RIAA Must Divulge Expenses-Per-Download 305
NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "The Court has ordered UMG Recordings, Warner Bros. Records, Interscope Records, Motown, and SONY BMG to disclose their expenses-per-download to the defendant's lawyers, in UMG v. Lindor, a case pending in Brooklyn. The Court held that the expense figures are relevant to the issue of whether the RIAA's attempt to recover damages of $750 or more per 99-cent song file, is an unconstitutional violation of due process."
oh don't worry.... (Score:5, Funny)
"See, we have a team working full time copying the bits by hand."
obvious (Score:3, Funny)
downl0wned!
Re:Simply put... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Simply put... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Slashdot crowd and the RIAA (Score:3, Funny)
Is there an existing repository for information like this, or is it time people like us Slashdotters created one?
The story submitter is a Slashdotter/lawyer [slashdot.org] who has a site dedicated to this sort of stuff [blogspot.com]. Of course, for legal advice that's not technically advice, I pay attention to whatever cpt kangarooski [slashdot.org] has to say. Because he has a cooler name and a lower UID.
750 (Score:5, Funny)
Judge:Are you sure?
RIAA: "Ok, it's really 70 cents for the song, $749 for lawyers and $.30 in PR"
Judge: Come on now?
RIAA: "Alright, it's $.03 for the song, $200 for lawyers and $549.97 for your reelection campaign and all the free downloads of "The Gap Band" you can handle? How's that sound judge? Judge? Judge? Is this thing on?"
Re:$750 (Score:5, Funny)
A glance into the crystal ball (Score:5, Funny)
RIAA lawyer: "You asked for the reason of asking for 750 dollars per song shared, and here's the result:
70 cents per song earned.
An average of 1100 downloaders per song and per source.
That would net about 770, we rounded down in favor of the defendent."
Judge: "I see. And where do you get those numbers? The 1100 downloaders per song and source?"
RIAA lawyer: "Statistics" (slams five pounds of paper onto the judge's desk."
Judge: "I see. But wouldn't after some time a saturation set in? With everyone feeding 1100 downloaders, and each of them again feeding 1100..."
RIAA lawyer (pauses): "Indeed. Well, then let me also file against the defendent for running a pyramid scheme."
Minority Report (Score:2, Funny)
Those held a single name. Imagine the size of the balls you'd need to record an entire song.
Movie makers; they have the biggest balls in the industry.
Re:Simply put... (Score:5, Funny)