Mandatory DRM for Podcasts Proposed 432
Knytefall writes "Joe Biden, Dianne Feinstein, and two GOP senators are sponsoring a bill called the PERFORM Act that would require podcasts with music and satellite radio to be locked-up with music industry-approved DRM software. From the article: 'All audio services — Webcasters included — would be obligated to implement "reasonably available and economically reasonable" copy-protection technology aimed at preventing "music theft" and restricting automatic recording.'"
The REAL Reason behind DRM'd Podcasts... (Score:5, Funny)
Brilliant!
What's that Spell? (Score:5, Funny)
Sigh.
-tom
Re:copyleft? (Score:5, Funny)
"Before getting to the music, you have to listen to this GPL license.
*mad llama rant*
"If you do not agree to the license, please stop the tape and listen to something else instead.
Re:Completely ludicrous (Score:5, Funny)
Fuck, we should really mandate all line-in, cassette recorders, and DAT recorders have this technology retroactively installed. We wouldn't want this precious content being recorded by those means!
Report for retroactive DRM installation immediately!
Re:Don't they (Score:4, Funny)
The basic problem with California is it's about equally divided between ultra-left and moderate/right. The left being concentrated in the big cities (San Francisco, Los Angeles, etc), and the right spread out across the rest of the state. The ultra-left usually has a slight edge when it comes to votes. I'd love for us to elect a couple of moderate demos OR republicans. Either is good, so long as they are moderate.
Oh, and someone please do us a favor and nuke Berkeley into a glass parking lot. I used to go there all the time to visit a certain book store (Another Change of Hobbit), but I avoid the place now as I end up wanting to beat the crap out of far too many assholes hanging out in the streets there.
Re:What's that Spell? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Completely ludicrous (Score:2, Funny)
OK thats easy... (Score:5, Funny)
I propose ROT-13. Its free and easily available.
Re:Completely ludicrous (Score:5, Funny)
Well it seems the logical way of implementing such a scheme is direct implants in to everyone's ear drums. If the implant detects any illegal music or noise, your ears turn off.
That'd certainly make electronics manufacturing simpler. The next phase could be for ocular implants.
Re:Completely ludicrous (Score:1, Funny)
Are you paranoid or what?
Re:Completely ludicrous (Score:4, Funny)
If the camera had stopped recording, My best friend's wedding [imdb.com] would have been much improved.
Re:Completely ludicrous (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Thank God The Democrats Are Here to Protect US (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What were we supposed to do in November? (Score:3, Funny)
Unnecessary. The Mafia don't sue for slander. If you've upset them they'll deal with you through different channels.