Superman V: The Sordid Story 396
ThePuceGuardian writes "With Superman Returning from development hell next summer, perhaps Slashdot's readership would appreciate this summary of the 10+ years spent in development, and the sequel that never quite was.
Years of stupidity and outright seething contempt for the fans who were expected to shell out for the franchise are detailed, from the Kevin Smith era, through Tim Burton and including 'McG's short but not short enough association with the project. The summary ends in mid-2004, which is about a decade after the whole sordid affair should have been capped off, and right before the current production started up.I just have to include this quote:
"Michael Bay was offered to direct the film again, but he felt the script violated the essence of Superman and refused the offer."
WhenMichael Bay declines your project for reasons of artistic integrity, I think it's time to consider a new line of work.."
How old? (Score:4, Funny)
"the script violated the essence of Superman" (Score:4, Funny)
Re:So? (Score:5, Funny)
Michael Bay turned it down? TWICE? (Score:4, Funny)
Superman V? (Score:5, Funny)
I don't care... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So? (Score:3, Funny)
As Jack Handy said.... (Score:3, Funny)
He also said "You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who make people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea.". So if Superman had a diarrhea (You could say a SUPER-diarrhea!)... We clearly need Jack Handy to redo the script of Superman V!
Re:Superman V? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:So? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Superman V? (Score:4, Funny)
Yes you may have some sort of recollection of a something like this but get this. It didn't happen. You may be able to provide a link to IMDB or even a link to a torrent of the movie and all I have to say to that type of information is LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALAALALA
Re:So? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Sell out the Logic (Score:3, Funny)
Superman got married? To a human?!? The poor woman. Can you imagine the muzzle velocity of an orgasm powered by Kryptonian muscles?
Larry Niven discussed this in great detail in his essay Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex [rawbw.com].
You forgot one redeeming title... (Score:3, Funny)
Oblig. Family Guy (Score:3, Funny)
Peter: Hey, what are you doing here?
Superman: I killed a hooker. She made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet so I ripped her in half like a phonebook.
Re:Superman V? (Score:2, Funny)
Screw Superman... (Score:3, Funny)