Taxing Virtual Gaming Assets 454
rijit writes " It appears very likely that taxation of online games assets is inevitable. Quote: 'That's because game publishers may well in the not too distant future have to send the forms — which individuals receive when earning nonemployee income from companies or institutions — to virtual world players engaging in transactions for valuable items like Ultima Online castles, EverQuest weapons or Second Life currency, even when those players don't convert the assets into cash.' "
Oh, I know. (Score:5, Funny)
If we don't pay (Score:4, Funny)
Will they put our characters in a virtual debtor's prison?
Sign Up (Score:3, Funny)
Yes! Sim CPA (Score:4, Funny)
No Taxation without Representation! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:If we don't pay (Score:5, Funny)
Real taxes for online gaming... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Oh, I know. (Score:5, Funny)
To: Seren
From: IRS dude
Subject: $$$ GOLD NOW!!!
Go to www.irs.gov/warcraft for the LOWEST WARCRAFT PRICES GOLD PRICES EVER! Rates as low as $9.47 for 100 gold! Amazing!
hmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Monopoly Rent IS Next? (Score:1, Funny)
Expenses (Score:2, Funny)
Also, if I slay an opponent and claim his belongings, will I have to pay inheritance tax?
Let them sell then (Score:4, Funny)
That's ok (Score:5, Funny)
The conjugal visit expansion would confuse most online gamers anyways.
How about a fucktard tax? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Oh, I know. (Score:3, Funny)
God, and I thought playing was like a 2nd job before! Now, I'll have to farm gold to actually pay for my game! hehe
So, can my character have some fast food hats and aprons for when I'm working to pay my virtual tax?
Cheers,
Fozzy
Re:That's ok (Score:4, Funny)
Nah, they'll just complain that the expansion 'ruined' the original game by forcing people grind even more than they where doing before without adding any real content. They'll also say it's unbalanced as not everyone will be able to experience the new content unless your hardcore!
Re:If we don't pay (Score:4, Funny)
But I already have an Everquest subscription!
Re:Unemployment and Social Security Benefits? (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, but be careful not to hire too many. If you hire more than 14, you will have to provide them with virtual health insurance. And the rates on virtual disability insurance are just crazy. All that hacking and slashing...
One out of three (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh, I know. (Score:2, Funny)
- You slay the Orc
- You pick up 400 gold
- You see a Tax Fairy teleport in front of you
- The Tax Fairy steals 4 gold
- The Tax Fairy disappears
Adjust for your game accordingly, but the Tax Fairy remains.
Re:Taxes suck, but why not? (Score:3, Funny)
Screenshots or it didn't happen.
Re:Be careful if you live in FL (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe your virtual dependents could collect Social Security.