FBI to Put Criminals Up in Lights 315
coondoggie writes "The FBI today said it wants to install 150 digital billboards in 20 major U.S. cities in the next few weeks to show fugitive mug shots, missing people and high-priority security messages from the big bureau. The billboards will let the FBI highlight those people it is looking for the most: violent criminals, kidnap victims, missing kids, bank robbers, even terrorists, the FBI said in a release. And the billboards will be able to be updated largely in real-time — right after a crime is committed, a child is taken, or an attack is launched. Chicago, Las Vegas, Los Angeles and Miami will be among those cities provided with the new billboards."
please, no new billboards (Score:3, Funny)
Cool! (Score:2, Funny)
Living in the future is so cool!
A NEW LIFE AWAITS YOU IN THE OFF-WORLD COLONIES! (Score:5, Funny)
No Boston? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Free publicity? (Score:2, Funny)
You did not yet realize everything is about growth?
CC.
You call that dystopic? (Score:5, Funny)
But this is the 21st century - we can implant chips in people's brains now! We can contract out the manufacture of wireless control collars to the lowest bidder!
The government deiberately squelches these technologies to pander to the minority of religious nuts who have disproportional influence over our government.
That's why I support Ron Paul and the transumanist dystopian party - deregulation and the ability to sell advertizers direct access to our subconscious will enable us to achieve the economic benefits of a nihilistic hellscape.
Future target of sweet, sweet hax (Score:4, Funny)
Re:What a GREAT idea (Score:2, Funny)