Indian College Students Face Bleak Prospects 483
The New York Times has a piece on the lackluster prospects facing the great majority of Indian college graduates. Most of the 11 million students in India's 18,000 colleges and universities receive starkly inferior training, according to the article, heavy on obedience and rote memorization and light on useful job skills. From the article: "In the 2001 census, [Indian] college graduates had higher unemployment — 17 percent — than middle or high school graduates... [At a middle-tier college] dozens of students swarmed around a reporter to complain about their education. 'What the market wants and what the school provides are totally different,' a commerce student said.... [A] final-year student who expects next year to make $2 to $4 a day hawking credit cards, was dejected. 'The opportunities we get at this stage are sad,' she said. 'We might as well not have studied.'"
Well then, outsource! (Score:5, Funny)
Well, Indian companies, if your universities are turning out graduates of sub-par, and you're no longer pleased to being able to bringing products to markets in a timely manner, please to be introducing you a land where you can be outsourcing your business products and services. This land is being called America! And you can be outsourcing your technical business to it!
(We are apologizing for the quality of the technical support and code we send back. We are knowing that "Howdy Y'all! My name is Jethro! How can ah help y'all with yer blinkinlights?" and "Segmentation pwnage, core dumped, dude" isn't quite what you're used to receiving, but remember... you do get what you pay for.)
The Guru (Score:3, Funny)
"That guy on the Simpsons!"
Re:Use college funds for I'net for ideas, skills (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So... (Score:4, Funny)
I know *I* can't. Damn proprietary hardware. Anyone ever seen an API for paper bags, specifically wet ones? Damn hard to find one.
Now... *plastic* bags, that's another thing. I can code my way out of all kinds of plastic bags. But hey... who can't?
Re:Let me just be the first to ask: (Score:3, Funny)
Well, I lost a cushy job to outsourcing... only it wasn't Indians... it was Canadians! Damn their ice hockey, bacon, and Rush!
Wait one minute... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Let me just be the first to ask: (Score:5, Funny)
And this is different from American customer service how?
Not to worry... (Score:3, Funny)
They can get jobs as TA's in American universities where they can require the students to obediently engage in rote memorization. All we need to do is reduce the xenophobia in the US's immigration policies.
Re:This is where college went wrong (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Prospects (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Use college funds for I'net for ideas, skills (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Let me just be the first to ask: (Score:5, Funny)
I recently had to call a tech support line for a company which I knew outsourced it's call center support to India. The girl on the other end of the line called herself "Irene" and talked like a California Valley Girl (if I hadn't known that the call center was in India, I would have been fooled). It was kind of a turn-on knowing that she was working so hard to fulfill my fantasy that I was talking to an American girl. It made me wonder if I could convince her to wear a cheerleader outfit or a french maid uniform or something.
Re:Let me just be the first to ask: (Score:4, Funny)
Re:This is where college went wrong (Score:1, Funny)
isnt this basically all of georgia tech in a nut shell?