Steve Jobs In Praise of Dropping Out 1014
atlacatl writes "Wired reports on Steve Jobs giving a graduation speech: 'Jobs, 50, said he attended Reed College in Portland, Oregon but dropped out after only eight months because it was too expensive for his working-class family. He said his real education started when he "dropped in" on whatever classes interested him -- including calligraphy.' The irony: that most students were graduating. I wouldn't invite him for a high school graduation. Imagine all the 'hard' work teachers, parents and guidance counselors put into brainwashing every kid that he/she must go to University." (Jobs was speaking to the graduates at Stanford University.)
Reminds me of a satire article about Ellison (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bah (Score:4, Funny)
Worked For Me.
Re:Sure, a few people drop out because they are sm (Score:5, Funny)
"Graduates of Yale University, I apologize if you have endured this type of prologue before, but I want you to do something for me. Please, take a good look around you. Look at the classmate on your left. Look at the classmate on your right. Now, consider this: five years from now, 10 years from now, even 30 thirty years from now, odds are the person on your left is going to be a loser. The person on your right, meanwhile, will also be a loser. And you, in the middle? What can you expect? Loser. Loserhood. Loser Cum Laude.
In fact, as I look out before me today, I don't see a thousand hopes for a bright tomorrow. I don't see a thousand future leaders in a thousand industries. I see a thousand losers. You're upset. That's understandable.
After all, how can I, Lawrence "Larry" Ellison, college dropout, have the audacity to spout such heresy to the graduating class of one of the nation's most prestigious institutions? I'll tell you why. Because I, Lawrence "Larry" Ellison, second richest man on the planet, am a college dropout, and you are not. Because Bill Gates, richest man on the planet-for now anyway-is a college dropout, and you are not. Because Paul Allen, the third richest man on the planet, dropped out of college, and you did not. And for good measure, because Michael Dell, No. 9 on the list and moving up fast, is a college dropout, and you, yet again, are not.
Hmm
You will need that therapy. You will need them because you didn't drop out, and so you will never be among the richest people in the world. Oh sure, you may, perhaps, work your way up to #10 or #11, like Steve Ballmer. But then,I don't have to tell you who he really works for, do I?
And for the record, he dropped out of grad school. Bit of a late bloomer.
Finally, I realize that many of you, and hopefully by now most of you,are wondering, "Is there anything I can do? Is there any hope for me at all?" Actually, no. It's too late. You've absorbed too much, think you know too much. You're not 19 anymore. You have a built-in cap, and I'm not referring to the mortarboards on your heads.
Hmm
So perhaps this would be a good time to bring up the silver lining. Not for you, Class of '00. You are a write-off, so I'll let you slink off to your pathetic $200,000-a-year jobs, where your checks will be signed by former classmates who dropped out two years ago.
Instead, I want to give hope to any underclassmen here today. I say to you, and I can't stress this enough:
LEAVE. Pack your things and your ideas and don't come back. Drop out. Start up. For I can tell you that a cap and gown will keep you down just as surely as these security guards dragging me off this stage are keeping me dow..."
(At this point The Oracle CEO was ushered off stage.)
Re:Bah (Score:5, Funny)
In fact, I'm suprised Mac OSX doesn't ship with a sheet of the stuff.
(* do not try this at home)
Re:Bah (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bah (Score:0, Funny)
Conclusion: If you want to be the President, start drinking, doing drugs, and getting really bad grades.
Re:Bah (Score:5, Funny)
Well, that explains the original iMac.
Re:Sure, a few people drop out because they are sm (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Bah (Score:4, Funny)
Original? Bondi Blue? Try the Flower Power, man!
DO NOT EAT THE BROWN iMAC! DO NOT EAT THE BROWN iMAC!
Re:Bah (Score:5, Funny)
He is different from you and I am different from him and you are different from me.
Oh wow man I get it! I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
goo goo gj00b :-}
Steve rocks. But... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is the problem with success stories (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Avoid ask.slashdot for a few days... (Score:2, Funny)
Actually they even fired him a few years ago... they only hired him again after he had built up another tremendously successful company
Re:Avoid ask.slashdot for a few days... (Score:3, Funny)
Me too; I kept winding up on this page [apple.com].
Re:Steve Jobs' experience was unique.. (Score:4, Funny)
Here at
Now, what do you think of Apple's move to Intel. Four words or less, one of them must include the word "zealot".
Reality Check... (Score:2, Funny)
"If I had never dropped out I might never have dropped in on that calligraphy," Jobs said.
Jobs also recounted founding Apple in his parent's basement and his tough times after being forced out of the company he founded when he was only 30.
All is well. I am right on track to greatness.
Re:Avoid ask.slashdot for a few days... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:In Defense of College (Score:2, Funny)
OK... senior developer here. Have degrees in Electronics/Comms Engineering and Computer Science. Over ten years experience. Looking for a 'prentice. Preferably young, female, blonde, open minded and impressionable.
My son won't go to college (Score:3, Funny)
His twin sister will go to college though. She's going to become a lawyer because he's going to need a really good agent.
Re:Nail, meet hammer. (Score:3, Funny)
We don't say "I'm going to eat a breakfast", or "I'm going to have a sex", or "I'm going to troll a slashdot".
And we certainly don't say "I got to to Harvard" unless we have a speech impediment ... or are trying to adapt to the Gentoo Keyboard ...
Re:Avoid ask.slashdot for a few days... (Score:3, Funny)
Is that you, Ronnie James Dio??