Piracy Not To Blame In Decline of Moviegoers 1539
lucyfersam writes "In a somewhat surprisingly earnest assessment, the NYTimes has an article about the massive decline in movie-going that does not once try to blame piracy and file-sharing programs. It sounds like studios are beginning to understand that they have only themselves to blame." From the article: "Multiples theories for the decline abound: a failure of studio marketing, the rising price of gas, the lure of alternate entertainment, even the prevalence of commercials and pesky cellphones inside once-sacrosanct theaters. But many movie executives and industry experts are beginning to conclude that something more fundamental is at work: too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough."
In Other News... (Score:5, Funny)
Movie Studios Curb Internet Piracy
Hollywood studios have come up with an effective method of deterring Internet file-sharing of movies: Make movies that no one wants to pirate.
Hollywood bigwigs NOT blaming pirates? (Score:3, Funny)
Target market? (Score:4, Funny)
OMG!! (Score:2, Funny)
Oh No!! The MPAA has taken over Slashdot.
Duh! (Score:1, Funny)
Too many Hollywood movies these days, they say, just are not good enough.
Now that Hollywood has stopped sniffing glue, could they maybe call the RIAA and break the news to them?
Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete (Score:5, Funny)
after all these years, (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A filmmaker's perspective (Score:2, Funny)
COMING SOON: "I Know What You Did Last Friday The 13th During That Cultist Teenage Chainsaw Massacre Thingy Part VIII"
Would you pay to see this shit?
Will there be boobs?
Sounds like you guys still haven't heard of (Score:2, Funny)
Allow me to recap:
- 3 dimensions (4 if you count the time it takes to watch the movie, upwards of 10 if you factor in certain physics theories)
- SPECIAL GLASSES
- Hot lava girl
Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete (Score:5, Funny)
So you can show her your massive collection of authentic Japanese tentacle-rape hentai?
Wait! (Score:1, Funny)
Naah!
Re:I can tell you what's wrong for nothing! (Score:5, Funny)
So... We're in trouble because we're not creating enough diverse and original material.
Hey I've got a great idea. We should hire a market reseach firm to analyze the public, run some statistics, and figure out exactly what the average American wants. We can then create a movie plot formula that will appeal perfectly to the average American, thus generating hit after hit.
It's sure to work
Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Cost (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Target market? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Overpriced food (Score:5, Funny)
I should think the last thing you want is to have your head blown of, and your brains scattered about the theatre, in front of your whole family.
But maybe, just maybe, I have seen to many movies...
Movies, cars, software... (Score:5, Funny)
Next, they'll be saying that U.S. auto manufacturers are declining because they don't make good cars.
Thanks heavens there's at least one area in which the U.S. still leads. Thanks heavens Microsoft still makes the world's best software.
A couple of reasons. (Score:3, Funny)
There are also home movies. I have opted out of going to the movies several times, because it was a long movie and I didn't want to have to go that long without smoking. What ever happened to intermissions!!! I understand that it would be rude of me to want to smoke in doors, but at least have a heart and give the smokers a little break.
Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete (Score:3, Funny)
Re:OMG!! (Score:3, Funny)
Does that mean all submitters of dupes now must fear legal actions due to illegal copying?
Re:Target market? (Score:4, Funny)
Oh come on...
A movie just came out that was made specifically for slashdotters!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0405422 [imdb.com]
Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete (Score:5, Funny)
One of the last times I went to the movies, there was this 14-or-so-year-old brat behind me who wouldn't stop yacking on her cell phone. Throughout the first 5 minutes or so of the movie. I gave her a dirty look a few times and then told her to take her coversation outside the theater. Well this little soccer-mom-spawn just gave me the finger and kept on yacking.
So I calmly yanked the phone from her hand and told whatever dumb shit on the other end that she was haning up now, and threw the phone as hard as I could down onto the floor in front of the screen. Well this little bitch threw a shit-fit ranting all on about how her daddy was gonna sue me and all sorts of nonsense while the rest of the theater just applauded. I then went and got a manager and he threw her and her friends out of the theater.
All an all a satisfying night, and I only missed a few minutes of the beginning of the movie.
Unfortunately, given the state of the parenting these days, she probably went home and bawled to daddy and he bought his princess another cell phone.
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Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete (Score:3, Funny)
We came up with the idea to pretend I was a fat kid and put the popcorn in my coat.
Totally worked, the bag cost less than 3 dollars at the time.
Screw theatre food prices. The popcorn only tastes good with the butter, and the butter makes you sick anyway. I think it's a conspiracy to get you to buy a drink, and use the drink to wash down the engine oil + salt cache you're consuming.
stop! (Score:5, Funny)
I think you could have stopped after the first 6 words.
Re:It isn't just movies (Score:3, Funny)
You should come work for the videogame industry and put a curb to the same fucking thing thats happening in gaming.
Actually its probably too late.
Re:kids (Score:4, Funny)
Unfortunately....it is also the same chick there all the time...
Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete (Score:3, Funny)
By removing your anterior from your posterior, and stop trying to "protect" them from "naughty" words...
One day you will have children and realize that everything isn't about morality or "protection." It may be that you just don't want your four-year old son asking your boss, when you are at his house for a picnic, "Papa, does this man have a twat?"
Damn, was that embarrassing.
Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete (Score:5, Funny)
Why not install your home theater system in the bedroom? That way you'd never even have to leave your room, let alone the house, and you could have your sex right there while the Star Trek episodes are still playing. What woman could pass that up?
Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete (Score:5, Funny)
Ooooooooooooh, so that's where I've been going wrong.
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Screen - $500
HD Projector - $1500
AutoCAD at work - $free
Getting to laugh as idiots and pedants completely miss the point - priceless.
Re:Your kung-fu is obsolete (Score:5, Funny)
BWAHAHAHA! You actually PAY for the watered-down soda and stale popcorn? Sheesh, my girlfriend and I usually hit the local grocer/wallmart/meijer, put some bin candy in a bag, buy water/soda, and sneak it into the theater.
Better yet: if you try it, you might find that you're capable of surviving for two hours without ingesting any junk food at all.
stfukthxbi (Score:2, Funny)
I dont play video games because cheetos cost so much.
Try not eating for five minutes and maybe the fat wont press against your brain so much.
This is not a troll. This is an OPINION.
Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete (Score:4, Funny)
Perhaps you'll come across as the savior of man, the flying spaghetti monster [venganza.org].
Re:Movie Theaters are Obsolete (Score:4, Funny)
I disagree. Me and my date can talk about the movie during the movie! when were not talking on the phone, that is.
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