Hans Reiser to Sell Company 583
DVega writes "Due to increasing legal costs, murder suspect Hans Reiser is seeking to sell his company. His lawyer William DuBois said he is running out of money to pay for his defense. DuBois added, 'This is a unique opportunity for someone to buy the company for pennies on the dollar. We welcome all vultures.' This is a good opportunity to own a filesystem and rename it after your own."
Heh,, (Score:4, Funny)
Aero
Nice quote (Score:4, Funny)
There's one hell of a joke about lawyers being vultures themselves, unfortunately the fact that a lawyer of all people said this has rendered my brain unable to make it.
DHFS! (Score:3, Funny)
Mising poll option (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory bad joke (Score:3, Funny)
An opportunity for someone (Score:4, Funny)
Unintended pun? (Score:5, Funny)
I'll pay 10x revenues (Score:4, Funny)
Aww... (Score:5, Funny)
How about DSFS... (Score:3, Funny)
time for the linux community to intervene (Score:2, Funny)
you forgot (Score:1, Funny)
m10
Re:time for the linux community to intervene (Score:4, Funny)
*puts clue game away.*
sounds fishy (Score:5, Funny)
Reiser was arrested Oct. 10 after the Oakland Police Department found small drops of blood in his house and on his Honda CRX.
I'm not sure I'd want to buy a company from someone driving a Honda CRX [wikipedia.org]...
Re:This is sad ... (Score:5, Funny)
A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by.
One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road.
Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field.
He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that lawyer!"
And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door.
Re:WinFS (Score:5, Funny)
If you mean Windows should drop NTFS, purchase this, rebrand it and have it ready for Vista's release, than i think you're either trolling or a little naive.
heh, maybe Hans was in deals to sell it to MS (WinFS), but his concience ate away at him, and he ultimately refused. In return, they killed his wife, and now they get their FS on the CHEAP!
Re:This is sad ... (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently there was nothing in those books about disposing of evidence.
This could be bad (Score:3, Funny)
Please not Microsoft Please not Microsoft Please not Microsoft Please not Microsoft Please not Microsoft
Re:Where is Cochran when you need him? (Score:3, Funny)
Hans, your only hope to strike back is to use the Chewbacca Defense and maybe then a new hope will rise upon your dark side of the story.
oh great (Score:5, Funny)
those guys will buy anything if it gets them a free bit of news/ pr
Re:This is sad ... (Score:3, Funny)
I blame the jury. Stupid jury.
the most tasteless entry? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:WinFS (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is sad ... (Score:5, Funny)
Are you sure? Try this Cluedo on for size: "Mr Ballmer, in the Honda, with the front seat."
Re:Nice quote (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This is sad ... (Score:5, Funny)
To be fair, it would appear that there was no direct evidence in the car. Problem is, like most ultra-super-uber-freaky_cool-keen-whazit geeks he attacked the problem programatically, and the circumstancial evidence was an unhandled exception. Talk about kernal panic!
-nB
Possible name (Score:5, Funny)
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(for Open Journaled System, of course)
Paypal me! (Score:4, Funny)
Oblig Simpsons (Score:3, Funny)
(Thought bubble with people from different cultures dancing around merrily in a circle while holding hands)
Lionel Huts: Uggggh.
Vultures (Score:3, Funny)
You know - If the vultures are circling, it's 'cos there's a corpse nearby.
WiKiFS (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Give the money to his kids (Score:3, Funny)
-a yank
Re:This is sad ... (Score:1, Funny)
What do you mean by loose? In what way is he not tight?
So I married a kernel programmer (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is sad ... (Score:5, Funny)
Lastly, a box containing the first two drafts of "How I did it," by Hans Reiser.
Re:the most tasteless entry? (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe, but at least I'll have a killer filesystem once I get there.
Re:WinFS (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Vultures (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Unintended pun? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:This is sad ... (Score:5, Funny)
Don't forget to get rid of your Superman III and Office Space videos.
Re:This is sad ... (Score:5, Funny)
Can I fork the lawyer and rename it?
Re:This is sad ... (Score:3, Funny)
File a bug. The pressure should have triggered him to flush his cache.
Re:This is sad ... (Score:4, Funny)
A good start?
Re:This is sad ... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This is sad ... (Score:5, Funny)
Wait for it...
Wait for it...
Yes, gotos are evil.
Re:I'll pay 10x revenues (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Vultures (Score:4, Funny)
Alan Cox (Score:1, Funny)
Re:WinFS (Score:3, Funny)
Oh wait, that is a normal car....
If Windows was a car.... Your hood would be welded shut, and you couldn't work on the motor, much less change it out, the windows wouldn't work on voice command, but you could have the option of "Are you sure" before you roll up, or down the windows with a button. The Airbag would ask the same question as well. Your car would cost $300,000 and the motor would last 10k miles before you had to wipe it and reload the engine. Only the dealer could do this, and it would take 36 minutes, but would require a preliminary inspection that required the car to be flipped upside down, and the blue ray disk inserted. You would have to buy a new one to be compatible with the new roads every 5 years.
If MacOS were a car, you could do most of 1, but you would have to replace your car once every 2 years, but if you choose not to, then your radio stops working, but you will have the pleasure of knowing that although your car costs $50k, it will last 400k miles as well. (IE: A Volvo) Although you could get an extended warrenty for $2,390 a year called the AppleCar plan.
Silly hacker (Score:2, Funny)
As young girls, they are taught that girls are smart and boys are stupid. See when a clever fella gets a woman, at first all is rosy, but over time the woman gets comfortable and that's where the power struggles begin. First the man will turn down alcohol and sex, favoring long nights of caffeine and code. This spites the woman, who retaliates by offering the same alcohol and sex to an ugly-ass close friend of the hacker. As the nonsense altercations grow in frequency, the clever male begins to apply his vast intellect to find a solution. Possessing above-average intellect, he starts to believe he can get away with murder, since he is far smarter than the common police detective. Woman is ground using a beowulf cluster of noisy Celeron CPU fans, then buried in the chassis of a nearby AS/400 mainframe. Hacker assumes he is home free.
Cops show up, ask "Hey where's your wife". Hacker says "She's went to fuck my ugly-ass friend four weeks ago". Cops pool their collective IQ and ultimately decide something is amiss.
All this crap could have been avoided if the hacker had ordered a replacement wife from Bride.ru. Then he could have said "My wife is right here, NOT dead in a mainframe and NOT fucking my ugly-ass friend". The cops would have celebrated this non-event with coffee and donuts and ReiserFS would live on as a crappy-ass attention-whoring unsupported agenda-driving filesystem.
Re:new here? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:WinFS (Score:1, Funny)
Ok great... I'll use Steve!
Re:WinFS (Score:2, Funny)
How could you miss it. It's so *obvious*.
Hans didn't kill his wife...STEVE BALLMER DID!
omg--I said too muc**CHAIR!!**