Revenge of the Sith a "Blood Bath" 780
An anonymous reader writes "The BBC is reporting that the Revenge of the Sith is a blood bath and is to recieve a PG-13. One notable point from the article is Lucas is quoted as saying "But I have to tell a story. I'm not making these, oddly enough, to be giant, successful blockbusters. I'm making them because I'm telling a story, and I have to tell the story I intended." As he lit a cigar with a large stack of burning 20's."
Meesa no tink so! (Score:5, Funny)
Yuh-hunh. Sin City [imdb.com] and Kill Bill Volume 1 [imdb.com] move over, this one's a blood bath. OOOOooooo....
That's the problem with them damn Brits, they don't realize it's boobies in movies that's the real corrupting influence, not a little innocent killing and maiming.
"Nothing for you to see here. Please move along." (Score:5, Funny)
So long as... (Score:5, Funny)
The story he intended... (Score:5, Funny)
From TFS:
Yeah...we know all about the story you intended [penny-arcade.com], George.
Irony (Score:2, Funny)
(pauses, thinks)
Guys, give me twenty minutes.
I, for one... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Meesa no tink so! (Score:5, Funny)
Amongst other things. Apparantly the Queen Amidala Hot Grits scene will be on the Star Wars III, Revenge of the Sith Unrated DVD.
As he lit.... (Score:5, Funny)
I love it when a good plan comes together.
Re:Meesa no tink so! (Score:5, Funny)
Parents (Score:5, Funny)
Natalie Portman (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Meesa no tink so! (Score:5, Funny)
Not true. Swear words are also ruining American society.
Re:So long as... (Score:5, Funny)
Itsa beesa trap! (Score:5, Funny)
Spoiler Alert: Jar Jar drowns during the MonCal Water Spectacular gurgling "OH NOES! ITSA BEESA TRAP!", while a young Ensign Ackbar holds up a sign reading "9.8".
Re:I, for one... (Score:4, Funny)
I don't want to see Jar Jar dead or otherwise. How about a cremation urn in the background with a tiny disco ball hovering over it? We'll know what it is.
Re:Bzzzt (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The only way to save the franchise.... (Score:5, Funny)
"No."
"The criminal element?"
"No."
"The poverty?"
"No."
"The slavery?"
"No."
"Well what was it?"
"Some jackass threw Jar Jar Binks into a pit of man-eating Sarlacc. He's been screaming 'Meesa needs help! Meesa ouchies! Help meesa!' for the last 300 years. Only 700 more to go."
Re:Ewoks were supposed to be wookies? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bzzzt (Score:3, Funny)
I guess statisics can be used to prove any point. :-)
Re:Itsa beesa trap! (Score:3, Funny)
I for one... (Score:2, Funny)
Still can't believe that there was a movie with Samuel L Jackson where he didn't say the words "fuck" or "shit".
Re:Bzzzt (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So long as... (Score:5, Funny)
But, is it a blood orgy? (Score:2, Funny)
The real reason for the rating. (Score:5, Funny)
Queen Amidala: Oh no! some invisible force has removed my clothing!! I must put on some clothing.
Degenerate Jedi: You don't need to put any clothes on (waves hand in front of face).
Queen Amidala: I don't need to put on any clothes...
Degenerate Jedi: Yeah know, they say once you go darkside you never go back.
(que cheesy sci-fi music with inappropriate back beat)
You get the idea.
Blood Bath Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
-- Relax it's just a joke!
Mischaracterizing George Lucas (Score:5, Funny)
He uses the $20 bills as toilet paper (due to their cottony softness). He uses orignial Shakespearean manuscripts to light his cigars.
In the future, please be more sensitive.
Re:Yeah, Right... (Score:2, Funny)
*tight closeup of lightsaber hilt*
*it tilts, revealing the engraved text: BAD MOTHER FUCKER*
*slow, cinematic pull out, revealing the lightsaber is held by Jedi Master Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson)*
*Windu fires a burning, seething gaze at a crowd of imperial troopers known as the Empire 88s*
*cue 15 minute long spree of death, with limbs flying everywhere, disembowelings, and (literally) fountains of blood*
Re:The first 30 minutes of the fim. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Meesa no tink so! (Score:2, Funny)
Come to think of it, he does wield a purple lightsaber. Hmmm..
Re:As he lit.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Successful Blockbuster (Score:5, Funny)
Is that what you yooots are calling us now?
/ Age 37 1/2
Re:I don't see how anyone is suprised (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Successful Blockbuster (Score:3, Funny)
Re:What George Really Meant (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Gosh! How unlike the real world (Score:3, Funny)
I'd say the Iraq war should be rated at least an R.
Re:Bzzzt (Score:2, Funny)
There was no PG-13 crap,
Drinking age was 18,
You could see Farrah Fawcett nekid in Saturn 3.
Re:Bzzzt (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah... The only redeeming quality in that God awful movie anyway.
Re:I don't see how anyone is suprised (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Successful Blockbuster (Score:4, Funny)
When I went to see LOTR: Return Of The King during the day, a very young father brought his little girl with him so he could see the movie. Bad move. The kid was very interested in the cartoon advertisements just before the movie started, and when the first scene opened with Gollum biting into a fish, the poor kid went berserk and started balling at the top of her voice. I wondered if he ever tried to get a refund for his tickets since he didn't see the movie, and if anyone cited him for child abuse.
Re:Successful Blockbuster (Score:5, Funny)
Don't know about anyone else, but my brother-in-law just spent 7 hours standing in line at the Star Wars convention to get a special Darth Vader action figure. He's 30, a married college grad in the Army and thus not exactly a kid.
Perhaps it has something to do with getting back from a tour of Afganistan. I think his wife hopes it was.
Re:First PG-13 (Score:5, Funny)
Or, as we used to say when we were kids:
G = Good
PG = Pretty Good
R = Really Good
X = Xcellent
Re:UK Rating (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bzzzt (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Successful Blockbuster (Score:2, Funny)
**** MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!!! **** (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bzzzt (Score:3, Funny)
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Re:Why would PG-13 stop them? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Successful Blockbuster (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, and Qui-Gon needs to see a doctor to have his tummy fixed. These *really* aren't movies for little kids, they're actually quite dark and violent.
Upon reflection, I think Lucas knew what was coming and installed Jar-Jar in a feeble, stupid attempt to lighten things up a touch. Stupid, like I said... but I really think he's targeting the over-7 crowd. Toy manufacturers are aiming lower still, but Lucas is making some dark, messed up stuff not intended for the very young. Younger than 7 or so, seeing someone cut in half is really far from ideal. I somewhat regret agreeing to show the kid the movie, even though he seemed to deal with it quite well. I had naively thought I could show him *just* the pod race, but of course he was interested in the whole thing. I thought he'd get bored, but no such luck.
Eventually he'll ask about the funeral pyre scene and I'll have to explain that Qui-Gon didn't make it. I'm not looking forward to that, I think kids deserve to be shielded from that kind of thing for a while... of course, even Walt Disney disagrees with me on that one. Bambi was frickin' dark that way, too. Given stuff going on in the world, I may just have to accept that he's going to have to learn about human mortality earlier than I'd like.
I'm going to wait as long as possible before letting the kid watch Ep. 3, though, especially after hearing about the whole 'young jedi' thing from Kevin Smith. I'm not sure *I* want to see that myself ! Episodes 4-6 will come first, those are actually a little more kid-friendly. Just a little, though.
Re:What about the contractors? (Score:3, Funny)
Blatantly obvious? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Good point (Score:3, Funny)
The point is that a 'family', or any group with an adult, can take any kids into any PG, PG-13 or R movie they want. You do bring up a good poing about people (children, whatever) yapping during a movie. It's ridiculous, every time I go to the movies lately (which isn't often) someone is talking through the whole movie. Most of the time I just don't go. Can watch the DVD at home cheaper, and it's quiet (if I can get the dogs to shut up).
One question though, what alternate universe do you live in where people tip 30-35%?????????
Re:The real reason for the rating. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The first 30 minutes of the fim. (Score:1, Funny)
I won't begrudge him the darkness or the money so long as he kills all the fucking Gungans!
You may have misspelled Ewoks there, but in both cases I agree.
Anything even remotly cutsie in any of the movies should be boiled to death in a pool of their own excrement. Slowly.
Re:Meesa no tink so! (Score:5, Funny)
Fuck you.
**** ANOTHER MAJOR SPOILER WARNING!!! **** (Score:2, Funny)
Problem (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The first 30 minutes of the fim. (Score:2, Funny)
They're saving that for the animated series on Cartoon Network
Re:The real reason for the rating. (Score:4, Funny)
> in the privacy of my den.
^^^^^^
You spelled "hand" wrong....
Re:Bzzzt (Score:2, Funny)
Re:As he lit.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The real reason for the rating. (Score:4, Funny)
[plugs ears, clenches eyes tightly] LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
May the 4th ... (Score:5, Funny)
(Sorry, sorry. It only works once a year!)
Re:The first 30 minutes of the fim. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:If the level of Sex (Score:3, Funny)
I think that's an unfair comparison. People have been fighting bloody, dangerous, daring wars since the dawn of man. It's a natural part of our culture, our species, and our instinct. Sex, on the other hand, is dangerous, dirty, disgusting, and objectifies people. Sexual education should not be tought to our impressionable children before they turn 21, and Sexual intercourse should only be practiced to create a child, and even then nothing fancy. And if you recieve pleasure from such an act, you must immediately repent, or you, most likely, will go to Hell.
Remember, fear the lord, kill Arabs, and God bless America!
Re:Bzzzt (Score:4, Funny)
I'll admit that I've not seen the movie so forgive me, but wouldn't the above certainly warrant at least an R?
Re:As he lit.... (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Bzzzt : ) (Score:4, Funny)
These are not the chickens you are looking for...
Real thoughts for ratings (Score:2, Funny)