Star Trek XI Plot Details Revealed 220
HotChk101 writes to tell us that the plot for Star Trek XI has been revealed over at IESB. This information has not yet been confirmed by the studio so take with the requisite grain of salt. Be warned link contains potential spoiler information.
huh? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:huh? (Score:5, Funny)
if we've learned anything from "To Catch a Predator," HotChk101 is a 63 year old man.
Re:Spoilers (Score:5, Funny)
Re:OMG! (Score:5, Funny)
The plot (Score:5, Funny)
Plot: Kirk, Picard, Janeway, Cisco, and that guy from enterprise that nobody liked all get merged together in a transporter accident, not only fusing body, mind, spirit, and time.. but also...
A CAT.
After several days of bickering about which part of there personality was most dominant Tuvok and Spock have to do a threesome mind meld in order to seperate the individual personalities. After several intense shots of tuvok and spock both appearently giving birth(facial expressions only) they both suddenly stop and lock at eachother. Appearently in shock.. they announce to the world that the winner of this battle of personalities was no one but:
Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds.
Shortly after this serenity was seen flying off.
You may think this to be satire.. but with the cluster fuck that this new movie promises to be, I might actually wish they made mine instead of theres..
©Daniel M. 2007.
^ Just incase.
Re:I for one.... (Score:3, Funny)
I was thinking the same thing and figure the final word in tired, cheap ST plot devices would be a prequel about travelling back in time to meet Q in a runaway holodeck program.
Re:Spoilers (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I for one.... (Score:3, Funny)
Well, you may need the Borg in there somewhere and whatever the problem is, it must be fixed using some pseudo-science techno-solution that is redirected through the deflector dish.
Re:OMG! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Surprisingly not terrible (Score:3, Funny)
I, for one, fully expect her to steal the show.
Re:Harlan Ellison (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Spoilers (Score:2, Funny)
Re:But it is an "Odd Number"... so it will "suck". (Score:4, Funny)
With JJ Abrams at the "helm" it won't be light years away from that anyway.
Re:But it is an "Odd Number"... so it will "suck". (Score:3, Funny)
B.
Throw in a shower scene ... (Score:3, Funny)
Combine the Romulans with the Borg
Okay, new plot. A Borg'ified Romulan travels back through time to kill Kirk. Something about Spock's hot mother
That should be good for a few movies and maybe another TV series.
Fuck time travel movies.
Re:That's the problem. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:huh? (Score:1, Funny)
I think I saw that guy at a trek convention in Oakland in '75.
Re:OMG! (Score:5, Funny)
SMG on the rumor that she'd had a boob job: "Lemme tell ya, if I paid for these, I'd like 'em to look a lot better than this."
Re:Nothing to see here, people... (Score:3, Funny)
Star Trek Prequels (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Throw in a shower scene ... (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, that was the only thing I found wrong with your idea.
Re:More time travel? DO NOT WANT! (Score:3, Funny)
Well, given time travel, then prophecies kind of come with the territory. It's just a matter of context really. I'm a time traveller, you're a prophet, he/she/it is a fraud.
I'd add to the list of annoying plot complications 'controlled by an evil alien entity'.
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
when I met a snake of a producer gave me an evil wink
he shook me uo, he took me by surprise
he had a Trek franchise and the devil's eyes
Oh we wrote some scripts and I felt a change,
talent meant nothing never would again
Let's do a timewarp again! Deus ex machina again!
Spock Boobs. (Score:5, Funny)