Spielberg & Lucas Approve Indy 4 Script 404
Anonymous Coward writes "According to an article on ComingSoon.net, the script for the fourth Indiana Jones movie is moving forward. Lucas and Spielberg have agreed on the writing, with only Harrison Ford still required to sign off on the project before it can go into pre-production. Ford has yet to read the script."
What could possibly go wrong? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:5, Informative)
And Starwars
And Close Encounters
And Schindlers List
And Raiders of The Lost Ark
And Duel
And many others...
These guys have a pretty good batting average if you ask me...
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:2, Insightful)
he had nothing to do with A.I. which you put in the parent so I don't quite see what you're getting at.
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:3, Informative)
Spielberg did AI.
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:5, Insightful)
That was the best part of the movie!! Sadly, in a lot of ways, it was a little too subtle. (note: I don't blame the movie viewers for that, I think they made some questionable decisions at that part of the movie.)
David had a really nasty programming problem. He was hard-wired to 'love' one woman, his mom. Unfortunately, this program couldn't have been changed. David could, for all practical purposes, live forever, but his mother could not. After he was frozen underwater, he was found by the robots of the day. They survived, the human race didn't. When they found him, they interfaced with him, and worked out his program. (Thus evidenced by the 'touching scene' where his memories were being played back on their faces.)
As robots, it's easy to imagine they were quite sympathetic to David. He had a program that couldn't be fulfilled. Out of compassion, they found a creative way to fulfill his program. They gave him a bs story about bringing his mother back for only one day. (If you're curious what I mean about BS, consider that she was 'brought back', had all kinds of love for David, but never once asked where her husband or other child were. She was too good to be true. Fortunately, David was naieve.) David understood the one-day rule. So he spent the day with her and had the fun that he could. He knew when she'd fade away. When it was time for bed, he fell asleep before she did. If he were to wake up, he'd discover she was gone and his program would be fucked. So, instead, he fell asleep never to awaken. He dreamt, presumably of her.
Great solution to a really tough problem. I have a great affection for this movie, mainly because I really think most movies would have ended with him 'dying' under the water instead of trying to do something more meaningful. Very satisfying.
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:2, Insightful)
I think there would have been something more powerful in that. An unreal boy with "real" feelings, lost for eternity in his expectations for a miracle or some sort of redemption from an unreal fairy.
After watching that, the only thing I could think of was
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:5, Funny)
Bruckheimer ending: Robot boy goes to the bottom of the ocean, the fairy ends up being a Navy SEAL team, and he takes a rocket in the face, KABOOM!
Woody Allen ending: Robot boy goes to the bottom of the ocean where he recites 15 minutes of neurotic dialog while the audience walks out. The New York audience stays for the duration and stages a parade after the film is over.
Kubrick ending: Robot boy goes to the bottom of the ocean where he ends up deactivating himself after realizing the fairy story was bullshit.
Disney ending: yada yada boy actually meets the fairy who is a hologram projection from Robocorp. The fairy instructs him to return to the lab where a cloned human body awaits. His memory is transferred into the clone and he's reunited with the family, happily ever after etc.
Lucas ending: boy meets fairy, fairy turns out to be his father. Epic battle commences, father sacrifices himself to save the boy at the hands of the Overlordbot. Robot boy loses a hand in the battle, replaces it with a human hand. To be continued.
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:2)
Then explain to me why 'everybody' argued about the plausibility of bringing somebody back from the dead, but only for a day.
Re:OT: A.I. is a Great Movie (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:3, Funny)
I agree, stop with the stupid fucking Spielberg everyone's-happy ending. Not every movie needs 5 endings to show how everything worked out nicely. I was so pissed off that the movie didn't end right when he fell into the water, I seriously wish I had walked out right then and never had to endure the "real" ending.
Re:Randomly selected dude (Score:3, Funny)
Heh. I once got a flamebait moderation over a comment I made about grilled chicken.
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:2)
Even famous directors can lose their edge. I present as evidence every George Lucas or Stephen Spielberg movie made since Russia swore in its first president.
In Defense of AI (Score:2)
http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/48/ai.htm [brightlightsfilm.com]
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:5, Funny)
enough said
1% Inspiration But 99% Perspiration (Score:5, Interesting)
Then, Steven Spielberg concentrates on the details. He fleshes out the plot, and Harrison Ford throws in the ad lib.
In short, Lucas should be the inspiration, and Spielberg should be the perspiration. Star Wars I & II is sufficient reason to keep Lucas in check.
As for the plot, since Harrison Ford is much older now, the appropriate theme would be something in the 1960s because the prior Indy films were set in the 1940s. The great tyrrany in the 1960s is, of course, mainland China and the Chinese occupation of Tibet. We could have Dr. Jones trekking to Tibet to find some lost artifact after first consulting with the Dalai Lama. Spielberg could throw in some old footage of the Chinese waving their little red Mao books at the height of the cultural revolution. There is also some old footage of Chinese soldiers randomly shooting at Tibetans.
Since Ford is a Buddhist and an admirer of the Dalai Lama, he would likely support such a plot.
Brief excerpt from the script: (Score:3, Funny)
Indy: No!
Hitler: Please?
Indy: OK! Do you have any children you want me to kill?
Re:What could possibly go wrong? (Score:3, Funny)
He will also find out that the leading lady is his long-lost fraternal twin sister, which will be kind of a downer.
Fortunately, he will discover this before he succeeds in his seduction attempts, so that nothing too naughty happens.
Is this... (Score:5, Funny)
I hope so!
Re:Is this... (Score:4, Funny)
Pretty cool piece of trivia for you movie buffs, huh? Your friends will never believe you when you tell them.
one of the best (Score:4, Informative)
When Lucas came back to Star Wars, it took him six years to get it right again. Lets hope Indiana Jones can do it a tad better....
Not too old! (Score:4, Interesting)
The great thing about the Indy character is his smarts. Half the time he gets out of trouble because he thinks his way out, not because he uses force. Can Sean Connery play James Bond today? I think he could. Can Ford play Indy, I think he can.
I can't wait for Indy 4, the previous movies were awesome.
Indy is like MacGyver on steroids.
Lets just hope they get a good script, a good story, one that gets the intellect and imagination flowing together. Those movies are so rare.
I wonder how many people went into history or archeology because of the Indy movies?
Re: Not too old! (Score:2)
> Can Sean Connery play James Bond today? I think he could.
I'd love to see Connery reprise as James Bond called out of retirement for some emergency that needed his talent. Provided the script didn't suck.
As for Indy IV, Ford's age suggests a movie set in the late '50s or early '60s, so it might be fun to have him run in to James Bond during the course of his adventure.
Re:Not too old! (Score:3, Funny)
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Re:one of the best (Score:2)
"Being a Star Wars fan as well as an Indiana Jones fan, I am of the opinion that Harrison Ford has been one of the best actors recent movies have seen."
While I agree that he has star power, I am surprised by the phrase "best actor" being used in the same sentence as "Harrison Ford." That big crate containing the ark in the final scene of "Raiders" was less wooden than Mr. Ford. I don't think it's a coincidence that he was a carpenter before he got into "acting."
However, he's nothing if not consisten
Re:one of the best (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:one of the best (Score:5, Funny)
Parallels with Lucas and Smith are a many. Lucas had coming of age comedies, American Graffiti, Smith had Mallrats, both have shameless merchandising tie ins with their movies, and endless rereleases. They both released crappy prequels, Phantom Menance and Mallrats, prequel to Clerks. Lucas has R2D2 and 3CPO. Smith has Silent Bob and Jay. Lucas has Hair, Smith has Hair,
I think I proved my case. I think we should do an online petition to have the next Indy be made by Kevin Smith.
Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval (Score:5, Funny)
Hell, he's doing three movies in 2006 and he's still the top of the A-lists.
Harrison Ford has made more good movies than both of those directors combined.
Re:Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval (Score:2)
Re:Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval (Score:2)
Re:Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval (Score:2)
Ewan McGregor
Re:Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval (Score:2)
He's one of the greats of his generations, and he's just going to get better and better as he matures.
Re:Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval (Score:3, Informative)
A Devils Own? (Jack Ryanesque film)
Regarding Henry? (A good change of pace compared to his other films)
Witness?
Mosquito Coast (awesome movie)?
Frantic? (Very underrated movie)
A little film called THE FUGITIVE....
Another little film called.. uh... BLADE RUNNER....
Oh, not to mention he had parts in the beginning of his career in a couple little movies known as APOLOCYPES NOW and AMERICAN GRAFFITI. Sure, they weren't big parts or anything, but that his career was just getting going
Re:Indiana Jones And The Search For Actor Approval (Score:2, Funny)
The Star Wars holiday special doesn't count...
The best of the series, I predict (Score:2, Insightful)
Indiana Jones is a character, and played well, can be played by anyone.
Though he hasn't been around lately, the range of an actor like Jim Carrey can bring new life to this old character. Wit, intelligence, and a talking buttcrack are things that typify Indy. With the possible exceptions of Morgan Freeman and Harrison Ford himself (
Re:The best of the series, I predict (Score:5, Informative)
Re:The best of the series, I predict (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:The best of the series, I predict (Score:3, Funny)
You are a bad man. You are a very bad man.
Re:The best of the series, I predict (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The best of the series, I predict (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The best of the series, I predict (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:The best of the series, I predict (Score:3, Funny)
I met him when he appeared on Inside the Actors Studio, nice guy.
MOD PARENT FUNNY (Score:2, Insightful)
How 'bout (Score:4, Funny)
Jones: "Depends...."
Re:How 'bout (Score:5, Funny)
I prefer crates, myself.
Call me crazy... (Score:3, Insightful)
Set the movie in the late 1950's and you are good to go. *shrugs*
Re:Call me crazy... (Score:2)
From one of the linked sites off the 'article'. So they did make him older, and
Re:Call me crazy... (Score:2)
I believe there was an entire movie that didn't involve Nazis. What was it called, Temple of something? Something of doom? Something of something?
Re: Call me crazy... (Score:2)
> Now where are they gonna find some Nazi's I wanna know.
Brazil. Expect another sight gag with an equally aged Hitler.
Re:Call me crazy... (Score:2)
It's already been said on record (I think by Frank Marshall) that Indy 4 will be set in the 50s.
All I want to know is... (Score:3, Funny)
No, but a R rated version would be cool (Score:2)
Imagine what could be done with an R Indy movie. We could examine more of Indy's character. Instead of the bedroom doors closing, and the next scene being in the morning, we could see how Indy negotiates the night away. Imagine seeing Indy in a hot tub with two big hooters in his face. And he gets the girl because he is a nerd, he gets the girl because he talks to her about archeology.
Re:No, but a R rated version would be cool (Score:2)
Indiana Jones and the Nipples Of Doom...
Re:No, but a R rated version would be cool (Score:5, Funny)
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon
Re:No, but a R rated version would be cool (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:No, but a R rated version would be cool (Score:2)
Re:No, but a R rated version would be cool (Score:3, Funny)
Uhh, so what you're saying is all you've got circled so far is "parent's bedroom"?
Isn't Indiana now immortal? (Score:2)
(From a link off the main linked page)
Speaking about the story, Lucas adds that is it "vaguely in the realm of the supernatural. We have to accept the fact that Indiana Jones is an older man. But it's been hell getting a script out of it."
Seems like it would have to be..
Re:Isn't Indiana now immortal? (Score:3, Informative)
Re:Isn't Indiana now immortal? (Score:5, Informative)
He doesn't have immortality - the knight was quite clear that the price of eternal life requires that one never pass over the great seal. To maintain immortality it would appear that one would have to regularly drink from the cup.
in part 4, (Score:5, Funny)
Cold war. Classic dames. (Score:4, Interesting)
A damned shame. Karen Allen carried the first Indy movie every bit as much as Harrison Ford did, and that's largely the reason why it's considered so superior to the latter two. I have no doubt this will be a fun movie - Indy three surely was - but if they want it to really sing, they'd bring her back as well.
It was finally approved?!!?? (Score:2)
blakespot
Checklist for Harrison. (Score:5, Funny)
Harrison better make sure it has all the essentials. It's not good to mess with the formula that geeks have come to know and love:
That second to last one could prove to be quite difficult.
Re:Checklist for Harrison. (Score:2)
Re:Checklist for Harrison. (Score:2)
Re:Checklist for Harrison. (Score:2)
Re:Checklist for Harrison. (Score:2, Interesting)
Erm... Dernholm Elliot was only a stuttering buffoon in the Last Crusade. In the first Indy he seemed quite lucid and full of vigour, and it was implied that he may have once been something of an adventurer. He says that he would have gone after the Ark of the Covenant himself had he been younger, or something to that effect.
The Last Crusade is a great film, but it screwed over the characters of both Marcus Brody and Sallah - Sallah was a wily and resourceful fellow in the first film, but in Last Crusade
Hey! (Score:4, Funny)
> Harrison better make sure it has all the essentials. It's not good to mess with the formula that geeks have come to know and love:
* Snakes, and Indy saying how much he hates them.
* Guns, and Indy saying how much he hates them.
* Nazis.
* A big nasty strong guy whom Indy defeats with cunning rather than brawn.
* A scrawny little guy with pince-nez glasses and a thick accent.
* An artifact of supernatural powers.
* A scene in which the terrible power of the artifact is realised.
* Hat and bullwhip.
* Sassy love interest.
* John Rhys-Davies in a red fez.
* Denholm Elliot stuttering his way through his lines.
* One or more booby traps.
Sounds like the details of the script have already leaked out...
Re:Checklist for Harrison. (Score:3, Funny)
* A big nasty strong Nazi snake with pince-nez glasses and a thick accent.
* A scrawny little guy with supernatural boobies.
* Sassy love interest played by John Rhys-Davies in a red fez, who unleashes the terrible power of the bullwhip on Denholm Elliot.
Re:Checklist for Harrison. (Score:2)
He passed away last year... Throat cancer I believe.
I can see it now (Score:2, Funny)
So Ford is old (Score:2)
what if (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:what if (Score:2)
Are you kidding? It'd fuel a new breed of complaints.
The problem with movie sequals, ESPECIALLY with movies that have already had a couple of them, is that people start seeing rules getting formed. Suddenly, everybody KNOWS how to make a sequal for that franchise. When one of thoes rules is broken, suddenly people rise and argue with it. (Usually passing this off as intelligence.) Even devastating rat
pay attention, you faceless bully of snippiness (Score:4, Interesting)
Re:pay attention, you faceless bully of snippiness (Score:4, Funny)
Fate of Atlantis? (Score:2, Insightful)
Potential Titles they are kicking around (Score:5, Funny)
Indiana Jones and the Magical Walker.
Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Viagra
Indiana Jones and the Grandchildren that never call.
Indiana Jones: Barely Alive
Indiana Jones: The Exploitation Sequel
Lucas will screw it up, I'd wager... (Score:4, Interesting)
I sincerely hope that Lucas won't royally fsck up Indiana Jones part 4 like he did with the Star Wars prequel(s). (I only watched the first one in the theater. It sucked so much that I skipped the second one entirely. My friends say the third is ok, so I'll wait until it gets to the cheap theater and then check it out.)
The biggest problem with the prequel(s) is this: The first three movies (meaning, episodes 4 through 6) used special effects in moderation. Costumes were consistent from one scene to the next and between movies. Everything appeared as it should. Yes, there were special effects, as we obviously don't have starships to fly around and film. But most of the movie's genius was in the simplicity and creativity of its photography and setting selection. Scenes were filmed in the desert, or in a forest, and these appeared quite realistic. Unfortunately, the prequel(s) were much more about special effects than good film technique. Even the acting sucked. And need I mention that the costumes and technology are not consistent, neither with the original three movies, nor from one scene to the next in the prequel(s). This damaged the movie, rather than provide added value.
I really have a feeling that Indy 4 will be all about special effects and corny acting than a compelling movie like the first three in that series, and that guess is based on past experience with Lucas. (Speilberg, I don't know, he still has some sense, I suppose, so hopefully he'll balance it out.)
Re:Lucas will screw it up, I'd wager... (Score:5, Insightful)
In the prequels, Lucas surrounded himself with yes men who were too grateful to be associated with the "legend" to talk back to him.
Spielberg is a true contemporary of Lucas' and has no reason to pull punches. He would not let the Indy franchise go down with bad dialogue in order to save Lucas' ego.
Spielberg doesn't direct movies the way Richard Marquand did in ROTJ. He would not just be a puppet for Lucas. He would be able to make it work. He would let Lucas do what he's good at, which is come up with good action choreography, and fill in the rest.
Sorry to break it to you... (Score:3, Insightful)
According to Wikipedia [wikipedia.org], Indiana Jones is the combination of Spielberg's desire for a James Bond type movie with Lucas' love of the serialized "Republic" adventures of his childhood. Lucas even suggested the name "Jones" when Spielberg objected to the original name, a bland sounding "Indiana Smith".
In the p
The second Indiana Jones movie wasn't that great (Score:4, Insightful)
Perhaps I'm mis-remembering, or maybe we just have different opinions, but personally I thought that the second Indiana Jones movie wasn't anywhere near the standard of the other two.
Raiders was a lot of fun, with both the script and the acting. It also had several very strong characters, including Marion Ravenwood, who's possibly one of the best female characters to have come out of a 1980's Hollywood movie.
In the Temple of Doom, this was all traded in for what seemed to be the boring stereotypical mid-80's movie formula at the time: a whinging helpless city girl being dragged along on an adventure, repeatedly made to look stupid by both Indy and an irritating 10-year old boy. The plot and the acting were both below standard.
I thought that Last Crusade was back to the original standard, though.
Indianna Jones is a really cool movie trilogy, and to be honest it's one of my favourites. I don't think you can look at it, though, and claim that it was classic and beautiful. I might go as far as saying that about two of the movies, but it severely trailed off in the middle. Maybe Lucas just got lucky with the original Star Wars movies.
I don't think I could handle a replacement (Score:2, Insightful)
Why don't you think they are going to do the original three Star Wars movies again?
Because we already have too many preconceptions and expectations as to the characters' appearances, mannerisms, etc.
I seriously think I would need a LOT of therapy if they make Indy a different actor. I love James Bond and all, but that actor swapping really tripeed me out.
And Jim Carrey? Dude. DOOOODE. I hope you were kidding. (Everyone knows that Indiana Jones has a butt-chin. P-sha!)
Ooooh! (Score:2)
Harrison Ford has a better track record of picking good scripts. If he signs off on it I'll feel better.
... just Harrison' Ford's approval (Score:3, Insightful)
Whew! THAT'S ALL!!
Don't do it, George!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Please don't make another Indy movie. You see, no matter how well executed it is, no matter how well-conceived it is, no matter how grandiose your overall plans are, the fans will inevitably nitpick it to death and ruin it for the young generation (and the young at heart) your films are generally meant for. I'm afraid my generation, despite growing up with your magical films, has become whiny and pathetic and we bitch and moan when you don't do thing 100% exactly like we expect. We want you to be just like the McDonalds we also grew up with. Make the next Indy film the most perfect Big Mac with Large Fries or we'll scream and shout that you've raped our childhood and that you suck beyond all comprehension.
Quite frankly, I love your films, but I don't know if I can handle another heaping, steaming pile of "fan" reaction yet again.
Thanks for hearing me out.
Ford and the script (Score:3, Funny)
Dag, what's taking him so long? The script's been on Gnutella for weeks!
Re:entertainment tonight (Score:2)
It's always been like that. Okay, it's not interesting to you, but how many 'nerds' aren't into Indiana Jones? I mean, for crying out loud, the dude was an archaelogist AND a ladies man!
Re:entertainment tonight (Score:5, Insightful)
Just wait til this sucker hits 88 (Score:2)
Did someone mention De Lorean?! Oh, no, wait you just mentioned Back to the Future, sorry.
"A flying De Lorean? I haven't seen one of those in ... thirty years."
What they need is Harrison Ford in a De Lorean going back in time to a younger self so he can continue to play Indy forever.
Re:Not a flame, just a fact... (Score:2)
So was Sean Connery.
Re:Not a flame, just a fact... (Score:5, Informative)
If you would be a true Indy fan (like me), you would have heard plenty about this on some of the many fan sites out there, such as The Raider [theraider.net]. One of the key details you would have found out is that Indy IV will be set in the '50s, to compensate somewhat for Ford's age.
Where are you Kenner? (Score:2)
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Well, I'm not sure about this one. I mean, I would love to see the original Raiders of the Lost Ark, cleaned up and ready to rock on the big screen again. Mainly because I still buy the occasional toy and have been so buried by the amount of Star Wars figures the last decade that I'm ready for a change. Come on, we *need* an Indy line again. Just look at the Disney exclusives from the theme park. They still sell well on ye ol' eBay.
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Though, that being said, I'm not sure what they could
Re:Where are you Kenner? (Score:5, Funny)