RIAA Announces New Campus Lawsuit Strategy 299
An anonymous reader writes "The RIAA is once again revising their lawsuit strategy, and will now be sending college students and others "pre-lawsuit letters." People will now be able to settle for a discount. How nice."
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Pre-letter responses. (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdotters are once again revising their RIAA strategies, and will now be sending RIAA extortionists and barrators "pre-letter responses." Barrators and extortionists will now be encouraged to go fuck themselves sideways with a bowling pin. How goatse.
Yay! (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Pre-lawsuit letters are cool (Score:5, Funny)
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We Will Sue You (Score:5, Funny)
Playing music in school, gonna be a big man some day
You got music on myspace
You big disgrace
Kickin your ipod all over the place
We will, we will, sue you
We will, we will, sue you
Buddy you're a young man, pirate man
Shoutin' in the school gonna take on the MAFIAA some day
You got music on myspace
You big disgrace
Wavin' your napster all over the place
We will, we will, sue you
We will, we will, sue you
Buddy you're an old man, poor man
Pleadin' with our lawyers gonna make you pay today
You lost your court case
You big disgrace
The MAFIAA kicked you off of myspace
We will, we will, sue you
We will, we will, sue you
My laptop sometimes has problems starting up (Score:2, Funny)
meeting face to face with people. And you know you get to meet people and you help them out
and then they help you out.. Like with my notebook lately, it has sometimes problems starting
up with new tunes and a friend of mine will hook it up to his notebook with what I believe is a
starter cable and jumpstart the music machine or the movie engine. Then sometimes its his
laptop that has novelty stalls from time to time and then we hook them together again with the
starter cable.
Lawsuit Money (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Operators are standing by! (Score:3, Funny)
Profit!! (Score:5, Funny)
1. Get postal addresses of students accross the U.S. via their University
2. Send them pre-lawsuit letters
3. Wait for a fraction of the students to take up the discount offer
4. PROFIT!!
Note the absence of both an ??? and an "prove that the individual is infringing copyright" steps.
Next Step (Score:3, Funny)
(Oops, I just infringed on the work of Philip K. Dick).
Re:A Rose by Any Other Name... (Score:5, Funny)
I suspect quite a few Slashdot readers made it all the way through school without using a P2P application.
John Sauter, class of 1967
hah... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Where is the story here? (Score:5, Funny)
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