Jobs Favors DRM-Free Music Distribution 755
Another anonymous reader tips an essay by Steve Jobs on the Apple site about DRM, iTunes, and the iPod. Perhaps it was prompted by the uncomfortable pressure the EU has been putting on Apple to open up the iPod. Jobs places the blame for the existence and continuing reliance on DRM squarely on the music companies. Quoting: "Much of the concern over DRM systems has arisen in European countries. Perhaps those unhappy with the current situation should redirect their energies towards persuading the music companies to sell their music DRM-free. For Europeans, two and a half of the big four music companies are located right in their backyard. The largest, Universal, is 100% owned by Vivendi, a French company. EMI is a British company, and Sony BMG is 50% owned by Bertelsmann, a German company. Convincing them to license their music to Apple and others DRM-free will create a truly interoperable music marketplace. Apple will embrace this wholeheartedly."
Which means... (Score:5, Funny)
Can we get a new icon? (Score:5, Funny)
But make it in proportion to the Gates/Borg icon.
Future Essays Leaked (Score:3, Funny)
"With the stunning global success of YouTube, podcasting, Rocketboom and Zefrank, some have called for my other company, Pixar, to "open" the digital rights management (DRM) system that Pixar uses to protect its DVDs and online movies against theft, so that movies purchased from Pixar can be played anywhere in the world.
"These people also point out that doing so would be in keeping with the principles I called upon the music industry to support in my previous essay.
"To which I respond: Suck it, frigtards. Do you honestly think I got here by being a 'nicer guy' than Bill Gates? This is the real world, not 'fantasy la la land' where 1st gen Apple laptops don't burn your crotch and mysteriously shut down, or where you don't have to pay a bribe to go to the front of the line in the Apple Store.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go backdate some stop options, inspect the dormitories at our Foxconn company town in China and sue the pants off a teenaged blogger."
Re:Which means... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Vivendi is french? (Score:2, Funny)
And now we are after you. Capitalist warmonger pig.
Re:At least Apple is consistent, I guess... (Score:4, Funny)
Is your quality of life better mister audiophile?
Re:As least MS Fanboys are consistent, I guess... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:At least Apple is consistent, I guess... (Score:5, Funny)
'Tis just the way 'tis matey. The seas are an alluring wench. Plunderin' makes many a scurvy dog's heart race. You better watch yeself though, Jim-lad. It may seem easy at first, but all that easy booty weighs heavily on the heart. Eventually ye'll be drawn to the darker side, and before ye known it ye be headed for Davy Jones' locker like a dinghy fitted with a galley.
Being an honest man was never easy, 'tis easier to be an honorable swine.
Re:At least Apple is consistent, I guess... (Score:5, Funny)
An audiophile likes to listen to their stereo using music.
Re:At least Apple is consistent, I guess... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:At least Apple is consistent, I guess... (Score:5, Funny)
But that can be fixed with some magnetic phase-inducers and cable-elevators. And wooden knobs [referenceaudiomods.com]. Can't go wrong with those knobs....