World's Largest Atom Smasher Nears Completion 227
evanwired writes "The last magnet was put in place this week at the Large Hadron Collider in Geneva, Switzerland. When the device is completed about a year from now it will be the world's largest particle accelerator, putting scientists in reach of new data and possible answers to questions dominated by theory over observation for the past two decades. Wired News recently visited the installation — awe-inspiring in its scale — as part of an in-depth, three-part series on the collider exploring the engineering, science and politics of high-end theoretical physics in the 21st century."
Caution - low-flying quarks (Score:4, Funny)
Quick! (Score:5, Funny)
you know duck scientists are having a field day... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Acknowledgement ... (Score:5, Funny)
Black holes (Score:5, Funny)
Dan East
Jumbonium smasher! (Score:4, Funny)
Politics of high-end theoretical physics (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Caution - low-flying quarks (Score:5, Funny)
Because smashing atoms the old way was sooo Web 1.0
Re:Quick! (Score:2, Funny)
-Crazy Religious Nutjob
Re:Black holes (Score:5, Funny)
Higgs boson (Score:3, Funny)
Re:In the mean time.... (Score:5, Funny)
1. Allow teenagers to upload videos to the accelerator 2. Allow teenagers to download ringtones from the accelerator 3. Allow teenagers to instant-message entangled particles on the other side of the universe
Re:Black holes (Score:5, Funny)
Honestly, I hope everyone's wrong and some kind of crazy black hole forms. Yeah, we'd all die...but what a way for a civilization to end! I mean, we gotta' at least out do the dinosaurs.
Re:Black holes (Score:5, Funny)
Does that statement make anyone else nervous? I mean, does that sound like experience talking?
Re:Black holes (Score:5, Funny)
Ha, I agree that we must out do the dino's, that would be quite funny. The problem with wiping ourselves out with a black hole is a passing alien craft may detect a black hole where our civilization used to be but they would probably have no idea we even existed.
That is why I think wiping ourselves out with self-replicating nano bots would be much more funny. Then a passing alien craft would come across a milky way sized swarm of these nano bots and think to themselves "what dumbass civilization did this to themselves?".
Large Hadron Collider (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Caution - low-flying quarks (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Caution - low-flying quarks (Score:5, Funny)
By the way, have you seen my crowbar?
Re:More research? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:you know duck scientists are having a field day (Score:3, Funny)
That would be the cow scientists.
Re:Large Hadron Collider (Score:2, Funny)
Just a quick nip down the pub for some peanuts... (Score:2, Funny)
"If you like."
"Will that help?"
"No, not at all..."
Re:Black holes (Score:1, Funny)
Yay for eternal agonizing pain!
Re:Caution - low-flying quarks (Score:3, Funny)
Sorry
Re:Caution - low-flying quarks (Score:2, Funny)