Uwe Boll To Quit Making Movies With 1M Signatures 355
An anonymous reader writes to mention that Uwe Boll, the infamous German director behind such video game adaptations as House of the Dead, BloodRayne, Dungeon Siege and Postal, has recently admitted that he would retire from making movies if enough people want him to stop. When FearNet mentioned to Boll a petition online signed by 18,000 people requesting that he cease making films, Boll responded that '18,000 is not enough to convince me.' So how much would be enough? 'One million,' Boll said."
What's so bad about Uwe Boll? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? (Score:5, Insightful)
just let him be (Score:5, Insightful)
That's got to hurt (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? (Score:5, Insightful)
Free publicity (Score:3, Insightful)
In All Fairness... (Score:3, Insightful)
And does it really matter? Nobody has to watch the movies he makes. Let the market decide.
Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? (Score:5, Insightful)
As someone who actually works in the film industry, I'm not too quick to complain, since all of his films generally result in people working....
But on the other hand, his films are some of the most cynically exploitive junk you've ever seen. He uses a provision in the German tax code to get tax credits and free money, and uses those to bootstrap foreign distribution pre-sales and video-game tie in deals. In effect, he's made money before he even starts rolling the camera, and so the quality of his film itself is irrelevant as long as it cuts a good trailer, will have a good poster, and has enough "bankable" stars in the project to stimulate box office. It's essentially the Roger Corman model, just without the class and punk authenticity.
Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? (Score:3, Insightful)
(Not that I'm saying his movies haven't sucked. Or that video game movies didn't have a history of suckage even before he started making them.)
Internet petitions... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:just let him be (Score:1, Insightful)
I wouldn't do it (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:just let him be (Score:3, Insightful)
So, if you've played a video game and loved the story, environment, characters, you're already invested in the franchise and, bluntly, "care". To see Uwe Boll shit on something you care about makes you angry. Plus, it is very unlikely that a video game whose movie fared poorly in the theater will get a second motion picture in the next few decades, potentially preventing us from ever seeing a movie about a story we love.
You're point would be valid if Uwe Boll did what Woody Allen does - write his own stories - because then we could just all ignore them.
Re:Sign the petition! (Score:5, Insightful)
His movies may suck, but at least he is using the money and tax laws as they were intended!
Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? (Score:3, Insightful)
No. Harold P. Warren [imdb.com] is the worst director ever.
Schwab
Ah more publicity, the last thing he needs... (Score:4, Insightful)
Filmmaking was and never ever has been a democracy. This idea of writing petitions to DEMAND that he stop making movies that you don't ever have to watch or think about is pathetic. 99% of movies are released weekly around the world that you'll never ever know about, simply because you don't care enough. His movies aren't mass-marketed, they're not shoved in your face on TV or fast food restaurants. The only people who are shouting about Uwe Boll loud enough for ANYONE to hear are the people who hate him. Stop hating him, stop shouting about him, and he'll likely go away a lot faster. In fact, if he had been ignored like most other filmmakers he may have gone a long time ago.
No member of the public has a say in who gets to make movies. It's not a democracy. If they want to vote, vote with their dollar. If enough people still pay to see the movies, such that the filmmaker is still in work, then nobody has a right to demand that he goes, except his business partners. That's life. Suck it up. There are bigger injustices in the world to worry about.
Signing a petition is just hilarious and pathetic, and will probably have the opposite effect people intend. This kind of hatred is unhealthy. Have some perspective people. He's not answerable to any of you. Fanboys need to stop kidding themselves into thinking that they have any say in what filmmakers do. They don't. Filmmaking has been a business since its inception, and still is. Even if there were a million signatures he's under no obligation to do anything that a bunch of deluded movie geeks "demand" of him.
He could make a movie where he prints those signatures out, laughs at them, tears them up, and posts the resulting video on youtube. Don't fanboys ever see that the more they are outraged at something inconsequential like this the more ridiculous and hilarious they appear to the rest of us? Pick your battles.
Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Signed, signed, SIGNED! (Score:4, Insightful)
Nothing wrong with him making crap films. The problem is with making crap derivative works. Crap derivative works that the original artists in most cases are opposed to.
But, then, that's more a problem with copyrights being owned by corporations. The artists get boned and the lawyers and MBAs get paid. And oh how those (sociopathic, since we increasingly select for that in the corporate world) lawyers and MBAs love to sell their children to cannibals for a few bucks.
Copyright to support the progress of the useful arts? If that is truly the goal (and I'm not saying it is, or should be, just if it is), then give the artist more non-transferrable authority.
Re:Signed, signed, SIGNED! (Score:2, Insightful)
I watched them, and the movies took me back to the low budget films of my youth and how much fun they were to watch. Then as a young adult, working with a low budget film company, how much fun they were to make.
I can appreciate that people don't like the way he is butchering licenses, but honestly, I have seen far worse films than his, and enjoyed them.
Bloodrayne was my introduction to Uwe Boll, and after all of the ruckus on
I'm not saying the man is a genius, but he does have a place in the film world. Maybe instead of quitting, he should just give up direct video game adaptions and make derivative films instead. I would pay to see more so-bad-it's-good films from him.
And also, we really need to get back to hating the fucker's that made the Doom movie. It takes real effort to make something that bad, and defiantly piss off the fan base before you have even began shooting. (No, really, who did they think was coming to see this movie?) If we get them, it may serve as a "scared straight" program for the rest working on game-to-film adaptations.
Re:Ah more publicity, the last thing he needs... (Score:3, Insightful)
If the studio gets enough people writing in saying "We'll forever hate you and your children if you license our beloved franchise XYZ to Uwe Boll, and we'll never buy your games again", that's more powerful than simply not seeing the movies.
Someone else pointed out as well that if Uwe Boll makes a craptastic film "version" of a video game, the chances that someone who is capable of making a good movie making a good film version of that video game is virtually zero.
The moral of the story is, if I want someone to make a good film version of Half-Life, to pick a random example, I'd better complain loud and incessantly if Valve mentions possibly licensing the franchise to a crappy director. Only if the complaints and letters fail would I have the need to vote with my wallet.
They're two separate forms of protest used at different times. Sometimes, neither is sufficient without the other.
One MEELION (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Signed, signed, SIGNED! (Score:3, Insightful)
For fuck's sake, don't give this clown any more publicity.It's all he lives for.
Re:Signed, signed, SIGNED! (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Signed, signed, SIGNED! (Score:5, Insightful)
He would just say: All these people SAY they hate me, but it means a million people know who I am and have seen my movies. Doesn't matter whether they like them or not, I still get paid.
As Oscar Wilde said, "There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about".
Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? (Score:3, Insightful)
Now realize that this is probably the *best* scene in the movie, mainly because it isn't filled with lines like "Guys, check out this book. Looks pretty old, maybe it'll help us!" and "We finally got to the boat but it wasn't there."
Avoid at all costs.
Snopes' Take (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:What's so bad about Uwe Boll? (Score:2, Insightful)
You've just described the day I brought my friends to see Highlander 2.