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UPN Officially Cancels 'Star Trek: Enterprise' 886

Tycoon Guy writes "It's official now: UPN has decided to cancel 'Enterprise.' The show's series finale, which may feature Jonathan Frakes (William T. Riker) and Marina Sirtis (Deanna Troi), will air on Friday the 13th of May. The show's fate was probably sealed when last Friday's episode reached only 2.5 million viewers - but even so, the people at EnterpriseFans.com are still trying to raise money for a fan campaign to save the show."
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UPN Officially Cancels 'Star Trek: Enterprise'

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  • Re:Hrm.. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Rick the Red ( 307103 ) <Rick DOT The DOT Red AT gmail DOT com> on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:06PM (#11556170) Journal
    Buy Dad a TiVo and use it to record "Enterprise."
  • About time. (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:06PM (#11556175)
    Let the fucking series end already. Way past beating a dead horse.
  • ST needs a hiatus (Score:5, Insightful)

    by abde ( 136025 ) <apoonawa-blog&yahoo,com> on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:08PM (#11556197) Homepage
    If the franchise takes 5 years off, and comes back with new people at the helm (and not Berman or Braga - they had their chance, it's time for fresh blood), it might actually be something that can reignite fandom again.

    Star Trek's roots are in social criticism, raw idealism, and triumphalism about the human spirit. There was very little of any of those themes in Star Trek series in recent years. A return to roots is neccessary, especially since the bar has been raised on production values (Battlestar Galactica), story arc writing (Babylon 5) and character development (Farscape).

    Or, they could just hire Wil Wheaton as the next captain - playing a different character than Wesley Crusher, natch - give him a starship, and set him loose.

    Just stop having episodes with Nazis. Or on historical Earth. Or both.
  • Shock horror (not) (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Motor ( 104119 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:10PM (#11556221)

    Is anyone really surprised? I mean, Star Trek has been getting steadily worse. Voyager royally sucked and Enterprise was, at best, mediocre.

    Trek fans shouldn't take this too hard. This cancellation could give the staggeringly lazy Trek writers and producers a kick up the arse -- it's a good excuse for a badly needed clean out of the wasters that have taken up residence in the Star Trek creative departments over its long history. The next Trek series might actually be worth watching as a result.

    In the meantime take a look at the new Battlestar Galactica. I'm British, I've seen the entire series already and it's fantastic stuff.

  • Just Let It Die (Score:2, Insightful)

    by hirschma ( 187820 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:10PM (#11556232)
    They wasted so much promise with this show that it really does deserve to die. I will miss Jolene Blalock's overall yuminess, however.
  • by Das Auge ( 597142 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:11PM (#11556242)
    If Berman let's the franchise cool for a while, then this is a good thing. If Berman keeps his chaps on and continues to ride the dead horse, this will be a bad thing. Sadly, I pretty sure I know how this is going to turn out...
  • by ravenspear ( 756059 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:14PM (#11556305)
    It was moved to Friday, which we all know is teh death nell for any SciFi show.

    I find that a rather illogical statement, considering that Stargate and Battlestar Galactica are both doing very well on Friday, and they are even on cable which doesn't reach as many households as UPN.

    The problem with Enterprise was that the first two seasons sucked ass and it consequently never developed a strong fanbase beyond the die hard trekkies during the early life of the show. The last two seasons have been better, but unfortuantely not good enough to save it.
  • Re:The Downfall (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Synthageek ( 232720 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:18PM (#11556354) Homepage Journal
    I think the problem lies in the fact that every episode you felt left out if you had missed the previous. The other shows you mention, they did a good job of filling you in or at the very least, writing it in such a way that if you didn't see the previous show, you wouldn't have that lost feeling.
  • by tinfoilgrrl ( 594999 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:18PM (#11556364)
    Isn't that just a difference in nomenclature? I thought that "series" in the UK was similar to "season" in NA. But I could be wrong. I think it's doing quite well in the ratings on SciFi, so I haven't started to worry yet. And I couldn't wait, so I BT-ed the whole season. Oh my god, is all I can say after the finale.
  • spoiler: (Score:1, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:24PM (#11556439)
    yes, there was a final episode of quantum leap. No, he did not get back home.

    it was kinda cheezy, actually. rather than lead into another episode, the video just stopped; there was just a voiceover that informed us of his fate.
  • Re:About time. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by BrookHarty ( 9119 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:24PM (#11556442) Journal
    2.5 million people watched it, well duh, the same time Stargate SG1 is on. 2 SCI-Fi shows on at the same time, and the other has been on longer and has a stronger audience.

    They fucking killed it by putting it on at the same time.

    Why are these posts insightful ever time? The show started out ok, got worse with the time crap, and is now back to good episodes. New directors and writers help.
  • Re:One Word (Score:2, Insightful)

    by BrookHarty ( 9119 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:29PM (#11556512) Journal
    And the answer is: Nobody cares.

    Star Trek has sucked for years. I've got higher hopes for the latest attempt to resurrect Doctor Who than for that sinking franchise


    Stop with the +Insightful posts, many people like the Enterprise tv show. 2.5 million people watched it the same time Stargate SG1 was on.

    They are trying to kill Enterprise by putting it on at friday night, it cant win in that timeslot.
  • Re:SPOILER (Score:0, Insightful)

    by thundercatslair ( 809424 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:33PM (#11556559)
    The ending in the prisoner was perfect, it was so surreal like so much of the rest of the series. Besides did you really want to see everything all wrapped up perfectly at the end?
  • by InfallibleLies ( 654694 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:34PM (#11556565)
    There should definately be a Star Trek section on here. Not becuase of the volume of stories, but because Star Trek nerds are in a whole different class than us regular nerds.

    Those boys really know how to geek it up

  • by guidryp ( 702488 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:34PM (#11556566)
    Both much better.

    I never got into firefly when it was on, but after a run through the box set in proper order, I must say it was shiny. :-) Looking forward to the movie.
    Farscape was a blast.

    I hated enterprise from the beginning. Stupid time travel this and time travel that. I don't mind one wierd fluke time travel episode, but they couldn't come up with an idea that didn't involve time travel. One other thought, do prequels always suck?

  • by drunkenbatman ( 464281 ) <i.drunkenblog@com> on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:36PM (#11556599) Homepage
    Star Trek's roots are in social criticism, raw idealism, and triumphalism about the human spirit.

    Odd, I thought its roots were unnecessary man-to-man fist fights that are way too slow and choreographed, spaceships, and space pussy.
  • Re:Damn them. (Score:2, Insightful)

    by Dosco Jones ( 675737 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:37PM (#11556604)
    The people who are primarily responsible for ruining it are the people in charge of it. Beavis and Butthead never could write, but as the executive producers they could never be overruled. That's why Voyager sucked so badly, and that's why Enterprise sucked even worse.

    The other people responsible for the show getting killed are the ST fans themselves. They fooled themselves into thinking crap was OK so long as the crap stayed on the air. So the crap got deeper, year after year, and now it's so deep that it smothered the franchise.

    ST died from being buried in crap generated on both sides of the screen.

  • Excellent points. I tuned in for the first one, but couldn't really stomache it after that. There was a chance to show an edgier, darker universe than the pristine one captured in the earlier series (later timeline). What was the point of bouncing around with time travel when there is so much other material to explore?

    Mars riots would be a fantastic plot line. So would attempts at exploring extremely hostile worlds. With a strong tie in with Vulcan you could even contrast the emotionalism of Earthlings versus the coldly logical Vulcans when they share danger and conflict. Or even better yet, how about the human race suddenly coming to grips with the reality of alien life forms which are superior to us in many ways?

    The team of B&B raises a special type of ire in me. There is only a small handful of people in the world who are in a position to make a SciFi series with a built in universe and dedicated fan base. To squander that opportunity with inane plots and technobabble is a crime. They should be banished to live the remainder of their days in the very universe they neutered.

  • The sad thing is (Score:5, Insightful)

    by wowbagger ( 69688 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:39PM (#11556630) Homepage Journal
    The sad thing is, they have FINALLY started doing what they should have been doing from day one - namely, showing the foundation of the Federation - showing why the Federation didn't come into being UNTIL Earth started poking its collective noses into everything.

    Had they launched into that, instead of the "Temporal cold war" bullshit (and the Xindi weapon bullshit), they could have caught and held the fans' attention.

    But the Temporal Cold war crap turned off a lot of people.

    And the Xindi weapon arc turned off many more people.

    And that whole "Go back in time to WWII and fight the Nazis, who are working with fugly aliens" ... well, the less said about it the better, save that it, too, served to turn off more people.

    So when they FINALLY start showing the founding of the Federation - when they finally explain how the stuck-up asshole Vulcans of the first seasons became the race we knew in TOS/TNG/DSV, how the alliances formed because of Starfleet, and how the Romulan wars started - there were no significant viewers left.

    Which is a shame, as the series is finally starting to show some potential.
  • Time to start over (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Skyshadow ( 508 ) * on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:40PM (#11556636) Homepage
    In my opinion, Star Trek as a franchise has pretty much run its course for two big reasons:

    (a) The universe carries too much baggage. Okay, it's nice to have some history to play off of and create plots from, but it's also a major downer creatively to have too much of your fantastic futuristic world predefined. Star Trek carries a ton of that baggage -- the relations, technology, conventions and politics are all laid out there.

    Example outside of Trek: When I was younger, I was into the Dragonlance books. The first few were damn decent in terms of starter fantasy, but as more and more came out they started suffering from this exact problem. The situations, characters and setting started to lose their edge and the attributes which made them attractive in the first place. "Oh, hey, it's Lord Soth, what a shocker that he'd show up..."

    (b) It's a show for a different time. I'm not sure if this is cyclical, but today's audiences don't really want mildly disguised social commentary. If you look at the top shows right now, they tend to be about human drama. BSG is a great example. Farscape was (often) a good example. Deadwood, the Wire... The list goes on and on.

    I'd add that it was overmerchandised, but George Lucas has proved to us all that you can whore something out to the hilt and people will still come pony up for it if the original was good enough.

    At this point, rather than trying to patch up the Star Trek universe it seems like it would be better just to direct creative juices elsewhere.

  • by js3 ( 319268 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:41PM (#11556653)
    I'm not sure what happened but startrek is not drama, it is sci-fi. Somehow this got lost during the brainstorming of enterprise. I'll watch an hour of the borg, even the crappy ones in voyager but I won't last 15mins into the episode on who T-Pol sleeps with next.

    More sci-fi, less drama. More psychobabbling nonsense about spacetime continuums and prime directives, that is what will get the fans back.
  • by CharonX ( 522492 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:49PM (#11556748) Journal
    Let's be honest - many of us didn't watch more than the first few Episodes of Enterprise before they got fed up and dropped the series.
    Yes, I too was happy when a new Startreck series was announced. But then I watched the first Episode... and the second... and the third.... and after I saw the fourth I simply gave up.
    I can't really define what Startreck is all about.
    But I know I don't want it to be about decontamination gel (fanservice is nice once in a while, but doing it in the first or second Ep is a bad sign, especially in a way that screams "I'm just here to show you a nekkid chick") and horrible temporal wars (giving it a big introduction and then not mentioning them for a long time doesn't improve this).
    After the first seasons many Startreck fans simply abandoned the Series.
    Even if it improved after that, it already had lost many fans - and without real efforts to regain them, they stayed lost - and this was the death knell for the series.
    I'm feeling a bit sad for the Fans - I know if you love a Series (I loved Firefly) seeing it cancelled really hurts - but I hope they will take a breather, get a producer, decent director & writer team, and make a series that makes the Startreck label proud again.
    And perhaps they can even cut down on time travel a bit...
  • by Marxist Hacker 42 ( 638312 ) * <seebert42@gmail.com> on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:51PM (#11556768) Homepage Journal
    I haven't seen it yet... but I can't imagine that it's fixed some of the basic problems I've seen with Star Trek recently.

    Oddly enough, it did- the episodes surrounding the fact that the Vulcan High Command was a Rommulan plot to supress the works of Surak were wonderfull. The episodes with Data (really a "Dr. Soong" from the past) weren't terribly good from a canon perspective but were GREAT from an originality perspective. And it appears with the new "Babel One Parts One and Two" that started Friday and continues this Friday, we're going to get some good Canon episodes again (and to top off originality- an early form of Cloaking technology in a remote control Romulan vessel that uese holograms to mimic other ships).

    Still having said that- 10 good episodes out of a 3 year run does not a good series make, and thus, in the end analysis, I have to agree with your last line:

    I still think this is a good thing in the long run. Star Trek needs the humiliation of being cancelled to sort it's crap out.
  • Re:wtf? (Score:0, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:53PM (#11556807)
    no no no. Its not a troll if its true. Enterprise sucks. Sucks sucks sucks. The writing sucks. The acting sucks. It sucks. I love sci-fi and like star trek. But enterprise is crap.
  • by lidocaineus ( 661282 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @07:59PM (#11556885)
    DS9 "had its moments"? I'm hardly a ST fan, but man, that series blew everything else out of the water. It had everything people here have been clamoring about: deep (very deep) character development, HUGE plot arc, a different view of pristine Starfleet, and some especially well written episodes. It made TNG look almost quaint at times, what with its 'run into problem of the week while running around for no particular reason'.

    The true test? I could actually get other people who wouldn't touch ST with a ten foot pole to actually LIKE watching DS9. Why? Because underneath, it was a truly character driven ensemble cast, with so many shades of gray that people were never clearly good and never clearly bad throughout the whole series.
  • Re:One Word (Score:2, Insightful)

    by jIyajbe ( 662197 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @08:00PM (#11556897)
    Since you think that ST has sucked "for years", why did you keep watching it? Just so you could act superior? Or can you really find no better use for your time than to watch TV shows that you hate?

  • Re:wtf? (Score:2, Insightful)

    by wo1verin3 ( 473094 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @08:07PM (#11556966) Homepage
    opinion != troll
  • Re:One Word (Score:1, Insightful)

    by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @08:16PM (#11557055)
    No - SG1 wins that timeslot because it appeals more to Americans. And more popular does not mean better.

    It might surprise you to know that outside of America there have been many, many shows that were huge hits, critical hits, but they were cancelled in America because they had no following.

    Just because you prefer SG1 doesn't make it better. Just because Golias (the GP) doesn't like Enterprise doesn't mean "nobody cares". Your tastes aren't representative of the tastes of everyone (thank God).
  • by JudgeFurious ( 455868 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @08:22PM (#11557122)
    Actually that's more than just "Insightful" in my opinion. It's extremely insightful. As much as Star Trek is dogged for it's techno-babble dialog you're actually advocating more of that and less of the interpersonal relationship focus.

    I think you're dead on with that. Character development IS important but there are plenty of ensemble cast shows on the air set in the here and now where we can sit and speculate on which cast members are going to pair off. Star Trek is supposed to be SciFi though and drama is only a part of that. The producers lost sight of this and their show is going away as a result.

    I also think Enterprise and Star Trek in general has just crumbled under the weight of it's own enormous history. When your fan base can spot even a minor continuity error from a mile away and there are volumes of material available detailing the history of your imaginary universe then you've got to walk a very fine line with your stories. Each season slowly tightens the noose a little more. The people doing Star Trek have gotten progressively worse at keeping things plausible and Enterprise has been a train wreck where continuity is concerned.

    There are just so many reasons why this died and so many things it could have been if done well. All this work and effort and in the end Scott Bakula is going to go down as the George Clooney of Starship captains. He'll be the guy who's tour of duty killed the franchise (A disctinction that should have gone to his predecessor on Voyager. I can't remember her name for some reason, all I can think of is "The woman with the munchkin voice")
  • by Announcer ( 816755 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @08:22PM (#11557126) Homepage
    This is something both my wife and I were thinking a while ago. We expected this series to be showing us how the Vulcans and Humans came to be allies, gradually adding other planets to their alliance, eventually forming the Federation. Now, after all this time, they're finally getting to that... and it's going to be cancelled in a few months. Sigh.

    We are sorry to see Enterprise go. Someone else said "Bad Star Trek is better than none". I don't know if I agree with this or not. The episodes that focused on "titillation" certainly didn't do this show any favors, either. Working an attractive cast member into the series is fine, but when episodes (and the promotional spots announcing them) would focus on her anatomy rather than on a good story, we knew the execs must have been getting desperate. Well, their little experiment failed. It's just too bad they "got it" too late! Leave the "skin" for those other dime-a-dozen shows, and give us good STORIES for Star Trek.

    I did enjoy the ending last week, where they zoom out to show that the Romulans were remote-controlling that ship. Interesting twist.

    To the cast and crew of Star Trek: Enterprise, THANK YOU. It was fun while it lasted.
  • Re:erm.. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by bartash ( 93498 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @08:31PM (#11557211)
    The UK has a population of 60 million [wikipedia.org]. So you're out by an order of magnitude.
  • by Dogtanian ( 588974 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @08:41PM (#11557326) Homepage
    I'm not sure what happened but startrek is not drama, it is sci-fi.

    If Star Trek is 'sci-fi', it's only because any mildly geek-friendly show set in the future/space/etc is called 'sci fi'. I'm with Arthur C Clarke on this one; it's not sci-fi, it's fantasy.

    The 'science' is made up, usually to suit the plot. The 'aliens' are humans; and I mean more in the way they behave than look. Frankly, if we discover real aliens, I'll be surprised if we can relate to them on even a rudimentary level.

    Star Trek is fantasy that just happens to have borrowed the clothes of 'true' sci-fi. Star Wars is *definitely* fantasy that just happens to include some sci-fi elements (eg spaceships).

    True sci-fi should at least have its roots in a plausible idea; so I'd call Asimov's robot stuff sci-fi, 2001 sci-fi, and so on.

    Don't get me wrong; I enjoy some Star Trek (well, TNG mainly, having recently watched a complete season on DVD), but it's fantasy.

    And it strikes me as ironic that geeks (myself included) enjoy watching a show that makes up as much stuff as Star Trek does.
  • Re:erm.. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Fred Or Alive ( 738779 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @08:42PM (#11557331)
    25 million is about 1/3 of the UK population, you're out about x10. Although 2.5 million would be fairly good ratings for Channel 4 or BBC TWO primetime AFAIK, or amazing ratings for a digital channel.

    Or course the final-for-quite-a-while series of Doctor Who got about 3.5-4 million IIRC, which wasn't bad at all considering it was against Coranation Street at the time. But that was before Sky really came in etc.
  • by CrocketAndTubbs ( 855888 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @08:52PM (#11557423)
    Personally I get tired of the bad writers using fake technobabble as a crutch. How many ways can you use a deflector dish to save the day. Its not a swiss army knife. Maybe the next episode, a cork screw and a toothpick will pop out of the dish. They don't need to add more technocrap. They need to write stories that don't make you feel like an asshole for watching them. That doesn't mean make a soap opera out of it. But it does mean canning all the current writers and half assed actors (including bakula)
  • by archen ( 447353 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @08:52PM (#11557429)
    Considering what people really want to see, I'd think you'd have to go a bit farther than that. So how about this.

    Instead of a federation ship, we have a Klingong ship. They start out the show with some mysterious music and space stuff. And the voice over says "Our goal, to pilage the universe, accumulate as many women as possible and drink the blood of our enemies!". From there you have klingons just running around blowing shit up. Maybe have some hot vulcan chick as the science officer who pulls kung-fu on anyone who looks at her wrong. Every time they have a tough moral delema, they say "fuck it, blow it up!" Maybe have Wesly be a federation starship captin who is the snobby enemy of the klingon state, as a regular.

    Hmm... I think I'd actually watch that.
  • by Yaztromo ( 655250 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @09:13PM (#11557575) Homepage Journal

    Let's put the results aside for a moment (the show has had some serious issues), and take a look at what could have been.

    Enterprise started off with two things going for it: a decent premise, and a good cast. What Star Trek fan isn't interested in how the Federation was started? Or how the war with the Klingons started? How about the formation of the Neutral Zone with the Romulans? Or how about the evolution of technology from rougghly what we know today, to what was available in ST:TOS?

    Unfortunately, all of this was an opportunity that was wasted and squandered. Sure, they tried a few episodes dealing with the evolution of technology, but all of them were of the sort where the episode started with "Hey, we need X", and by the end, they had X (for all X in "Phasers", Transporters", etc.)

    Part of that was just bad writing, and bad story planning. But then there was the introduction of time travel, which was completely unnecessary, and made the whole thing completely unbelievable. Whomever came up with the "Temporal Cold War" should be summarily fired...out of a canon. Into a pool of sharks. With laser beams on their heads.

    Then there is the ship. I'm sure it would make a fine set for any number of sci-fi shows, but not for a Star Trek series that is supposed to take place before TOS. The interiour should look like that of a modern day battleship, and not filled with zinc plates and chrome. Yes, it would have been hard to make the series believable by not having any display terminals (TOS didn't have them, but here in the 2000's we do, so it would be somewhat difficult not to have them), but they should have taken a cue from a modern military warship for interiour design. It would have made the show more believable, and would have added some "grit" for the writers to work with.

    The big year-long story arc with the Xindi (sp?) didn't help either. It was hard to just tune into an episode here and there, particularily towardds the end. I was in the middle of nowhere during the first four months of 2004, where TV wasn't really available, and the one time I did get a chance to see part of an episode I couldn't get into it because I had no idea what was going on. I missed the whole resolution of the story arc as well, making the whole season a total write-off for me. I can only imagine what the casual Star Trek watcher would think trying to watch just a few episodes here and there.

    I feel bad for the cast, who are now going to be out of jobs after such a short run (but not too bad -- it isn't as if people in the tech industry don't know what it's like to be without a job...:P). There was some good potential for this series, but the people in charge completely munged it. Let's hope they find themselves jobless for a while so they can ponder their grand failure.

    Yaz.

  • Re:WTF?!? (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Coryoth ( 254751 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @09:29PM (#11557698) Homepage Journal
    They aired the crappy Voyager series for 7 (too) long seasons without killing it and now they kill not-so-bad Enterprise?!?

    Well, yeah. They already spent 7 seasons shedding viewers left and right, so there was hardly any viewership left for Enterprise. It needed to be so good it attracted viewers back. It wasn't close to doing that - it was just not as bad as Voyager... and any fan who stayed with the franchise through Voyager would have watched anything, so it didn't matter whether Enterprise was a bit better (it could hardly have been worse).

    Think of it this way: Voyager killed Enterprise, it just took a while for the blood to drain and the franchise to finally die.

    Jedidiah.
  • Re:One Word (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Tassach ( 137772 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @09:53PM (#11557890)
    Or can you really find no better use for your time than to watch TV shows that you hate?
    Well, one could watch it week after week hoping that it will magically stop sucking.

    Personally, I stopped watching it after the half-dozen episodes. Oh, I'd check back a couple times a year to see if it had finally stopped sucking; but it never did, at least from my random sample.

    Trek died with Gene Roddenbery. The undead abomination that kept shambling along after his death needed to have a stake driven through it's heart long ago, and now it appears that has finally happened. Maybe now Gene can stop spinning in his (metaphorical) grave.

    If you're going to mourn the passing of a show, save your energy for something worthwhile like Firefly, B5, or Farscape.

    Trek is dead. Let it rest in peace.

  • by hey! ( 33014 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @10:52PM (#11558328) Homepage Journal
    If the early 20th century copyright term of something like 28 years were in effect, TOS and the whole set of characters would be in the public domain now, and TNG would be going into the public domain in ten years. Then, if Paramount wanted to make money from the franchise, they'd have to compete with other studios. You would be able to choose allegience to the creators who kept Roddenberry's vision alive for you, instead of having to make due with Rick Berman because that's who Paramount thinks having run the franchise is in their interest.
    Under the originnal UK 1710 Statute of Anne , the model for modern copyright laws, much of TNG would already be in the public domain (14 years + 14 if the author was alive at the end of the first term). The US rule was similar from 1790 onward, until 1909, when each term was doubled.

    In '76, the term went to death + 50, which would mean that people who remembered TOS would, by in large, not live to see it enter the public domain.

    The Bono act of '98 extended copyright to death + 70, or in some cases 95 years. Under the act the public domain will not receive any new works until 2019, and of course the entire Roddenberry ouvre will remain in private hands until after everyone who is reading this (I mean you) is dead.

    Bringing the topic back to Star Trek, I leave you with a quote from Lord Macaulay, from a speech given to Parliament in 1841 opposing the extension of copyrights from the Rule of Anne term:


    I believe, Sir, that I may with safety take it for granted that the effect of monopoly generally is to make articles scarce, to make them dear, and to make them bad. And I may with equal safety challenge my honourable friend to find out any distinction between copyright and other privileges of the same kind; any reason why a monopoly of books should produce an effect directly the reverse of that which was produced by the East India Company's monopoly of tea, or by Lord Essex's monopoly of sweet wines.

    --Thos. Babbington Macaulay


    Which is fitting to this case. The franchise died because it was kept in private hands who tried to milk it for cash, instead of going to its natural conclusion, entering the public commons where it could ignite new creativity and competition.
  • by flappinbooger ( 574405 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @11:24PM (#11558554) Homepage
    You're both right. I've pretty much seen both DS9 and B5 series multiple times.

    DS9 is IMO the best trek series taking into consideration all aspects of it (arcs, character dev, plot twists, etc.

    Babylon 5 is a FANTASTIC series with ingenious arcs, character development, sci-fi, plot twists, and just a profound sense of completeness when considering the series as a whole.

    But I'd choose to let both series stand on their own, they are a bit too apples/oranges to say B5 blows DS9 out of the water. DS9 had to conform to the trek universe, and taking that into consideration it is quite comparable to B5.
  • by coaxial ( 28297 ) on Wednesday February 02, 2005 @11:43PM (#11558678) Homepage
    Yes because time travel OBVIOUSLY always equals crap.

    Time travel doesn't always suck, but the vast majority of the time, especially in Star Trek, it does. When time travel isn't the main scifi element (i.e. H.G. Wells's _Time_Machine_), it tends to be an excuse for lazy writing.

    Time travel episodes generally fall into two catagories. At best, time travel is a deus ex machina. These episodes typically end with someone going back in time and undoing all the events of the episode. (e.g. TNG's "Parallels", DS9's "Time's Orphan", VOY's "Endgame", etc.) These episodes can work if they're character driven. Harlan Ellison's TOS episode "The City on the Edge of Forever", TNG's "Yesterday's Enterprise" and DS9's "The Visitor" being some of the best.

    Then you have the "cheap laughs" episodes. These are MUCH more common, and always suck. TOS's "Tomorrow is Yesterday"'s airforce sargent on the Enterprise. TOS's "Assignment: Earth" where the crew go back to 1968. TNG's "Time's Arrow" where the crew goes back to 19th century San Francisco and meets Mark Twain. DS9's "Little Green Men", where Quark, Nog, and Rom are the Roswell crash. DS9's "Past Tense" where the cheap laughs are coupled with the "afterschool special" leason of "treat poor people with dignity". STVIII:FC where the crew travels back in time to the future. TOS's "By Any Other Name" is effectively a "cheap laughs" time travel episode, but it's even lamer since the crew doesn't actually travel back in time, but rather to a planet populated by 1920's Chicago gangsters.

    The granddaddy of this type of episode is STIV:TVH. Kirk and the gang prevent the destruction of Earth by going back in time to the present day, in order to save the whales, while getting into all sorts of silly misunderstandings. The high point is Kirk pawning his reading glasses while noting that they'll eventually find their way back to him. The low point isn't as easy to pick, since there's so many of them. But, if I had to pick on, I'd say it's Scotty with the Macintosh.

    So yeah. Time travel pretty much sucks.
  • by bubkus_jones ( 561139 ) on Thursday February 03, 2005 @12:10AM (#11558866)
    It didn't work for Angel, Firefly, or Farscape (yes, Firefly's getting a movie, and Farscape had/will have a miniseries to wrap things up. But fan support didn't keep the show on the air).

    Hell, Angel was the WB's second highest rated show when it was cancelled.

    Enterprise is doomed.

  • by Killswitch1968 ( 735908 ) on Thursday February 03, 2005 @12:51AM (#11559127)
    Here's a frank appraisal of each series (minus TOS), and a ranking:

    TNG - This seemed to be everyone's favorite, likely because it was the first, and Picard was bloody brilliant. Hands down the best character. The show would have been unbearable otherwise. Riker had his moments, and a few Data episodes were okay, but on the whole an episode without enough Picard was a bad episode. 8/10

    DS9 - I as skeptical of this series, but it became to be a truly amazing show. Overall the characters were better than those on DS9 (although no one will ever top Picard); particularly Odo, Garick, Martak, Goyron, and Weyoun. I didn't find myself cringing at any of the characters, save some completly bizarre Ferengi episodes. Massively long continual story arcs kept you intrigued throughout the entire series. Overall the plots were just better than TNG. 10/10

    Voyager - Oh God. This was the bottom of the barrel. Yes, worse than Enterprise I'm afraid. I wish I kept a running tally of how many times Janeway said "I understand that blank blank blank, BUT blank blank". Ugh. She wasn't a captain, she was a Mom. No characters were worth seeing except the holographic Doctor, and they dwindled on him too much at times even. Truly atrocious series I was glad to finish. I can recall 2-3 good episodes. 2/10

    Enterprise - Probably got the worse rap out of any of the series. The stupid intro song, the prequel thing, and the idiotic cheap leg shots of T'pol put most everyone off. However it did improve as the series went on. Malcolm ("armory" office) got a little more interesting, and Trip's accent became less annoying. Archer finally started making some tough decisions (jacking an innocent ship's warp drive), but it was too little too late to really save the series from termination. The Xindi story arc was intriguing, but it took them 2 seasons to get to it. 4/10

    It should be noted that Every one of these series started off very badly, even TNG and DS9. I don't know why Star Trek needs the obligatory 1 or 2 seasons to get going but that's certainly the trend. And yes, I need to get out more.
  • by farbles ( 672915 ) on Thursday February 03, 2005 @01:21AM (#11559321)
    The minute I saw the episode this season with Archer looking at the coffins of the slain, I thought *finally* they're playing to original Trek's best trait - social commentary on present day events. I also thought the second someone in authority sees this episode, this series is doomed.

    When they had Vulcan desert insurgents fighting, I thought, you guys are getting too clever, they will get you. (I also wondered where T'Pau's thick accent disappeared to.)

    Original Trek played against the background of Viet Nam and a tidal wave of social change. This season Enterprise started to come around to that and tweaked some present day noses. In today's rat-out-your-neighbor-to-Homeland-Security-for-not -being -patriotic-enough climate, there was no way this could go on, could it?

    Look, one of the central tenets of Star Trek is that humanity stops warring amongst itself, forms a world government and then heads out to the stars. In an ideal world, Enterprise could have shown some of that process in action using the example of how the Federation came into being as a model for how we can do it ourselves and bring all these disparate nations together to form a peaceful whole.

    In this real world, I'm afraid that the forces of darkness are winning. Any notion of a peaceful world government is considered (at best) traitorous liberal propaganda. A substantial portion of the population of the US believes that the end of the world is real close and (incredibly) that this is a good thing since it means Jesus will be here soon. Selfless acts and working for the betterment of all rather than just your own clan is considered a sign of weakness, not strength. Honor has no value. Science and education have no value. Only money and power are worth anything to us and only blind obedience and unquestioning patriotism is worth anything to our leaders.

    We need all the idealistic dreams and heroes that we can get now because this century is going to be getting worse before (if) it gets any better. Progress is not a new feature for your cell phone, it is the march of humans from our barbarous past to a better future. At its best, that is the heart and soul of Star Trek and that is what we all need so very very badly right now.

  • Re:About time. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Kethinov ( 636034 ) on Thursday February 03, 2005 @02:18AM (#11559653) Homepage Journal
    Fuck that. It's a great show with a dedicated fanbase working with an unparalleled legacy. I'm so motherfucking tired of reading Enterprise articles on Slashdot and seeing nothing but "OMFG THE SHOW SUCKS" getting modded +5 insightful. Want to see moderator bias in its full form? Read Enterprise articles on Slashdot. Or a Star Wars article.

    Enterprise is certainly above Voyager's quality, and with season 4, I think it's approaching DS9 quality as well. I'll be the first to admit the show wasn't perfect, but not every series can be DS9. Give the bashing and especially the mod bias a fucking rest. You guys make the comments in these articles unreadable at any threshold.
  • by generalleoff ( 760847 ) on Thursday February 03, 2005 @06:53AM (#11560513)
    It's true :) Look how huge Familt guy was over Futurama DVD sales. They both did well and therte both good shows but Family Guy is far more moron friendly and it trounced Futurama and is coming back to TV. As for Enterrpise tohugh I just want them to take a break for about 5 years. Star Trek is not dead but I do feel the creative juices in thw well have dried up. Even Rick Berman said he knew the well would dry up sooner or later way back in like 1991. Problem is no one is taking the hint. I'm sorry for all the fans out there that are upset the show died but I think they will understand it was for the better in the long run. My personal opinion of how I would like to see Star Trek return is in a 1 hour dramatic animated series based on the aborted Star Trek Phase II project. The simpsons spearheaded half our prime time comedy and I would like to see Star Trek get the ball rolling on 1 hour drama animation. Animation offers far more freedom and you can do more with less budget. And I mean traditinal cell animation not some nasty CGI crap.
  • by ken1w ( 855996 ) on Thursday February 03, 2005 @08:12AM (#11560799)
    I can (almost) accept Enterprise being canceled. Perhaps it IS time for Star Trek to take a break. But what a waste to end it this way. 98 total hours instead of an even 100. Having to end with a one-hour show instead of a two-hour finale. Reworking an existing script into some type of satisfying last adventure of the series (maybe the last Star Trek episode ever).

    How about putting back those two hours that were taken away earlier in the season? The 98 hours of Enterprise come from 26+26+24+22=98 over the course of four seasons. The last two hours can be shot immediately after the already planned 22 episodes for this season, before they tear down the sets and release the talent. Let Manny Coto write a worthy series (maybe franchise) finale as a two-hour "telefilm." Make it about the founding of the Federation. If available, get Jonathan Frakes to direct it. Spend a bit more time in post-production to make it really special and save it for airing during the Fall sweeps period.

    I can see that it is unreasonable to expect another season of Enterprise on UPN (or elsewhere), but surely, Paramount's investment in just two more hours of Enterprise would be worthwhile. If UPN doesn't want it, sell it to the SciFi Channel as a one-time special event.

    I'd be satisfied with something like that...
  • by gidds ( 56397 ) <slashdot.gidds@me@uk> on Thursday February 03, 2005 @09:48AM (#11561348) Homepage
    As much as Star Trek is dogged for it's techno-babble dialog you're actually advocating more of that and less of the interpersonal relationship focus.

    If you're equating 'science fiction' with 'technobabble' then you get my strong disagreement!

    As far as I'm concerned, proper science fiction is about ideas. The bigger the better. The nature of causality and time, the confusion of reality and computer-generated fantasy, insanity, the nature of language and communication, the reliability of memory, faith, &c are all big ideas that have led to (IMO) really great stories, in Trek and elsewhere. Technology per se, and the alien of the week, do not necessarily make proper science fiction, unless they are part of an interesting idea. Similarly, relationships and personal development aren't necessarily excluded, provided that they relate directly to the big idea.

    For me, then, The Truman Show counted as science fiction, even though you saw very little technology, no aliens, no laser beams, no starships, no robots, and none of the usual SF trappings, because it had at its core an amazing idea. Whereas I count most of the Star Wars films as space opera, not science fiction, despite the presence of all of those things. I consider Alien a horror film with SF trappings, but Bladerunner is true science fiction not just because it deals with replicants, but because it uses them to look at the nature of humanity.

    I haven't followed Enterprise, so I can't quote you examples there. But I hope you can see my point. If the writers think that by just throwing in exotic aliens, weird energy beams, and some incomprehensible technobabble, that they're necessarily creating science fiction, then they've been doing the series -- and the general public -- a great disservice.

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