Reality TV "Astronauts" Lift Off 644
RJG writes "In the latest reality show on British TV, three British "space tourists" last night succesfully blasted off on a five day mission and are currently orbiting the earth 200 miles up. Or so they think. And to forestall the first question. They aren't experiencing weightlessness due to a combination of being in a low orbit (rather than outer space where the weightlessness is) and a few under-floor gravity generators."
America has officially lost its monopoly on stupid (Score:5, Funny)
Well, at least it's nice to be reassured that stark raving idiocy isn't an exclusively American trait. Apparently, any prospective 'astronaut' who showed even the slightest glimmer of comprehension of the rudimentaries of physics was automatically disqualified. leaving us with the pick of the litter...people who are stupid enough to believe that 'gravity generators' exist, and that exposure to 'near space' will make you shorter and increase your lung capacity.
Now add to the mix a psycho Russian pilot:
Dramatic Final Episode (Score:5, Funny)
Big Brother Space Edition... (Score:3, Funny)
"reality" TV? (Score:3, Funny)
Sounds like a blast! (Score:0, Funny)
To qualify, participants... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:"reality" TV? (Score:1, Funny)
gravity generators? (Score:5, Funny)
Sure proof that those onboard deserve to be laughed at, assuming that they aren't paid actors.
Retards in space. (Score:2, Funny)
For safety's sake... (Score:5, Funny)
Heavy, man! (Score:5, Funny)
Why do you doubt us?? (Score:2, Funny)
News for Nerds? I think you can safely assume that the Slashdot crowd understand where wightlessness occurs.
Re:Hmm (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Wightlessnes? (Score:3, Funny)
again? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:America has officially lost its monopoly on stu (Score:5, Funny)
We didn't lose the monopoly (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Heavy, man! (Score:3, Funny)
Of course this will mean that to survive the contestants will have to use the ParticleOfTheWeek to thwart the danger. eg. The quantum bozo-on emissions will need to be deflected using the primary communication array, or somesuch.
Who gets voted into space? (Score:4, Funny)
Now that I would watch. What are the 5 stages of reality TV grief?
Begging
Figthing
Urinating
Yet more drama
Hugging
Wins a car
Gravity generators. Uhh huh. (Score:5, Funny)
The best episode (Score:3, Funny)
Re:America has officially lost its monopoly on stu (Score:1, Funny)
I take minor solace in knowing no American was stupid enough to think up the concept of reality TV.
Re:America has officially lost its monopoly on stu (Score:3, Funny)
this has got to be a typo, surely, "with up to 14 recent GCSE's" is more relevant
"low orbit" (Score:5, Funny)
It's a little known fact, but this is why things always fall off the bottom of the moon.
Re:To qualify, participants... (Score:4, Funny)
Better idea (Score:5, Funny)
Re:America has officially lost its monopoly on stu (Score:5, Funny)
Re:America has officially lost its monopoly on stu (Score:5, Funny)
Re:View out the windows (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Heavy, man! (Score:3, Funny)
That, and of course they were wearing the famous heavy boots [milk.com].
Re:To qualify, participants... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:America has officially lost its monopoly on stu (Score:5, Funny)
I assume you mean "Stupidity Gap".
Yes, apparently it's worse than we thought.
They're not laughing with you... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Wow! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How to find people that gullible (Score:1, Funny)
Damn, sounds like today's Democrats.
Re:The "Casting Call" episodes must be the best (Score:4, Funny)
However, they did get an OK from their close family or friends before putting them on the show.
Further, when the hoax is up, each of them will receive a wad of cash, a trip to Russia for a taste of the real space program and a trip on the vomit comet so they can experience weightlessness.
Watching this program (I'm in Russia) is hilarious, and all my Russian friends are getting a big kick out of it. Funny how they are supposedly in a place called Crimpsk (or some crap), however when they pointed to where "Crimpsk" is, they pointed to a place in the Ukraine!
Also, Kvas (the drink in episode 2) is not a "Russian soft drink". It's a non-alcoholic grain (sometimes veggie) fermented drink (and it is downright nasty).
The show could have done better; for example, most of the instructors were, oddly enough, British instructors. Why didn't they recruit real Russian folks for the task? lame.
Re:America has officially lost its monopoly on stu (Score:3, Funny)