Steve Fossett Declared Dead 221
Parallax Blue writes "Millionaire adventurer Steve Fossett, who risked his life seeking to set records in high-tech balloons, gliders and jets, was declared dead Friday, 5 months after he vanished while flying in an ordinary small plane. The self-made business tycoon, who in 2002 became the first person to circle the world solo in a balloon, was last seen Sept. 3 after taking off in a single-engine plane from an airstrip near Yerington, Nev., heading toward Bishop, Calif. He was 63."
...while flying in an ordinary small plane. (Score:1, Funny)
Adjectives: You don't always need them.
Re:The man died with open eyes doing what he loved (Score:5, Funny)
Boy, will she have some explaining to do... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Faked death (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Inappropriate tagging" (Score:1, Funny)
Oh boo hoo. Some guy who used to do dangerous things because he was bored with his life had a date with Darwin. Cry me a river in people magazine, not here.
In other news, some other rich guy who only dates supermodels probably got dumped by a supermodel last week. Let's all mourn for his loss.
How would you like it if after someone you knew died, someone came up to you and said "he's dead. so what?".
If I were wanking on about it in a place where it had no business, I'd realize that the person was right.
Re:Am I the only one who likes to dream that... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Welcome to a new low (Score:5, Funny)
Two chicks at the same time?
Guest Appearnce (Score:5, Funny)
too soon, too soon
Re:The man died with open eyes doing what he loved (Score:2, Funny)
Joe
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Re:Am I the only one who likes to dream that... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:As a pilot, I hate it when... (Score:5, Funny)
You may be wrong about "what he loved" is referring to.
I personally, would be quite happy to die in a fiery explosion that produced a crater big enough to be visible from the moon. That'd be sweet (as long as no one else got hurt)! In that case, crashing wouldn't be what I loved, but making a crater would be.
"Doing what he loved" in some cases might also refer to some recreational pharmaceuticals and individuals of negotiable affection (though probably not in this case). I mean, with those involved, you might not actually notice you crashed until the ground rises up and smites you.
Re:Inappropriate tagging" (Score:3, Funny)
You know how it goes ... they make an appeal based on guilt - "but Jesus died for you!" - as if you should be grateful.
My response - "Did Jesus die for you?"
Their reply "for sure!"
Me: "So basically you're saying Jesus is a double-dipper."
Re:Wife wanted his will put into effect? (Score:4, Funny)