Dreamworks Dumps Wallace and Gromit 189
Tiger4 writes "Aardman Animation and Dreamworks are splitting their relationship. Apparently Dreamworks feels they lost money on 'Wallace and Gromit: Curse of the Were Rabbit' and 'Flushed Away.' So off to their separate ways they go. Aardman is going back to stop motion and clay, Dreamworks will be staying with their CGI ways." In addition, Aardman Animation announced that a new Wallace and Gromit film is in the works.
Dreamworks... (Score:5, Funny)
Lady Tottington (Score:3, Funny)
As Wallace might've said... (Score:5, Funny)
"...everybody knows Hollywood's made of cheese".
"They're crackers! We've forgotten they're crackers!"
"No more Americans -- more trouble than they're worth! I could just fancy some cheese, Gromit. What do you say? Cheddar?... All's well that ends well, that's what I say. Uhmm... I do like a bit of gorgonzola..."
"It's the wrong company Gromit. And they've gone wrong"
Plus raised eyebrows and a pained look from Gromit of course!
Re:Lady Tottington (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How bad was it? (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Yay! (Score:3, Funny)
Great news. (Score:3, Funny)
Now Dreamworks can go back to concentrating on dire, 'hip' CG extravaganzas with all the lasting appeal of a rotten pear.
Re:Simple reason (Score:5, Funny)
Oi! You leave Neil and Christine alone, thank-you very very much!
Saucy bugger.
Re:How bad was it? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:How bad was it? (Score:3, Funny)
Easy solution here... Get a bunch of celebs to do a terrible dubbed version with "Americanized" jokes. Arnold Schwarzenegger an play Wallice etc... This will be a huge box office hit, and make tones of money.
They can then double the US revenue by also selling and/or screening the real version with the origial sound track.
Re:How bad was it? (Score:3, Funny)
This will require some knowledge of Boolean logic or basic Algebra.
A loss is a negative profit. We can express this as Loss = -Profit.
A profit is a negative loss. We can express this as -Loss = Profit.
Proofs of this are outside the scope of this post.
Re:Dreamworks... (Score:5, Funny)
I've had it with this cheap-ass movie industry. If Dreamworks doesn't apologized to Wallace and Gromit, I'm going to strap some blinking cartoon characters around my body and go to the next Academy Awards ceremony.
Re:How bad was it? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Smart Move? (Score:3, Funny)
Personally I thought Shrek had a much funnier and coherent script than Shrek 2 which pushed the "just like our world only done with magic" joke until it became stale.
BUT I never understood why oh why was Robin Hood bloody FRENCH in Shrek!?! That's like sticking in Paul Bunyan and giving him a giant pink sheep instead of a blue ox - or having George Washington do a guest appearance speaking like Sergeant Schultz! "I did cut der Cherry tree mit meine kleine hatchet,Vater".
Re:Simple reason (Score:3, Funny)
You lousy foreigners! I'd get up out of my Barcalounger and pound the bejesus outta you for insulting us but I'm too tired and my ankles hurt and I'd spill my bag of Cheetos and my Coke and I'd miss the game on TV. Never mind. I'm content. I don't care about transfats, global warming, or genocide. That's all for sissy liberals. Wallace and Grommit, hah! Any Hanna-Barbara is far better.
Re:As Wallace might've said... (Score:4, Funny)
-Eric
Re:Lady Tottington (Score:3, Funny)
Shaun The Sheep Of The Dead!