All US Border Crossings Now Require A 'Terrorist Risk Profile' 710
conlaw writes with a somewhat intimidating Washington Post article. "The federal government disclosed details yesterday of a border-security program to screen all people who enter and leave the United States, create a terrorism risk profile of each individual and retain that information for up to 40 years ... The risk assessment is created by analysts at the National Targeting Center, a high-tech facility opened in November 2001 and now run by Customs and Border Protection. In a round-the-clock operation, targeters match names against terrorist watch lists and a host of other data to determine whether a person's background or behavior indicates a terrorist threat, a risk to border security or the potential for illegal activity. They also assess cargo."
Re:...Well. (Score:2, Funny)
Given pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
Great... (Score:5, Funny)
Great, I can see it now:
Agent: It says here you have a truck full of... "baklava"?
Trucker: That's right.
Agent: Hold on, let me just run it through the ole' computer here...
(interminable wait)
Agent (to the crate of deserts): OK Mr. Bahklever, lay on the ground or we'll shoot!
Trucker: Dude... you're yelling at a pastry...
Agent: ON THE GROUND!!!
Trucker: I don't think it can hear you, man.
Agent: (incinerates truck)
Re:Thirteen months, actually. (Score:3, Funny)
Fear not, Citizen, our beloved government will rectify this by reclassifying it momentarily.
Ok; but where's my luggage? (Score:5, Funny)
Ok, if they track so much information could they inform the airline what happened to my luggage? I was flying from Winnipeg, Canada to Chicago, Il; and on to Norfolk.
Somewhere in here United lost my luggage. They don't have a clue what they did with it.
The Perfect Solution (Score:2, Funny)
Look on the bright side! (Score:5, Funny)
Well, DUH! (Score:3, Funny)
Name matching? (Score:2, Funny)
Soviet Vespucciland (Score:4, Funny)
I know you can!
We make the DDR look like Sweden!
Re:Awesome! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So (Score:3, Funny)
Obviously, they had a valid driver's license in their home country and could pass the state driving test. A new question should be added to the written exam to eliminate this problem: ARE YOU A TERRORIST? YES/NO
Re:Soviet Vespucciland (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Awesome! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So (Score:4, Funny)
Pancho VIlla may be dead, but his cause lives on!
Re:Move? Russia, China? Each sounds so promising (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Soviet Vespucciland (Score:3, Funny)
Re:plenty of people come in that way, too (Score:5, Funny)
I have to ask: are those insensitive clods?
Re:So much for ever visting the US again... (Score:1, Funny)
Dude! Have you seen the exchange rates? It's a bargain here!