Fat People Cause Global Warming, Higher Food Prices 1083
Stating the obvious: "Two scientists write that obese people are disproportionately responsible for high food prices and greenhouse gas emissions because they consume 18% more food energy due to their greater body mass -- and require increased quantities of fuel to transport themselves and the food they eat. 'Promotion of a normal distribution of BMI would reduce the global demand for, and thus the price of, food,' write the authors, Phil Edwards and Ian Roberts of the evocatively named London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine."
And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:5, Funny)
Seriously, extreme obesity is a darwin rule in action, usually - nobody wants to breed with us, and heart disease/stroke usually kill us "early" - rather like gay marriage, if you don't like 'em, don't join 'em, otherwise, back off: It's hard enough living in a world that wasn't built for us without having some smug, self-righteous ass-hat making comments because, while normal, we don't fit average... only made the worse when it's people who want their particular outside-of-average needs respected who fail the tolerance test...
Re:Hey... (Score:5, Funny)
It evens out (Score:2, Funny)
Ooooh! (Score:5, Funny)
Oh, and I plan to live 20% fewer years than average, so it's really a 2% gain for the planet.
-Peter
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:5, Funny)
In conclusion, we should not be trying to eliminate obesity. Rather, we should establish "fat farms" where we can increase their numbers for our future needs.
Makes sense (Score:4, Funny)
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Mixed Causes (Score:3, Funny)
unfortunately, according to the codified laws of debate, chapter 5, subsection 32, the charge of "straw man" is an applicable rhetorical device in any disagreement, except in the instance of arguing about a fat man. you will have to rephrase
Re:OK, I'm going to weigh in here (Score:1, Funny)
NO WAY you fit in a Civic!
Re:Corn (Score:4, Funny)
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Mixed Causes (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Or, maybe, they should worry about themselves (Score:2, Funny)
We tried that, but when people find out what a normal BMI is, they just cry and eat more comfort food.
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:3, Funny)
Careful. Because of their larger appetites, they'll also get hungry enough to resort to cannibalism first. Watch your back.
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Ah the new religion (Score:2, Funny)
Now combining the sudo sceince of global warming with a little good old fashion scapegoating.
$ sudo sceince
sudo: sceince: command not found
Spoken like a true pseudo-literate.
Perhaps you should look up the spelling of "alful" and the definition of "facist."
Oh, you did not just Godwin yourself... Oh wait, you did. Might I suggest taking a few steps towards joining the "intelectual elite" before shooting your mouth off in the future? You sound more convincing when you don't have to resort to attacks based in anti-intellectualism and misapprehensions about what constitutes Fascism to defend your reasonable point about scapegoating.
No arguments there, this whole thing is preposterous beyond comprehension. What is it with people's never considering the actual marginal impact of ideas they advocate? Or even considering whether their pet project/scapegoat would have an effect within three orders of magnitude of the problem. Foolishness.
Re:One word: Ethanol (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Mixed Causes (Score:3, Funny)
The most accurate test is PMR or Pie Merchant Response. In it, the subject aproaches a pie stall and an EEG is taken and compared to the EEG of the pie merchant looking at increasingly large heaps of money. Alternatly if the EEG matches the pie merchants reding when seeing images of unemployment offices, house repossessions and homeless people under a bridge, then the person is underweight.
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:5, Funny)
quick somebody phone gore.
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:2, Funny)
the answer is ... (Score:3, Funny)
It's the only way to deal with the explosive population growth of overweight people.
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:4, Funny)
A pound of flesh.
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:5, Funny)
Exercise? Are you kidding me?
Do you know what happens when I exercise? I burn calories - and that produces heat - which warms the earth! Exercising causes global warming!
Do you know what else happens? I breathe in more oxygen... And I breathe out CO2, a greenhouse gas that causes global warming!
If we can get everyone to do their part and not exercise, just think of the impact we can make!
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:4, Funny)
Says the guy using a computer that is running off of coal generated electricity...
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Corn (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Corn is OVERRATED (Score:3, Funny)
Have you ever been to a North American mall?
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:And on the plus side. of plus-size.. (Score:3, Funny)
Hmm... thinking of my daily trips with the public transport system when those little rats have to be shipped to school... where do I sign?
Re:OK, I'm going to weigh in here (Score:3, Funny)