Lucas To Make New Live Action Star Wars Films 371
DrNASA writes "George Lucas says that he will make two more live-action films based in the "Star Wars" era.
"But they won't have members of the Skywalker family as characters," he said."
Oh, boy! (Score:5, Funny)
Dramatic pause (Score:5, Funny)
Stupid lameness filter is causing issues
parts 3 and 4 (Score:5, Funny)
Excellent idea! (Score:5, Funny)
I can't wait to see the dynamics of Jar-Jar's family!
I have always said (Score:3, Funny)
Cool! (Score:5, Funny)
Best Headline Ever!! (Score:5, Funny)
I feel a disturbance in the force... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, boy! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, boy! (Score:5, Funny)
I hates him, my Precious! Yes, I does. I hates that Binks for ever and ever, my Precious!
Just one word: (Score:5, Funny)
Well, it was supposed to be one word.
Re:Cool! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just what I dreamed of! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:TV not theaters (Score:5, Funny)
Penny Arcade (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Excellent idea! (Score:5, Funny)
Meesa horny! Meesa horny!
Meesa love you longsa time!
Re:Dramatic pause (Score:5, Funny)
Do not want!
Re:The Mandalorian Armor (Score:5, Funny)
Fair enough. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Just what I dreamed of! (Score:5, Funny)
"I am sick and tired of these mother-f**king Gungans . . . on this mother-f**king starship!"
Hmm, come to think if it, I might actually pay to see this movie! ;-)
Re:Cool! (Score:1, Funny)
God-Emperor Jar-Jar
Chapterhouse Jar-Jar
Star Wars: House Binks
Re:TV not theaters (Score:3, Funny)
A) in light of the ET "guns->walkie talkies" incident and the "Greedo is an exceedingly bad shot" controversy and the "Let's include some comic relief that coincidentally is a derogatory racial reference that we obviously didn't intend" fiasco, his actions have been indistinguishable from those of a committee.
B) His most recent body appears to have enough volume to contain two midgets and a complete animatronic rig
C) there is no footage more recent than ten years showing Lucas standing up and walking on his own.
The conclusion is inescapable: Lucas clearly has been replaced by an elaborate puppet sometime around the filming of the third Indiana Jones movie ("Young Indiana Jones" being the earliest available bit of evidence) and there is currently a power struggle within the committee as to how best to pillage his previous "franchises" before being found out and forced to abandon the ruse.
Re:parts 3 and 4 (Score:5, Funny)
Star Wars 7: Return of the Ragnar
Star Wars 8: The Gammorean Strikes Back
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Re:Cool! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A bold new direction from Lucas (Score:5, Funny)
If you were a whiney bitch, you could be a lead character.
Hopeful! (Score:4, Funny)
How about the story of the contractors ... (Score:5, Funny)
Gungan Babies (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Oh, boy! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, boy! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:what is that whoosing sound? (Score:2, Funny)
I feel a great disturbance in the Force. As if millions of Jar Jar Binks suddenly cried out in terror, and were never silenced.
Re:parts 3 and 4 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Best Headline Ever!! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I discounted that bastard while parsing the hea (Score:5, Funny)
You what? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I have always said (Score:3, Funny)
or
The Star Wars Holiday Special, Special Edition
or
The Holiday Special Strikes Back
or
The Young Han Solo Adventures
or
Howard the Jedi Duck
or
Correllian Graffiti
or
Jar Jar Binks and the Temple of Dumb
Who here agrees that Lucas is just beating a dead bantha?
Re:Excellent idea! (Score:4, Funny)
He's still going to be short by one. (Score:5, Funny)
Optimist.
Let me be the first to suggest (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh, boy! (Score:5, Funny)
By that measure, Britney Spears is a genius.
Re:parts 3 and 4 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, boy! (Score:3, Funny)
I like to think that watching the same dire movie in the private cinema in his bunker, George Lucas got a little younger and thinner when that happened, as he sucked the life force out of them through the screen.
Re:Best Headline Ever!! (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah, but in the televised replay, the pole fell in first.
Re:Oh, boy! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, boy! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:parts 3 and 4 (Score:4, Funny)
"Misa mistar Pink!"
"No no, yusa mistar blue!"
"No no Pink!! Misa Pink!!!"
Worth seeing for the seen where the cut BOTH of his ears off - otherwise I'd avoid it
It is too late for me, son (Score:2, Funny)
Re:parts 3 and 4 (Score:3, Funny)
How about "Wookies and Ewoks on a Plane"?
Throw in Jar Jar (or rather, throw him out of that Plane and make that drop scene a reeeeeeally long one), and you have people lined up to see him in queues that you can see from the moon!
Further Reading Indicates Columnist Is... (Score:2, Funny)
I cite the following:
1. The 80's were musically irrelevant...
2. Rush was a heavy metal band.
While the first is open to debate, the second has long since been proven in the court of public opinion to be absolutely false.
Conclusion:
If faced with a side-by-side comparison of his head and his ass, our dear columnist would be hard-pressed to find any dissimilarity.
Thank you.
Re:parts 3 and 4 (Score:1, Funny)
"Star Whores: Resurgence of Sithullis "
"Star Whores: Jammed in Jar Jar"
"Star Whores: Gungan Gonads Galore"
"Star Whores: Attack of the Clone Bones"
George, feel free to use any of the above.
An excerpt from the screen play... (Score:2, Funny)
"Me-sa honored, Big Boss Tarkin, When me go?"
(Tarkin whispers to Vader) "You've got the princess on the Death Star, right?"
(Vader) "Yes, governor."
"Why right away, Jar Jar, as soon as you're packed!"
"Whoopee!" (exit right).
(Tarkin) "So we'll finally be rid of this annoying fool?"
(Vader) "I've been wanting to do this since I was 10."