Star Wars Episode III To Open Cannes 339
bonch wrote in to mention an article on the IGN site. "The Cannes Film Festival is going to the dark side. After months of negotiations between George Lucas and festival officials, Star Wars: Episode III - The Revenge Of The Sith will open the festival in the South of France in May."
Combine this with the previous story... (Score:4, Funny)
A Great Disturbance (Score:5, Funny)
Ye Olde... (Score:4, Funny)
Good idea (Score:5, Funny)
What a frickin' joke. Unless this movie is a massive departure from the other two, it's going to be a terrible, hacked together joke. Why this would open up at Cannes is a mystery to me.
Why open Cannes when you could crush Cannes? (Score:2, Funny)
Cannes (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good idea (Score:5, Funny)
*slinks away*
Re:A Great Disturbance (Score:3, Funny)
No... that's when Jar Jar makes his third movie appearance.
Excuse me while I get warmed up!
nngghh! *bonk* nnggh! *bonk* nnggh! *crash* damn cheap walls around here.
Meh. (Score:3, Funny)
Nothing wrong with crap at the Cannes of course - they don't get to see your film first. It'll just get panned.
Re:Why open Cannes when you could crush Cannes? (Score:4, Funny)
Yoda Sez: "Crumple YOU like cans, In Soviet Empire Sith do!"
Re:Audience Response (Score:5, Funny)
Um....
Needless to say... never have such incorrectly words been chosen.
Episode 2 the reaction was a little clapping. I think at that point it was kind of like clapping for a kid who wears a crash helmet when he manages to tie his shoes. It was more for the effort, given the first one.
Die Jar Jar Binks! (Score:5, Funny)
It would also be funny to make references to Kevin Smith films as they have made so much reference to Star Wars. Having Darth Jay and Darth Bob (Silent Palpatine) selling weed to Wookies before, during, or after the battle or show a convience store during the construction of the Death Star called the Death Stop manned by two screwed up Storm Troopers named Dante and Randal.
Re:Audience Response (Score:5, Funny)
Also being featured... (Score:5, Funny)
-The art of the sellout
-The check's in the mail
-How to bribe a Frech official
-Call it a "donation"
and
-Benjamin Frankin goes to pockettown
All these great films being brought to Cannes by EA now the official owner of all rights to games based on movie licenses... and Sprite reminds you to: Obey your thirst.
I mean... come on!
whoops waiting at wrong place (Score:1, Funny)
Yeehaw! (Score:5, Funny)
Needless to say, he loathes Star Wars. No, no, he despises it.
I can't to give him the news.
dup (Score:3, Funny)
Cannes Opening Day Headline (Score:5, Funny)
The Shit has hit the Cannes
What if (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Can George Lucas Save "Star Trek"? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Can George Lucas Save "Star Trek"? (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot troll questions another poster's social life; pot, kettle, total absorption of visible light.
Re:No mystery at all (Score:5, Funny)
Take all the suspense out of it, why dontchya? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Can George Lucas Save "Star Trek"? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:This Just In! (Score:3, Funny)
Finally I Get to See Natalie Portman's Cannes (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A Great Disturbance (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Watching Boobs and Star Wars in Cannes (Score:2, Funny)
Hot grits.
Dammit George! (Score:5, Funny)
I just crack myself up.
Re:Good idea (Score:5, Funny)
Can just see it. A critic reviewing it as: "a sublime parody of the Star Wars genre".
Re:What if (Score:1, Funny)
So, I will leave you like you left them - buried alive, BURIED ALIIIIVE..."
T.t.I.C.D. (Score:4, Funny)
TtICD: "Jes, jes, and you little boy...who are you supposed to be?"
Boy (with French accent): "I am a Jedi Knight."
TtICD: "Jes, that is the best nerd costume I have ever seen...(wait for it)...FOR ME TO OUI OUI AND POUPON!"
*rimshot*
Re:Combine this with the previous story... (Score:5, Funny)
*waves hand* (Score:3, Funny)
This is not the movie you want to see.
Move along.
So you're saying... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What if (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Didn't you hear? (Score:5, Funny)
Very sure...
Re:No mystery at all (Score:3, Funny)
Re:LOL (Score:3, Funny)