Revenge of the Sith Pics Leaked

kavanutz writes "Quint at Ain't It Cool News has a story on some new leaked Episode III pics." As always with leaked pics, no guarantees on accuracy.

awesome...

[bje2]

saw these pics this morning...the general greivous pictures look awesome...what's up with the "x-wing" type fighters though? they appear to have an extra wing in the middle...

the wookie going for nookie picture at the top of the page cracked me up...

Is it just me...

[Anonymous Coward]

Or is Chewbacca groping Leia?

Found you!

[scarletbiro]

Dude, what is Saruman doing there? I knew he didn't really die. You have to watch those slippery ones all the damn time.

Re:awesome...

[Lev13than]

I dunno about these pics. In this one [idontfear.com], it looks like Hayden and his bestest buddy just completed a succesful assault on a cheap costume shop in order to get ready for Thursday's bitchin' Halloween kegger down at the Tri-Lams.

http://www.idontfear.com/

[Turn-X Alphonse]

Okay lads, this guy is asking for it! With a URL like http://www.idontfear.com/ , surely he's mocking the slashdot effect. Bring out all your Amigas and C64s and we'll have his server linched by dawn!

Re:I've got a better title for Episode III:

[E IS mC(Square)]

It took Lucas 2-3 decades to achieve what Wachowski brothers achieved in 2-3 years - undoing of great movie-making for money!!

Re:Found you!

[Rahga]

Christopher Lee needs to make his own t-shirt line.....

"57 years in the movies and all I got was typecasting as Saruman."

At least he doesn't have it as baaaad mutha... uhm, I mean bad... as Samuel L. Jackson.

Re:Is it just me...

[chunkwhite86]

Or is Chewbacca groping Leia?

Dude, he's totally grabbing her boob. Han is so going to be pissed when he hears about this.

Re:Found you!

[fr2asbury]

Must have used that same revolving door that Agent Smith used to get to Middle Earth.

Re:Found you!

[bill_mcgonigle]

"57 years in the movies and all I got was typecasting as Saruman."

I thought he got the job because Saruman is a contraction for Scaramanga. :)

Posting this on slashdot ...

[JollyFinn]

Is just one of lucas films dirty tricks to bring that site down.

Re:Slashdotted! Why are you guys clicking on the l

[AceCaseOR]

I have to agree. There [imdb.com] are [imdb.com] worse [imdb.com] movies [imdb.com] than [imdb.com] the [imdb.com] prequels. [imdb.com]

Re:Found you!

[Monsieur Canard]

So you're saying Saruman had a third nipple?

More Deals with Lego?

[955301]

Okay, I know Lego does Star Wars themed sets, but now Star Wars is doing Lego's Bionicles [idontfear.com]? I guess it's only fair. And my nephew will probably stop calling what was a staple of my youth "hecka lame".

Re:awesome...

[Pig Hogger]

what's up with the "x-wing" type fighters though? they appear to have an extra wing in the middle...

That's probably in case they decide to get out an X-rated version of the movie...

Harry Knowles is a Media Whore

[Anonymous Coward]

As always with leaked pics, no guarantees on accuracy.

Shouldn't this read:

As always with AICN, no guarantees on accuracy.

Re:I've got a better title for Episode III:

[NormalVisual]

Don't know about the movie, but I'm sure I will find Natalie Portman to be wonderful and rounded in Ep. III.

appropriate domain name...

[enrico_suave]

"Idontfear.com" (the slashdot effect?)

oh you will (be)... you WILL (be)!

=)

e.

Re:I'm confused about these pics

[nagora]

Why isn't Dooku all crazy creature fangy snarly?

Man, he's Dracula! What more do you want?

TWW

Re:Found you!

[Anonymous Coward]

Heheh. Make that "Alec Guinness" and "Obi-Wan".

Or, as he put it himself, "Which line would you rather be remembered for: `If you prick us, do we not bleed?' or `These aren't the droids you're looking for.'?"

Re:Movies

[robocrop]

And this, folks, is what we call a four-eyed spaz completely missing the point. :-P

"Oh please. There's no such thing as a 12-inch pianist!"

My original post was mostly in jest, but the argument that Lucas is "the same guy" doesn't hold any water. Flesh and blood, perhaps. Spiritually, and in his soul, definitely not.

C'mon, how many 60+-year-olds do you know who are the "same guy" they were in their 20's? Or haven't you noticed how conservative Dennis Miller has become?

Just because he's the same DNA doesn't make him the same person. This is the Evil George we're seeing now.

A little fire for your strawman: if Orson Welles were alive today and wanted to make a sequel to "Citizen Kane" in which Jason Biggs fucks a pie, would you have something to say?

unhand me, you fiend.

[sammy baby]

Let's look at a selected history of lightsaber injuries here. First, Dooku removes one of Anakin Skywalker's hands. Then, if these pics are accurate, Anakin returns the favor by removing both of Dooku's. In Episode V, Anakin (as Vader) removes one of Luke's hands. And finally, Luke returns that favor by removing Vader's prosthetic hand.

You'd think that at this point, some Jedi genius would have come up with at least a hand guard for those goddamn things.

On a different note, I propose a caption contest for the picture of Yoda, prone on the floor with his cane several feet away. My entry is, "When nine-hundred years you reach, as many push-ups you will not be able to do."

Re:lowered expectations

[Anonymous Coward]

"I was in line at Blockbuster with my girlfriend.."

Wait, stop right there. You're aware this is Slashdot, right? At least try to relate to the audience you're posting to.

Blockbuster. Yeah, right...

What would have been better....

[EmagGeek]

If Peter Jackson had done the Prequels..

Han: We have to get to the death star to destroy the evil empire

Luke: Oh Han, I'm so happy we're together. I Love you!

Han: I love you too, Luke. Let's embrace and hold eachother a bit too long to be straight

Luke: Allright! As long as we're together, we can do anything!

Vader: I will kill you all!

Obiwan: So much death!

argh... continue, I cannot..

Caption

[abb3w]

On a different note, I propose a caption contest for the picture of Yoda, prone on the floor with his cane several feet away.

"Correct you were, Obi Wan; much improvement Anakin's piloting needs. Tell me, my kidneys around here have you seen ?"

Re:awesome...

[artemis67]

what's up with the "x-wing" type fighters though? they appear to have an extra wing in the middle...

That would be the "asterick wing" fighter...

I predict

[DarthWiggle]

I predict that by midnight UMT, that jumping robot with lightsabers picture will be the desktop background image of, like, 1.4 million geeks...

Lucas kept the retard JarJar but tossed away Maul

[Anonymous Coward]

who was more evil and frightening than Vader. A suitable 'replacement' for the movies series.

And all he can come up with to replace this potentially great lost enemy is a fucking robot with a retarded name?????

Go back to Howard the Duck you checkered shirt cheeto eating hack.

Re:unhand me, you fiend.

[Anonymous Coward]

" See through floor to padme's shower, I can.

Master obiwan, the popcorn you will pass MMM?!!?"

rh

Re:lowered expectations

[digitalgiblet]

Wow, you never saw Ep 2??

Dude, that was the one where it all starts to make sense!

You mean you never saw the epic battle between Anakin and Darth Jar Jar? One of the best sequences in ANY film EVER!

"Meesa gonna cut yousa, Annie! Meesa gonna cut yousa real good! Yousa not gonna see dat sun come out tomorrow! Yousa gonna feel the power of the dark side!"

Man that was cool. Then Darth Jar Jar KILLED Anakin and assumed his identity. Wicked. THAT's why Darth Vader wears that damned mask that filters his voice! Ep 5 would have sounded pretty weird if Vader had said, "Luke, meesa you fadder!" Ep 4 would have sucked if he had said "Meesa find yousa's lack of faith distoobin!"

Re:unhand me, you fiend.

[BiggerBoat]

"Frank Oz's hand up my ass, I need."

Re:Is it just me...

[JohhnyTHM]

Han is so going to be pissed when he hears about this.

Yeah, but as the saying goes

"...Let the Wookie win"

Re:awesome...

[suffe]

Can't wait for the Obelisk fighters.

Re:unhand me, you fiend.

[Anonymous Coward]

Don't we all, duckie, don't we all.

Re:2 Sith and Why that is-

[glorf]

OK, so how did Sidious, Maul, and Tyrannus all exist at the same time? And frankly, calling yourself a "Lord" when there are only 2 of you reminds me a lot of Calvin declaring himself Supreme Dictator for Life.

Re:I've got a better title for Episode III:

[Genrou]

Well, in the extras in the trilogy box, Lucas says he likes to use concepts and scenes of other movies in the new ones. Like the trailer in Episode II, apprentice fighting dark evil lord, starship battle in an asteroid field and so on.

So, I have great expectations for Episode III: Natalie Portman in Gold Bikini!!

Re:I've got a better title for Episode III:

[Genrou]

Here is a half complete list of future changes when the six movies are released in a DVD box next year:

In Episode IV:

• The face of Ewan McGregor is digitally aged and imposed over sir Alec Guiness face.
• Darth Vader is digitally shrinked to fit Hayden Christensen, and his voice is now done by Rick Moranis.
• The dialog between Han and Greedo changes. Now Han tries to convice Greedo to abandon his life of crimes. Greedo shoots himself.

In Episode V:

• Darth Vader's lightsaber is not red anymore, but violet, with yellow sparks.
• There is a new and very emotional scene of Boba Fett gathering with stormtroopers, whom he calls brothers.
• Since it might shock people, Luke's hand is not chopped off. Instead, he throws his lightsaber out and cries for mercy.

In Episode VI:

• Leia's gold bikini is replaced with a dress hiding everything from neck to ankles.
• Includes now a shot of the Magical World of Oz, with munchkins singing "Ding, dong, the witch is gone."
• Jar-jar Binks appears as a ghost beside Obi-wan, Yoda and Anakin.