"Sysadmin of the Year" Winners Announced 206
lisah writes "Ten winners of this year's 'Sysadmin of the Year' contest have been announced and, while Robin 'Roblimo' Miller says it's not quite like winning the Miss America contest, being selected from approximately 2,500 entrants is nothing to sneeze at. This year's first place winner battled an office fire to save a RAID backup server, while another IT manager won an honorable mention for his dedicated work at a yarn store. From the article, '[The nominating entry said:] Any man who would take on a position at a yarn store, much less a technological position while surrounded by a dozen women, ages 55+ deserves some kind of reward...'" Linux.com and Slashdot are both owned by OSTG.
Rewards? (Score:3, Funny)
OSTG? (Score:5, Funny)
Linux.com and Slashdot are both owned by OSTG.
I dunno who OSTG is, but they must be pretty awesome. They pwned Slashdot and Linux.com!
Re:Rewards? (Score:2, Funny)
Cocoon-like reward? (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, c'mon. I think we all know what his "Cocoon-like" reward was.
Proving once and for all... (Score:3, Funny)
Those Darn flames. (Score:5, Funny)
It could have been worse. The yarn store could have burst into flames.
for the love of all that is holy... (Score:4, Funny)
What a Grand Prize (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Something smells crispy... (Score:3, Funny)
Hardly! (Score:5, Funny)
No, really, I insist. Have a look.
Re:What a Grand Prize (Score:2, Funny)
Yams (Score:4, Funny)
Wow, that prize takes some beating. (Score:3, Funny)
I thought DC was owned by the lobbyists? How did they negotiate that?!?
Re:No one talks to sysadmins... (Score:4, Funny)
Actually, livestock would be more appropriate. After all, users have some value at contract time.
Even more difficult (Score:4, Funny)
That's not so hard. Try being doing the same at a modeling agency or such, and actually be able to concentrate on your work while surrounded by a dozen hot babes.
OTOH, that would be its own reward.
Re:Rewards? (Score:4, Funny)
"The computer doesn't work, fix it asshole, its your fault, you're the computer guy!"
"My password was 'iloveu' and now all my stuffs are gone, put them back you asshole!"
"I cant login to my account, I don't remember the password, fix it asshole!"
"The computer deleted my emails, put them back you asshole, now!!!"
You should be able to handle all four of these user requests at the same time, and resolve them all yesterday. If you don't people will wonder why they are paying extra to have the sys admin of the year, and will fire you and replace you with some one else at a lower payscale.
No picture of the Hot Sysadmin? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:sysadmins (Score:2, Funny)
They must have been protecting *from* burning during raids, not protecting RAIDs from burning.
Re:Rewards? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:sysadmins (Score:5, Funny)
It just so happens... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Knit picking (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Rewards? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Rewards? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Hardly! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:sysadmins (Score:1, Funny)
From your perspective maybe.
Re:sysadmins (Score:4, Funny)
Dangit! (Score:3, Funny)