Bones Found Near Crash Site Confirmed Fossett's 129
Trip6 writes "Bones found near the wreckage of the plane flown by Steve Fossett when he disappeared last fall have been confirmed to be Fossett's by DNA analysis. The NTSB is still investigating the crash. Fossett may have been searching for a place to break the land speed record, his next quest."
I was right! (Score:5, Funny)
Land speed record? (Score:2, Funny)
I'd say he possibly broke the speed landing record.
Re:Land speed record? (Score:5, Funny)
Nope. The record for a speed landing is still held by Beagle 2 which currently stands at a Mach 352 High Performance Landing.
Re:Sad news. (Score:5, Funny)
Look, if you're going to make wild claims like that, I want to see some statistics to back them up.
Re:RIP. (Score:5, Funny)
Yea these jokes are in very bad taste. Whenever bones are found it is never a humerus matter.
Re:RIP. (Score:3, Funny)
Sounds like he was flying with a skeleton crew.
Re:RIP. (Score:3, Funny)
No bones about it!
Re:Sad news. (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe you should start wearing parachute pants.
Re:Sad news. (Score:3, Funny)
98.4% of plane crashes occur while the planes are flying.
Happy now?
Re:RIP. (Score:2, Funny)