7-Year Old Prequel Fan On ANH 937
Random BedHead Ed writes "It is a subject often pondered by Star Wars fans: what is it like to watch the six films in order with a fresh perspective? From the Desk of Ghent, On one of the Star Wars blog site's many journals, answers this question in a recent blog entry about the writer's 7-year old son, who recently watched A New Hope for the very first time. Some enlightening quotes: 'Look... Obi-Wan is pretending he doesn't know R2-D2,' and 'Why don't those ships need Hyperspace rings?' It's a pity the end of Empire has been spoiled."
yeah (Score:4, Funny)
Because they didn't even exist in the past in the future in the past. DUH.
You meant... (Score:3, Funny)
And from Empire Strikes Back (Score:5, Funny)
I know what I'd be thinking... (Score:5, Funny)
Ah ... (Score:4, Funny)
A question many of us have been asking ourselves ever since *we* saw it the first time
It's all about the droids (Score:5, Funny)
Yep. R2 is truely the most Force attuned of them all. Yoda and the other Jedi may have Midichlorians, but R2 has METAL chlorians! [guitar riff!] Excellent!
Good question. (Score:5, Funny)
Well you could ask Lucas but I doubt he would know.
Re:And from Empire Strikes Back (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's all about the droids (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, but George Lucas has MENTAL chlorians!
Re:Ah ... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Bad Acting (Score:1, Funny)
Re:And from Empire Strikes Back (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That seals it (Score:1, Funny)
Where is Qui-Gon? (Score:4, Funny)
It's all about more money for George.
Re:It's all about the droids (Score:5, Funny)
Silenced?
Darth Vader's prosthetic penis. (Score:5, Funny)
Ewok with a stick (Score:5, Funny)
From a blaster or an Ewok with a stick?
Re:And from Empire Strikes Back (Score:5, Funny)
Don't you mean:
If slimy mudhole after living your life in the top of an ivory tower your pension paid only enough to live in, senile you would be too"
Re:That seals it (Score:1, Funny)
Re:That seals it (Score:1, Funny)
Just kidding, honey!
Re:That's what I was saying. (Score:2, Funny)
Ackbar: It's a trap!
Leia: No it's not.
Ackbar: Oh.
If... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's what I was saying. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yeah, so hard to cheer for Rebellion anymore.. (Score:1, Funny)
- killed kids
- enslaved the wookies
- destroyed the weaponless planet Alderaan
- yada yada yada
You MUST be a Republican. Heil Bush!
Re:That seals it (Score:5, Funny)
robert blake did.
OH FOR GODs SAKE!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:yeah (Score:3, Funny)
True. How did it get 5, Insightful in the first place?
Wookie Survivors (Score:5, Funny)
No, there is another.
Re:yeah (Score:5, Funny)
Hahahahah. Truly, Friday night Slashdot is the purest form of Slashdot.
Re:And from Empire Strikes Back (Score:2, Funny)
Re:That seals it (Score:3, Funny)
(a) Cheesy fiction.
(b)Real.
Re:That seals it (Score:2, Funny)
NOOOOlercoaster [ytmnd.com]
Vader on the Internet [ytmnd.com]
The starfox crew, and Vader, mourn Fox's death [ytmnd.com]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [ytmnd.com]
Vader, Paddle, NOOOO [ytmnd.com]
Vader loses his Stapler [ytmnd.com]
Vader wants to be a millionaire [ytmnd.com]
CNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [ytmnd.com]
Vader's NOO dance [ytmnd.com]
The price is not Vader [ytmnd.com]
The King teaches Darth Vader about the Truth [ytmnd.com]
Vader gives his son the talk [ytmnd.com]
I am your father [ytmnd.com]
Lindsay Lohan NOOO [ytmnd.com]
Vader makes a YTMND [ytmnd.com]
Vader vs Chapelle NOOO [ytmnd.com]
The Knights who say NOOOO [ytmnd.com]
Vader joines Destiny's Child [ytmnd.com]
Bohemian Vader [ytmnd.com]
Where everybody KNOOOOOOOOOWs Your Name [ytmnd.com]
Vader Ice Cream [ytmnd.com]
I think thats quite enough actually... laugh
Re:Children and RotS (Score:3, Funny)
Re:OH FOR GODs SAKE!!! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Wookie Survivors (Score:2, Funny)
Which brings up my thought during ROTS: Chewbacca went from being a mighty general who fought with Yoda to a smuggler who hangs out in Moes-Eisly space port. What dark path did he follow?
Re:yeah (Score:2, Funny)
Jesus fucking christ...I like computers and all but I didn't sign up for this Star Wars freak shit.
Kill me.
Re:yeah (Score:1, Funny)
"Anakin will bring balance to the force"
Lessee, there are like ten zillion Jedi and two Sith.
I guess they don't teach any math at the Jedi Academy.
It's Only A Flesh Wound (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Darth Vader's prosthetic penis. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Edited Episode 6 - New Ending (Score:2, Funny)
Re:yeah (Score:3, Funny)
Even worse, you sound like a Starwars geek in denial.
Re:Darth Vader's prosthetic penis. (Score:5, Funny)
Alternate dialogue from ROTS:
Vader: Padme... is she all right?
Emperor: She's fine. But really, I'd forget about her if I were you.
Vader: Why?
Emperor: Look down.
Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Any Asimov fans in the audience? (Score:3, Funny)
Okay, *THAT* I did not see coming
Re:There are only two answers to that question. (Score:2, Funny)
A recent poll of humans found they gave either these two answers:
1.) If I am in charge, then a dictatorship.
2.) If not, then democracy is fine.