Jack Valenti, Dead at 85 650
saforrest writes "Jack Valenti, a man whose influence in both Washington and Hollywood was profound, died today at age 85. He first became famous as special assistant to Lyndon Johnson: he can even be seen in the famous photo aboard Air Force One. In 1966, he quit this job to become president of the MPAA, from 1966 to 2004."
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RIP, Jack!
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-Nick
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Bye bye, Jack. (Score:2, Funny)
May Satan put you in a screening room with nothing but heavily blocked and poorly encoded DivX movies playing 24x7xInfinity.
Rest in Peace, sweet prince.
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Until I see that footage, I'm not going to believe tha...
(Hold on - someone's at the door.)
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH.....
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Rest in Hell, Jack (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Bye bye, Jack. (Score:4, Funny)
Now let's be nice (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Can we be civil? (Score:5, Funny)
The people would have lived in fear of his insanity.
Thankfully a knight might have challenged Jack and killed him in combat.
In the modern world we just have to wait for old age (or scandel) and hope the next guy to pay off the powers that be will be less effective.
Don't ruin the hope.
Re:Rest in Hell, Jack (Score:3, Funny)
Now, if you were to send him copies of your movies, or better yet, copies of your friends' movies, we might want to attach magnets to his body, mount coils in the coffin, and use the spinning to generate enough electricity to power The Pirate Bay for the next year.
Re:Good riddence (Score:5, Funny)
By the time he digs all the way to daylight, hell come up just in time to terrorize China’s thriving movie industry.
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That'd be their final judgement.
Re:Good (Score:1, Funny)
Oh so you mean aside from a Financial rapist, this guy was also a government sanctioned murderer?
Fucking sweet!!
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Darth Valenti (Score:5, Funny)
"He's more politician than man now, twisted and evil
Sad news ... Jack Valenti, dead at 85 (Score:1, Funny)
What! (Score:5, Funny)
Okay, that's it... You're out of the club!
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He may well have been hung, but I believe you meant hanged [wikipedia.org]...
And in other news... (Score:4, Funny)
he stated : "There's only enough room for one of us down there, and though I invented Lawyers this guy owns them all."
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Re:Now let's be nice (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Bye bye, Jack. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This is a day I'll never forget! (Score:5, Funny)
You're right, I was so wrong (Score:4, Funny)
It was called the Guillotine.
America's problem is we hate the French and did not learn to emulate them in this case.
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Re:Perhaps it's time for YOU to think? (Score:5, Funny)
REALLY?
You're right, that's silly, Castro isn't even dead yet...
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But was he well hung?
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Darker thhan you have ever imagined.
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Tags: yay haha lol pwned owned mafiaa money business
Re:Did Netcraft Confirm It? (Score:5, Funny)
Further reports of Valenti's death are coming in; for reasons that are as yet unclear, he was found naked and petrified in Soviet Russia. When as we all know, old people like Valenti live in South Korea. And.... UUURGH!!!
(Dogtanian is yanked off the stage by several angry mods)
(RIP Dogtanian's karma, 2002 to 2007)
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MP3 Link here:
http://www.cyberbee.com/yesteryear/oz_37.mp3 [cyberbee.com]
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You forgot... (Score:4, Funny)
$%*&^*^#^!@!# (CONNECTION LOST)