9 Laws of Physics That Don't Apply in Hollywood 807
Ant writes "Neatorama lists nine laws of physics that don't apply in Hollywood (movies and television/TV shows). In general, Hollywood filmmakers follow the laws of physics because they have no other choice. It's just when they cheat with special effects that people seem to forget how the world really works..."
Add one to that (Score:5, Funny)
perfect vacuum (Score:5, Funny)
Hollywood movies suck so much it seems like they violate this one.
Number #1 broken rule (Score:5, Funny)
They are always using edits, skipping stuff and even going backwards and forwards. Really makes it hard to enjoy a film with your sense of reality totally shattered.
Re:Umm... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Same topics all over again (Score:2, Funny)
And that folks, is why we have such films as "An Inconvenient Truth".
1 Law of Computers That Doesn't Apply in ... (Score:5, Funny)
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Airbrakes my friend, don't you watch Bugs Bunny (Score:1, Funny)
Middle C (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Same topics all over again (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Been there, done that. (Score:4, Funny)
For Animators (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Never mind hollywood (Score:3, Funny)
Frightening to think that grown adults still think that real life is like a television show or movie. Do they think that 80 lb. girls go around beating the Hell out 200 lb. vampires too? Do they think that groups of 20-somethings working in coffee shops are really able to afford vast New York City lofts? Do they think that there is any way Jack Tripper ISN'T gay?
-Eric
Re:Other laws (Score:2, Funny)
Everytime I see that I laugh out loud. Like, babe, 6 hours ago you were chugging his cock, and NOW you're embarassed?
Re:Associated Google ads (Score:2, Funny)
Re:perfect vacuum (Score:4, Funny)
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Um, he was saying that Hollywood movies themselves ARE a perfect vacuum, in that they suck so much. Not a particularly funny joke, but a joke.
Tyres squealing (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Add one to that (Score:1, Funny)
Well, it's good to see... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Same topics all over again (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Been there, done that. (Score:4, Funny)
Full... Metal... Jacket...!!!
Sorry, couldn't resist. One of my favorite movies of all time.
Re:Outerspace is Cold (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Other laws (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Outerspace is Cold (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Same topics all over again (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Same topics all over again (Score:4, Funny)
yes and no
That belongs in the tags, not the comments.
Re:the most famous example is not mentioned (Score:3, Funny)
That's one of my peeves. They're always showing the bad guys shooting dozens of rounds at the hero, and they always miss. If I was that bad a shot, I think I'd retire from crime.
Re:9 Bad Excuses for a Fluff Piece (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Add one to that (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Number #1 broken rule (Score:4, Funny)
Seems to me one day the terrorists will take advantage of that, and move when they know Jack is on the can.
Re:Copper doesn't spark (Score:3, Funny)
Do they mean, uh, darkness?
Re:Copper doesn't spark (Score:5, Funny)
Mood lighting. If you want sparks, you need mood lighting, a little vino, and some sexy R&B.
Re:Been there, done that. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Pet Gun Peeve (Score:5, Funny)
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Laws of sociology that do not apply (Score:2, Funny)
1. Nerds are not good looking
2. Nerds are not cool with the ladies
3. Nerds do not "get the girls"
4. No hot babe is gonna have a "moment" when you stare into each other's eyes and fall in love with you. As you lean in, she'll go "ick" and put up the palm of her hand. As if!
5. If a nerd actually saves the planet in reality, the hot girl will still go with the hairy, sweaty janitor.
6. If you finally get so ticked off you take a swing at the big bully, he beats the crap out of you again, anyway.
7. The hot girl laughs at you and starts giving the bully head while you cry and crawl off in search of pr0n.
Re:Add one to that (Score:2, Funny)
You don't, but that's because you're not doing it right.
- RG>
Re:Pet Gun Peeve (Score:2, Funny)