Early Review Calls New Indiana Jones Film Dreadful 643
bowman9991 writes "Hope this one isn't true! An early negative review calls the upcoming "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" movie predictable, lacking in tension, and a fan's worst nightmare. SFFMedia believes this new Indiana Jones movie could create a similar reaction a lot of people experienced after watching the first of the last three Star Wars movies, 'The Phantom Menace': you wait for years and years, the anticipation building, and then it's so awful it taints your view of the original movies. Of course George Lucas was involved with Star Wars too." The SFFMedia piece refers to this review on Ain't it Cool News. The trailer I saw (before Iron Man) actually looked great to me, so I'm taking this with a grain of salt.
This ONE is dreadful (Score:2, Funny)
I'd like to make up my own mind (Score:4, Funny)
No lack of tension at all! (Score:5, Funny)
I doubt that.. (Score:3, Funny)
star wars previews (Score:2, Funny)
do you like darth vader?
oh god yes! i love darth vader!
well in the first one you get to see him as a little kid.
is he evil like damien?
no he's just a little kid then he leaves his mom and gets sad.
do you like bobba fett?
hell yeah i like bobba fett.
well in the second movie you get to see him as a little kid.
is he like a badass bounty hunter in training?
no, his died dies and he gets sad.
As a man who... (Score:4, Funny)
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Re:#4, PG-13.... (Score:2, Funny)
Putting that Shai LaBuff (spelling) kid in this one is probably what did it in. The success formula for Indiana Jones movies is number of nazis > number of kids. Nazis are exciting and mysterious, kids are just obnoxious and don't belong in an adventure film anyway... except for Goonies.
Re:A good trailer (Score:5, Funny)
The streak continues. (Score:5, Funny)
So far this has been the pattern:
:P
1st film: Groundbreaking
2nd film: Great
3rd film: Ok
4th film: WTF was everyone thinking?
So help me if one character utters something like "Me-sa gonna get the skull, Indy?", I'm going to have kill myself right there in the theater. Maybe I'll humanley spare some fellow movie patrons by taking them out first.
Aliens. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:complete BS (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A good trailer (Score:3, Funny)
The plot thickens!
If it's not a success... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:A good trailer (Score:5, Funny)
Modern Cash-In of Classic Film Series "Dreadful"? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The streak continues. (Score:2, Funny)
(Finale Scene: In the cave. Indiana Jones and company are surrounded by villains while the cave is collapsing.)
Jones (fighting off villains): HEY! Don't just stand there, DO SOMETHING!!!
Binks: Meesa gonna get the skull, Indy!!!
Save us from crystal skulls!!! (Score:5, Funny)
There was also an episode of The A-Team towards the end of its run about a crystal skull. It, too, was widely regarded as the worst episode ever, a fan's nightmare, and such.
The lesson: if it says "crystal skull" anywhere, avoid it like the plague.
Re:That, my friends, is... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A good trailer (Score:4, Funny)
Re:#4, PG-13.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:A good trailer (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That, my friends, is... (Score:5, Funny)
Can you see the pitch now?
Lucas: "It's a film about trade disputes and tax reform... in space!"
Studio: "Next!"
Re:Highlander II: The Sickening (Score:2, Funny)
I still haven't got over my disappointment at the utter pile of poo that was the second Highlander film</quote>
THERE (should have been) ONLY ONE!
Re:star wars previews (Score:1, Funny)
He was redoing his mascara and eyeliner.
Re:A good trailer (Score:5, Funny)
I wish Michael Bay movies were only three minutes long!
Re:As a man who... (Score:4, Funny)
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Your choices should have been:
(a) Do not want!!!!!
or
(b) Sequels, why did it have to be sequels?
or honorable mention:
(c) I have had it with these motherfucking sequels to these motherfucking classics!
Re:And? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:20 years too late (Score:3, Funny)
Oh, come on... I admit it should've been done sooner. But even Spielberg isn't good enough to be able to release the fourth installment before the third!
Re:My Answer: YOU'RE ALL TOO OLD!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Now you damn kids GET OFF MY LAWN!!
Re:A good trailer (Score:3, Funny)
Excellent job, indeed. Here are some more great recuts:
THE ORIGINAL Scary 'Mary Poppins' Recut Trailer [youtube.com]
Must Love Jaws [youtube.com]
10 Things I Hate About Commandments [youtube.com]
These would make pretty interesting movies! But seriously, though, pimpified trailers are one of the reasons I don't go to the theaters so often. It really infuriates me to be deceived that way. Nowadays, I either rent or ________...
Re:Hold up (Score:3, Funny)
No, The Phantom Menace sucked on it's own merits (yes, that's a double, maybe triple, entendre).
Re:My Answer: YOU'RE ALL TOO OLD!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No lack of tension at all! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A good trailer (Score:3, Funny)