewhere), and some "grunt" noises from a keyboard.
It is amazing what we can do with a computer.
I wonder if... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:That's going to be a real technical challenge (Score:5, Funny)
Screw using a star... (Score:1, Funny)
Save the stars for more exciting bits. I suggest Winona Ryder for the Floating Eye, James Wood for the multiple soldiers and Joan Rivers for the Spikey Demons... For goat boy? Rob Schnieder...
Just my comments...
The question is... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I'm excited! (Score:1, Funny)
True to the original (Score:5, Funny)
Oh well... (Score:1, Funny)
Sounds like this movie is DooMed already!
(sorry, couldn't resist it)
Re:Oh no, not the Rock... (Score:2, Funny)
Uh, I thought that's who Vin Diesel is...
Re:Censorship? (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, but those were all FICTION movies.
Re:They should have done this one first (Score:3, Funny)
Ask, and ye shall receive - Pong, The Movie [lbstone.com].
Re:Oh no, not the Rock... (Score:3, Funny)
Cmon, they are all shallow imitations of the Real action heros.. the honarable Jess "The Body" Ventura and Arnold, not to mention Sly, or even Bruce Willis in a constantly getting up after being beaten senseless way.
pppbhbpbhbbbhbhbpht... you children should review the Real Action heroes. imho, the Doom Guy should be Charles Bronson or Chuck Norris.
Re:That's not really very funny (Score:1, Funny)
The REAL question is... (Score:4, Funny)
** SPOILER ** The final scene of the movie LEAKED! (Score:3, Funny)
* WARNING - SPOILER! *
According to a leaked copy of the script, it appears that in the final scene, just before stepping into the final room full of monsters, The Rock will step up to a computer terminal and type in "idkfa".
Then after picking up all the weapons and ammo that have inexplicably just materialized in front of him, he'll type in "iddqd" followed by "idspispopd".
Then apparently he'll just walk right through the wall and blow the entire room away without taking a single hit!
Script leaked *spoilers* (Score:1, Funny)
[Demon jumps out from behind crates]
Sarge: "HOLY SHIT!"
[Demon attacks Sarge]
[Sarge puts down flashlight, picks up machinegun]
[Sarge shoots wildly at Demon]
GOTO START
Re:So..... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? (Score:3, Funny)
But then, Doom will be starring The Rock. Exclusion of a plot line for his movies is mandatory.
Re:So..... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Flashlight or gun? (Score:5, Funny)
-Colin [colingregorypalmer.net]
Re:So..... who will play the eye? (Score:5, Funny)
Do I need to upgrade? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:My son read the script (Score:5, Funny)
I know how it ends!!! (Score:5, Funny)
HA HA HA, yeah, it was posted 4832984 times before this post and each are marked funny. IT'S FUNNY, PEOPLE.
We can't hear this one enough, can we?!
"Hey, The Rock!"
"IDKFA?!"
"Yes."
*insert joke about flashlight*
IDKFA!!! HA HA HA.
Re:The REAL question is... (Score:1, Funny)
Dialogue from the game too? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Sorry, she's busy playing Honor Harrington in (Score:3, Funny)
You poor folk sure do complain a lot.
No Eye actor would really want to do that... (Score:3, Funny)
Movie Shareware? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So..... who will play the eye? (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Didn't we already discuss this to death? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Delay as marketing strategy! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My son read the script (Score:1, Funny)
Better yet, don't search for fanfics and just take my word for it. No one needs to read the Minesweeper http://www.fanfiction.net/directory_category.php?
Or Tetris. http://www.fanfiction.net/directory_category.php?
Re:So..... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Censorship? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm sure you could save a few bucks and just use real acid. Just be sure to keep your goggles on.
Re:I'm excited! (Score:5, Funny)
Really? I heard it was a great comedy. I mean, really great. Bust-a-gut funny. Tears rolling down your cheeks funny.
It was a comedy, right? Right?
Re:Possible? (Score:3, Funny)
The execs or the "people gutted and hanging on hooks". That's kinda gross!
Re:Oh no, not the Rock... (Score:2, Funny)
Be that as it may, I can't wait to see the final scene where the Cyberdemon gets the "People's Elbow."
Re:So..... (Score:2, Funny)