Serious Magnet Failure at CERN's New Accelerator 193
GrepNut writes "CERN is reporting that the giant magnets that steer the particle beam in the new and highly anticipated Large Hadron Collider have just failed catastrophically in a stress test, apparently due to a design oversight. It doesn't help that the magnets were designed and built by CERN's US competitor Fermilab." While safety precautions were followed, and no one was injured nor were any rifts in the space-time continuum opened, it's still a rather large setback for the project.
What actually happened (Score:5, Funny)
There were no injuries (Score:5, Funny)
Just reverse the polarity (Score:5, Funny)
Important safety tip (Score:5, Funny)
Oddone will speak again (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Important safety tip (Score:5, Funny)
Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks.
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Re:There were no injuries (Score:5, Funny)
It all started when... (Score:5, Funny)
Intelligent design at work! (Score:5, Funny)
It was a... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not Magnet Failure?? (Score:5, Funny)
Need more coffee (Score:2, Funny)
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We're saving the ha-ha for when Switzerland disappears and the remaining crater is filled with a large strawberry shortcake with extra anchovies.
That was no failure (Score:1, Funny)
Re:There were no injuries (Score:3, Funny)
Provided the EMT doesn't forget to take the oxygen cylinder out of the room....
Re:What actually happened (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Not Magnet Failure?? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:There were no injuries (Score:3, Funny)
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Dr. Cheney, I presume?