Aussie Speed Cameras in Doubt Because of MD5 1004
An anonymous reader writes "A speeding case has been thrown out in Australia after the Roads and Traffic Authority admitted that it could not prove the integrity of speed-camera photos. 'The case revolved around the integrity of a mathematical MD5 algorithm published on each picture and used as a security measure to prove pictures have not been doctored after they have been taken.'" I wonder if Australian police are as (radar gun) trigger happy as they are in certain parts of the U.S.
Information Superhighway (Score:4, Funny)
Obligatory (Score:5, Funny)
Heisenberg replied, "No, but I know where I am."
Slightly Off Topic Speeding Ticket Joke (Score:5, Funny)
So there was this guy driving through town one day, he was going about 100 in a 35, he crosses over a bridge and not too far past the end of it he sees the familiar blinking lights behind him and pulls over. The police officer comes up to the window and asks him where he's trying to get in such a hurry, and the guy says he's late for work.
The cop says "what job do you have that you have to get to so urgently?" and the guy says "I'm a Rectum Stretcher"
The cop looks a little funny at the guy and says "A Rectum Stretcher? What does a a Rectum Stretcher do?"
The guy says "well, first you start with a finger or two, work you way up to a fist, and keep going until it's six feet wide"
The cop looks absolutely amazed and says "Well, what do you do with a six foot asshole?" and the man replies
"You give him a radar gun and stick him at the end of a bridge".
What I like to do... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:loophole? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good luck... (Score:5, Funny)
WARNING! Police in Washington enforce laws!
Re:What's with all the Australian stories? (Score:2, Funny)
That's why there are so many penguin stories. It is to keep the Antarctican quota!
Re:Slightly Off Topic Speeding Ticket Joke (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good luck... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I call bullshit (Score:2, Funny)
Sorry. Could not resist.
Re:Slightly Off Topic Speeding Ticket Joke (Score:3, Funny)
there was 2 old couples driving on the freeway very slowly. they were probably doing 20MPH at most. cars behind them would honk and finally a highway patrol car pulled them over and asked they if they knew they were driving on the freeway. the old lady replied yes. he then suggested that they drive on the local streets because they were driving so slow. she goes, but that sign back there told us to drive at 20MPH. the highway patrol cracked out laughing. he told her that the sign back there indicated this was freeway route 20 and not the speed limit. the lady understands and thanks the officer for his time. the highway patrol finally realizes the old man has been very quiet and seems to be in shock. he asked the old lady what was wrong and she goes, "oh! we just got ove the 156."
Sorry, I live in Hollywood (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Good luck... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Good luck... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:LCD (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Good luck... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:My experiance with speed cameras (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Correction... (Score:4, Funny)
If there's no response, just call them back and tell them not to bother because you've just shot the burglar. Bet you a box of donuts there'll be cops screeching to a halt outside your house within five minutes...
Re:loophole? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Good luck... (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, please.. at least 69.34% of us are simply deathly sick and tired of it.
Re:Good luck... (Score:3, Funny)