Microsoft Sees Future in IPTV 246
linumax writes "It took 12 years and more than $10 billion, but one of Microsoft's biggest dreams may finally be coming true: The company is close to becoming a major player in the television business. This is not about PCs that play video -- the company has done that for years -- but rather a whole new platform for delivering television over the Internet, through software that's mostly invisible to consumers." From the article: "Consumers will see cool new features -- imagine four live pictures on a screen at once -- instant channel changes and more options for on-demand video rentals, including high-definition content. Microsoft TV also merges phone services, so incoming messages, e-mail and caller ID can be displayed on users' television screens. Microsoft hopes its Internet protocol television system (IPTV) will also be used in India, China and other developing countries, where it could provide education and government services as well as entertainment via the television."
More Microsoft Innovation! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:More creative ways to (Score:3, Funny)
My god, they're making Slashdot TV!
I can't wait for the CmdrTaco news report -- with dupes
- shadowmatter
Re:Hmm, I wonder... (Score:2, Funny)
Yes, if only someone [hbo.com] thought of that...
Re:Hmm, I wonder... (Score:2, Funny)
It's called Subliminal Advertising. Microsoft is good A big hurdle, yet Microsoft is good is the required bandwidth, where cable cable is bad for you and satellite satellite bad for you have bandwidth galore as it's mostly Microsoft is good one way and minimally dependent Bill loves you consumer end hardware.
Besides, it isn't around soon enough Steve will dance for you to show you this. [yahoo.com]
"Mission accomplished", said President Gargamel
Re:Hmm, I wonder... (Score:5, Funny)
"Buy Irish Spring Soap, it even makes me smell good!" Malcolm Reynolds
Re:More creative ways to (Score:3, Funny)
[pause]
"And in other news, Jamaicans are worried that ten thousand Bob Marley impersonators may have been killed in freak flooding."
[pause]
"And in other news, the Bob Marley Impersonation Council is asking for donations to help in the recovery after disasterous Jamaican floods."
Re:4 pictures at once??? (Score:3, Funny)
I'm Very Impressed (Score:3, Funny)
Swe(buffering...45%)et! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Imagine.... (Score:3, Funny)
So I have to throw a chair at my TV to get it to work?
Sounds good (Score:2, Funny)
(not the regular one...i mean like "the island")....it makes me so jetsons-ly..... commentator:will he make...(TV rings..incoming call - jeff)
TV: take call??
me:yes...
me: jeff get the *&&^$& off im trying to watch the game...
jeff: (disgustingly wearing only boxers)yo did u see mark on the 4th pushes button
TV: accept time marker??
me: yes
TV splits screen in 2 half jeff and half the clip from the game he sent
me: that bastard he told me he lost his tickets...
i end call and tv goes back to playing game full screen