New RIAA/MPAA "Customary Historic Use" Plan 444
Random_Transit writes "Ars Technica is reporting that the EFF has dug up plans by the RIAA/MPAA to stifle the consumer electronics market by replacing it's "fair use" policy with something called "Customary Historic Use". This new policy would effectively keep anyone from inventing any new type of media device without the RIAA/MPAA's say-so."
In other news... (Score:5, Funny)
Will this eliminate Software Patents? (Score:5, Funny)
If it's "new", it cannot be "customary historic". Thus, at least in the area of multimedia, this law will mean that from now on, no algorithms may be patented.
Either they have to admit that their algorithms are not "new", and they should not be patentable. Or they must admit that they are "new", and thus cannot be "customary historic". Now settle that among you, RIAA and patent sharks!
Re:Thought Police are patrolling the 'hood (Score:2, Funny)
Nerd Employment Preservation Act of 2006 (Score:5, Funny)
If we scrape together some money we can easily have this done. Republican Senator Gordon Smith, for example, the genius behind this fair use bill, can be bought for pretty cheap: [wweek.com] Why should record companies get all the status quo preserving laws? If everyone in this thread were to donate $10 to a special PAC, we could probably get the "Nerd Employment Preservation Act of 2006" passed easily. And we could make extra money by taking short positions on the stocks of all our employers before Wall Street finds out about our new law.
Re: Bucket. (Score:5, Funny)
Sorry, but that's not a Customary Historic Use of buckets.
OK by me! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:RIAA (Score:4, Funny)
Record companies banned (Score:1, Funny)
My Customary Historic Use (Score:5, Funny)
For more than a year in the historical period of 1999-2001, I customarily used the original implementation of Napster to download and share audio files. Therefore, Napster or any service that models itself along those lines is a customary historic use.
I'm fine with this. You go, Senator Smith!
Michael
Re:20 years or bust (Score:1, Funny)
Re:RIAA (Score:4, Funny)
You have made a bad pun. Go straight to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.
Re:Thought Police are patrolling the 'hood (Score:2, Funny)
license, registration, and buggy whip (Score:2, Funny)
In related news ... (Score:2, Funny)
No, it's not very funny.
In fact, it's pretty stupid, but I'm posting it anyway.
And our forefathers' (Score:1, Funny)
It seems like copying and sharing content IS ITSELF a "customary historic use." Heck, copying forms part of content - there really is no distinction at all between the two terms ("copying" versus "content"), for most of us. Only for the RIAA/MPAA and their paid for puppets.