Ken Jennings Gets a New Challenge 266
insomniakxz writes "Producers of Jeopardy announced Tuesday a "Super Tournament," which will pit Jennings in a final match against two survivors of a competition between nearly 150 past five-time winners with a prize of $2 million. Host Alex Trebek called the tournament the "quest for Ken.""
Foods that end in "amburger" (Score:4, Funny)
"I've gotta ask you about 'the Penis Mightier'"
"No, no, no, no, no, that is 'the Pen is Mightier'"
Calls not returned (Score:5, Funny)
Survivors? (Score:3, Funny)
But we'll remember it as... (Score:4, Funny)
But in the year 2020, people will look back upon the event and remember it as "the day of ownage by that young Mormon dude."
Ken -- The Cyborg! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Foods that end in "amburger" (Score:5, Funny)
Of course there's also "AFLAC!" followed by "AFLAC ACK!" followed by "AFLAC FIN ACK!" if you've got nothing else to say. We even have one of their stuffed ducks (but no supplemental insurance).
Is he done with his current challenge? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yays! (Score:1, Funny)
It helps to think about baseball.
Re:This should be SUBSTANTIALLY more interesting.. (Score:5, Funny)
Quest for Ken (Score:2, Funny)
Don't forget... (Score:3, Funny)
Anal bum cover
And of course:
Alex Trebek: And finally, Sean Connery's also here let's move on to Double Jeopardy where the categories -
Sean Connery: Not so fast Trebek.
Alex Trebek: I really thought that was going to work.
Sean Connery: Well, you were wrong, you mountebank. I pose a conundrum to ya, I riddle if you will
Alex Trebek: I don't want to hear it.
Sean Connery: What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.
Re:Is it really that important? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:But we'll remember it as... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ken is smart (Score:2, Funny)
You have to give him the answer rather than a question.
Re:he does have a disadvantage (Score:5, Funny)
Video clip [ebaumsworld.com] of one of Ken's funnier misses.
Re:Ken Jennings is a... (Score:5, Funny)
Can't do that. Steve Ballmer's lawyers would be on him like flies on shit.
Re:Ken is smart (Score:2, Funny)
Yes it does, especially since this is slashdot, and everyone you know probably amounts to about 3 people.
-- Josh
Re:Ken is smart (Score:1, Funny)
Re:he does have a disadvantage (Score:1, Funny)
You would probably run away with the shoes.
Re:More importantly (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe they should ask him 'How do you manage to beat your opponents?' as a quiz question.
If Google could exist in a human form (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Ken is smart (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:This should be SUBSTANTIALLY more interesting.. (Score:2, Funny)
What the hell? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Ken -- The Cyborg! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:More importantly (Score:2, Funny)
Ken: I'll take Genius's at Jeapourdy for 2,000 Alec.
Alec: This man will win today.
*buzzzz*
Ken: Who am i?
--First unix command to enter jeapourdy.