Spoiler-Free Review of Indiana Jones 219
Following last week's sour review of Indiana Jones, Seamus123 links us to
"A spoiler-free review of the brilliant new Indiana Jones film, The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. Much has been made of the revival of the series: is Harrison Ford too old, is Shia LeBeouf any good and can it live up to the three previous movies? All these questions — and some surprising answers — are found in Den of Geek's review." Personally I'll see it no matter what.
Meesa gonna see it too! (Score:5, Funny)
Meesa no wait for poodoo reviews! Meesa gonna give bigsa clink-clink to franchise rightawaysa! What could go wrongsa?
RIP Denholm Elliott (Score:5, Funny)
Elsa: It's perfectly obvious where the pages are... he's given them to Marcus Brody.
Henry: Marcus?! You didn't drag poor Marcus along did you? He's not up to the challenge.
Donovan: He sticks out like a sore thumb. We'll find him.
Indy: The hell you will! He's got a two day head start on you, which is more than he needs. Brody's got friends in every town and village from here to the Sudan, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never see him again. With any luck, he's got the grail already.
(next scene)
(Brody disembarks from the train along with the other passengers, a cross-section of Arabs and Turks.)
Brody: Is there anyone here who speaks English? Or maybe even ancient Greek?
No matter what? (Score:5, Funny)
Then the terrorists have already won
Re:Meesa gonna see it too! (Score:5, Funny)
I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of English teachers suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.
Shia The Cow (Score:3, Funny)
Spoiler (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Meesa gonna see it too! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Shia LeBeouf to Carry on the Franchise? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Spoiiler Free ...HA! (Score:3, Funny)
* spoiler alert! (Was I supposed to say that first?)
Re:Why couldn't they have just left this alone? (Score:4, Funny)
My spoiler-free Review of Indiana Jones (Score:5, Funny)
*whipcrack*
*wisecrack*
*swiiiiiiing*
*punchpunchpunch*
INDY!!!
Dah-nuh-da-da!
Re:Short -term memory syndrome. (Score:3, Funny)
Morbid curiosity.
Re:Meesa gonna see it too! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Spoiiler Free ...HA! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Shia The Cow (Score:5, Funny)
You call him "Doctor Jones", doll!
Re:Shia LeBeouf to Carry on the Franchise? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Spoiiler Free ...HA! (Score:5, Funny)
Even more amusing is the IMDB entry:
Apparently the Titanic sank because of hypothermia. Poor ship just needed a blanket and a Cup O' Noodles.
Re:My review: (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Shia LeBeouf to Carry on the Franchise? (Score:5, Funny)
Uh... I assune you mean Drew Barrymore. Drew Berrymore's a _completely_ different actress and trust me, she wouldn't be asking for any whips to be removed...
Re:Spoiiler Free ...HA! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Shia LeBeouf to Carry on the Franchise? (Score:3, Funny)
Hey Indy! Hey Indy! We're going to Candy Mountain! Candy Mountain! Come on, Indy!
[Indiana Jones ends up in a dark cave.]
Oh, they took my kidney.
What a sad excuse for an Indiana Jones movie that would be....
Re:Spoiiler Free ...HA! (Score:2, Funny)