A Voice-Controlled TV Remote 185
Pankaj Arora writes "California-based Agile TV aims to 'change the way people watch TV' via the creation of its voice-controlled TV remote, Promptu. From the article: 'The Promptu remote is designed to replace a conventional remote control and includes a "Talk" button and a built-in microphone, together with an infra-red receiver used in conjunction with an existing cable box.' Personally, I'm waiting for the version that interfaces with your brain."
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Old Technology (Score:5, Funny)
They were called "children".
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Voice recoginition is fine if the result is supposed to be a text, but commands?
Its like in star trek. Think about how many battles would have been won if they had a big red "fire phaser" and a green "modulate shield frequency" button an the captains chair (instead of wasting time speaking it out everytime)
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Aha! The true purpose is revealed! Naturally, one's hands will be occupied when searching for adult actors...
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What, so it changes to the playboy channel every 3 min?
This is... (Score:4, Funny)
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My voice-activated remote control is broken (Score:3, Funny)
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Then someone comes over and see all the recordings of Spongebob on your DVR, and they're like "WTF man!?" and you're like "it wasn't me, I'm dead serious" and they're all like "yeah ok, loser" and they go on to tell everyone and your known as the 23 year old who watches Spongebob Squarepants and every time you go outside someone points and laughs at you, "Haha! You watch kiddie shows!" and you try to deny it and have continual emotional outbursts, you're like "NO I DON'T, THAT DUDE MADE IT UP!"
Then you die and on your grave it says:
Here lies the loser that watched Spongebob all his life
RIP
PS: Enjoy those episodes, wierdo.
I know because this happened to uh.. a friend.. and he died in grief. In grief, man, in grief!
So, I'm strongly against this "e-mail powered" technology, it is fatal.
works great until... (Score:3, Funny)
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Seat belts. How come they never had seat belts, even though they were always flying out of their chairs?
If I were going to battle the Enterprise, I'd get a starship with a bigass bumper, heavily padded chairs, airbags, and of course, lots and lots of seat belts. Just ram them at high speed... and then send in a boarding party with spatulas to clean up the mess.
A New Comedy Show (Score:2, Funny)