Welcome to the New Slashdot Chicago Cluster 149
Thanks to everyone who tested on Friday, as well as to all of SourceForge's netops crew, our corporate overlords at SourceForge for paying the bill, and of course all the engineers on Slashteam- Jamie McCarthy, Tim Vroom, Chris Nandor, Chris Brown, and Scott Collins, we are now running on the new iron in a cage in Chicago. We'll run a story in a few days about the ridiculously overpowered new hardware we have now, but now is the part of sprockets where we dance.
Touch my monkey! (Score:5, Funny)
OH NO! (Score:2, Funny)
SourceForge (Score:5, Funny)
Just kidding. I love you guys.
But seriously, sourceforge.net sucks balls.
I cannot reply (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Sounds like a challenge (Score:3, Funny)
False. (Score:5, Funny)
Can your servers run Crysis on max settings?
Public safety comes first, I guess (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Search? (Score:5, Funny)
So everything's back to normal.
Re:Unimaginative, tawdry, pale and ineffectual pra (Score:5, Funny)
However, my employer would love to find your new cluster and beat it with a tire iron.
Re:Obvious question... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:!news (Score:5, Funny)
Finally, Slashdot has the highly redundant replicated infrastructure worthy of their highly redundant, replicated article topics.
Re:Unimaginative, tawdry, pale and ineffectual pra (Score:4, Funny)
Re:!news (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Paying the bills (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Obvious question... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:No more \.ing? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:!news (Score:5, Funny)
Re:!news (Score:5, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:4, Funny)
Re:this would make a disturbing home video (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Obvious question... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Obvious question... (Score:3, Funny)
So that when he asks, Is this all true? You reply with a sardonic tone, Remember all those dupes?
Re:Central is good. (Score:5, Funny)
New Hardware (Score:2, Funny)
by now...