Sony Takes on YouTube with Video-Sharing Site 82
thefickler writes "According to Reuters, Sony has announced that it will launch a video-sharing site in Japan as part of its 'quiet software revolution'. Speaking at a press conference in Tokyo, Sony CEO Howard Stringer said that the new site will be 'an opportunity to transmit user-generated video anywhere you want to, anytime to anybody, in a protected environment.' The new site, which will be called eyeVio, will be first launched in Japan, although Sony hopes to also launch it overseas should the Japanese version prove a success. It will be free to users, and the idea is that Sony will eventually generate revenue through advertising."
Does it have... (Score:5, Funny)
The requirements include... (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, and you better be ready to provide your SSN because they need to be able to send you to collections if your credit card doesn't go through . . . and, some videos may have viruses, but don't worry about, videos can't have viruses.
To upload, you need to buy a special upload program that only works with Vista!!
I'm so excited about this.
Oh, and ninteno sucks.
Out.
The race will soon be on... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
(whom*)
Ah, Sony.... Playing the ol' game of (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Viva la? (Score:5, Funny)
The next revolution... Sony decides to create dedicated software to let you talk to other people instantaneously, just by typing words into a computer!
And In Other News (Score:3, Funny)
"At first, I'm just going to make it available in Cuba." Fentwitz said in an interview. "But watch out, 'cause in a couple of years, you'll be seeing Wiz3UberPunchFugWugun all over the place."
When asked how it's superior to existing automobiles, Fentwitz explained "It's got... um... four wheels.. and... um... a steering wheel... and... and... brakes! Yeah it's got brakes. It's protected."
Fentwitz further said, "Yeah, I know I'm a little late to the party, but you know, I think I've got a real chance of making it big."
Attempts by Fentwitz to further harass media outlets were responded to with record flatulence, made on a top-end Sony media player.
Re:Viva la? (Score:5, Funny)
and the site will be full of (Score:2, Funny)
And the Next Great Copyright Law Court Case is: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:eyeVio? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Too late (Score:2, Funny)