Fighting Porn Vs. Ruining Innocent Lives 815
After news of the conviction of a substitute teacher for endangering minors — because porn popups, possibly initiated by adware, had appeared on her computer during class — comes the even sadder story of 16-year-old Matt Bandy. His family's life was turned upside-down when he was charged in Arizona with possession of child pornography, even though the family computer was riddled with spyware and Trojans. After the intervention of ABC's 20/20, Matt finally was allowed to plead to a lesser charge (namely, sharing a Playboy magazine with friends) and just barely escaped being labeled a sex offender for the rest of his life.
Windows Cost Of Ownership (Score:5, Funny)
Coming into your computer?? (Score:5, Funny)
Call me crazy, but can't this last issue be fixed by locking your door? If you keep your doors locked, then it's really not too hard to figure out who's coming into your computer. Although, I've got to say that coming into one's computer gives new meaning to Intarweb porn. Maybe she should teach her son that there are safer places to come.
Re:they still dont see it (Score:2, Funny)
Jail Gates! Jail Gates! Jail Gates!
sounds like... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Funny.. (Score:3, Funny)
Sex offender label... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:your country is fucked (Score:2, Funny)
Although, I'm starting to think that our District Attorneys here in AZ need a gift subscription to Playboy...
Man, lemme tell you, it's tempting!
Re:Esc (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Save me from my internets (Score:5, Funny)
They're still a young country. (Score:3, Funny)
So it's no wonder that they still have an aversion to boobies. It's something they'll grow out of, likely once the first generation of people exposed to the Internet for virtually their entire lives start to become politicians and hold office. They'll realize that a bouncy pair of titties are a wonderous sight, and some vulva now and then is good for the health.
Re:Save me from my internets (Score:3, Funny)
The car is also prone to attack
Auto theft has varying levels of success
Leaving the keys in the ignition (no password)
Leaving the keys in the ignition and doors unlocked(no password, no firewall)
Crappy ignition (bad password)
Crappy ignition, doors unlocked (bad password, No Firewall)
Anti-virus/adware (car alarm)
Don't Forget the weakest point of a car is always its Windows
Re:Save me from my internets (Score:4, Funny)
Tell me, "irc.goatse.cx troll", do you have a good reputation to protect?
Happens all the time (Score:0, Funny)
If you are using Windows, the odds are good this could happen to you.
Re:Save me from my internets (Score:4, Funny)
This just in: Slashdot user irc.goatse.cx troll (593289) [slashdot.org] cares about his public image.
Seriously, you make good points, but with that comment when posting with that nick you were asking for it.
Fortunately... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Funny.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:To quote the parent.... (Score:4, Funny)
When I caught him, I told him to save it to (my documents)/homework/images/ .
Guess what... My mom found out and threw a FUCKING fit.
Re:Save me from my internets (Score:3, Funny)
"Ah,' said Arthur, "this is obviously some strange usage of the word "safe" that I wasn't previously aware of.'
Incrimination? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Save me from my internets (Score:2, Funny)
And who's to assume these internet grannies aren't indeed 15 year old girls with strange rapid-aging diseases??!?!?!
To paraphrase Robin Williams... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I've seen similar ~3 years ago (Score:3, Funny)