Death Star Subwoofer 357
bmfs writes "A subwoofer so powerful it could loosen fillings, shake out the cholesterol from arteries and generally make a lot of noise. It seems that the Death Star, ignoring the weakness that ultimately lead to its complete destruction, was a pretty good design... so someone made his own (with a lot of help from a housemate). The Death Star Subwoofer is currently up for sale on Ebay."
So... I see your Bass is as big as mine... (Score:5, Funny)
A disturbance in the Force (Score:5, Funny)
Just like George Lucas' legal team!
death star? (Score:5, Funny)
*pauses to pour out a 40 for my fallen homies who have joined the force*
Obligatory reference... (Score:3, Funny)
of this fully armed and operational BASS STATION"
handwaving (Score:5, Funny)
So... (Score:5, Funny)
Funniest eBay listing I've seen in a while (Score:5, Funny)
Q: Look at the size of that thing!
A: Cut the chatter Red 2.
Re:Completely off-topic (Score:5, Funny)
I think Jar Jar Weasley dies when the Dark Lord Vadermort blows up Hogobah... oh never mind.
Idiots never learn from history. (Score:5, Funny)
These suckers have put in yet another thermal exhaust port that would be the prefect fit for a couple of proton torpedoes. Idiots never learn from history. The Bose alliance is going to have a field day with this.
Looks great... unfortunately... (Score:5, Funny)
Reportedly, the force was with it.
For those who say (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good job idiot (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Even more cool... (Score:5, Funny)
These photos betray enough of the design to build your own fully armed and operational battle station.
Many Bothans died to bring us this information.
Sorry.
Recipe (Score:5, Funny)
2. Put it up on eBay
3. Notify Slashdot
4. Profit!
No shipping? (Score:3, Funny)
Sadly, Even When Added To Your Sound System.... (Score:4, Funny)
I felt a great disturbance in the Force (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Obligatory reference... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Completely off-topic (Score:5, Funny)
You mean Boromir, right? The guy killed by the Cylons because he entered a stargate during a Wraith attack.
Re:Recipe (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's no moon... (Score:5, Funny)
That's no moon
Just let me know (Score:5, Funny)
Just let us know when you build your Imperial Car Destroyer. Put the plans up here (slashdotting be damned). I bet it would be a real babe magnet.
"Hey, baby! Anyone ever tell you look just like Natalie Portman? Come over here and check out my ride. It's got 385 Tauntauns under the hood. Maybe we can go over to my apartment. I've got hot grits and Death Star loudspeakers. Yeah, baby."
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
At least... (Score:2, Funny)
When's my turn? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:death star? (Score:5, Funny)
Tomorrow on Ebay... (Score:3, Funny)
- shadowmatter
I've got a bad feeling about this... (Score:3, Funny)
all your vibes are belong to us
Re:Even more cool... (Score:5, Funny)
It's a trap!
Re:That's not a subwoofer.... (Score:4, Funny)
I see your folded horn and raise [arcanemethods.com] you one flatbed-mounted horn...
Re:Even more cool... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's no moon... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Even more cool... (Score:3, Funny)
(Well, it's more original than "Deaf Star", but only just)
Death Star Plans (Score:1, Funny)
This should really get appended to the article text.
Re:Yes that's very cool but.... (Score:4, Funny)
Can it do the brown note?? (Score:3, Funny)
I'd bid if it could produce a sound that would make me shit my pants [wikipedia.org].
Re:I take "Paraphrase This!" for $500 (Score:5, Funny)
No, that was probably the editors!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH....
HAHAHAHahahaha...
ahahahhahah
hehe... heh.
*wipes a tear from his eye*
Your speakers are weak old man. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:So... I see your Bass is as big as mine... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So... I see your Bass is as big as mine... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Chavs (Score:4, Funny)
But I've got SO many better things to do with my time and money that I'd have to be immortal and already have my own space program, before I'd bother with this.
Re:Recipe (Score:4, Funny)
where are modpoints when I need them!
Evidently, they have fallen into the wrong hands.
Re:handwaving (Score:3, Funny)
Sorry 'bout that... (Score:2, Funny)
Some would say the truck-driving redneck is worse than the ricer, but that's because they don't understand how vile these people really are.
So, from me to you, I deeply apologize for having not exterminated the infestations over here before it could spread to the rest of the world.
Re:Plans to build your own. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Funniest eBay listing I've seen in a while (Score:5, Funny)
Q: I would like to see if your Death Star subwoofer would go well with the Alliance tweeter I built, but I live in the US, so it's too far away.
A: The US is too remote to make an effective demonstration, but don't worry, we'll deal with your treble friends soon enough.
So your eBay winning auction translates to... (Score:3, Funny)
Bidder's question to seller: "Why would you ever get rid of this? It's so cool, who cares what the wife says."
Seller's Answer: "She's rich... with more wealth than YOU could image!"
Re:When's my turn? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Idiots never learn from history. (Score:3, Funny)
had to be done (Score:1, Funny)
-10 thousand!? we could buy our own subwoofer for that much!
-sure kid but who's gonna install it? You?
-You bet, i'm not such a bad installer myself!
Oops, my nerd is showing. *zip*
Re:Even more cool... (Score:2, Funny)
Sincerely,
Slashdot.org
Re:oh, CRAP, get an EV 30W and do it RIGHT. (Score:2, Funny)
Wow, a woofer so powerful I need to reinforce my organs to use it. Maybe that's a bit excessive?