Hikers May Have Found Fossett Items 219
An Anonymous reader writes "CNN is reporting 'A weathered sweat shirt, cash and a pilot license with Fossett's name were found Tuesday near Mammoth Lakes, police Chief Randy Schienle said.' The license did not have a photo. '"We're not certain that it belongs to Steve Fossett, but it certainly has his name on the ID," Schienle said.'"
The body? (Score:2, Funny)
The body is being kept in a cooler offsite, for a conference tomorrow in California
Re:It's a hoax, people. (Score:5, Funny)
In other news, a salon discount card with Amelia Earheart's name and picture was found floating in the South Atlantic by a passing schooner.
Re:It's a hoax, people. (Score:5, Funny)
That's 'cause the ALIENS took 'im.
And they kept the plane.
Re:It's a hoax, people. (Score:1, Funny)
The ALIENS saw his flight around the world and thought, "hey we can take this human and make him fly our space ships!"
Re:What is a pilot's "license?" (Score:2, Funny)
Except for this one time...
Re:It's a hoax, people. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It's a hoax, people. (Score:4, Funny)
Ok, so a world-renowned pilot takes off in 2,000 pounds of airplane, steel, fuel, and glass, What's found? A partially burned piece of some of the most flammable things on the plane,
Have you seen the remains of the towers on 9/11? It's bizarre what can come out of a catastrophic event.
I'm not saying it's genuine or fake, but your criteria doesn't prove anything either.
Stewart: "how do you know the twin towers collapsed there?"
Joe: "Well, I found a little plastic card and some chewing gum"
Stewart: "noo.. concrete chunks? no steel fragments?"
Joe: "nope"
Stewart: "with all due respect sir, this structure was several hundred meters tall"
Joe: "It's bizarre what survives a catastrophic event.
The money is mine. (Score:2, Funny)
Good Samaritan takes stuff (Score:5, Funny)
15 minutes later old man comes out of lake after a refreshing swim and says, "Hey, who the fuck took my wallet and my shirt!?"
Re:Too bad my flash version isn't compatable (Score:3, Funny)
I bet Hans Reiser would know where the remains are (Score:3, Funny)
He has a knack for that sort of thing.
Re:Which department? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It's a hoax, people. (Score:2, Funny)
The hiker, Preston Morrow, said he found an FAA identity card, a pilot's license, a third ID and $1,005 in cash tangled in a bush off a trail just west of the town of Mammoth Lakes on Monday.
I wonder if the hiker bothered to look *up* ?
Re:I bet Hans Reiser would know where the remains (Score:3, Funny)