Phishing Is a Minimum-Wage Job 224
rohitm918 writes "A study by Microsoft Research concludes that phishers make very little (PDF): '...low-skill jobs pay like low-skill jobs, whether the activity is legal or not.' They also find that the Gartner numbers that everyone quotes ($3.2B/year etc) are rubbish, off by a factor of 50. 'Even though it harvests "free money," phishing generates total revenue equal to the total costs incurred by the actors. Each participant earns, on average, only as much as he would have made in the opportunities he gave up elsewhere. As the total phishing effort increases the total phishing revenue declines: the harder individual phishers try the worse their collective situation gets. As a consequence, increasing effort is a sign of failure rather than of success.'"
So that's what they do... (Score:5, Funny)
I always wondered what the remaining 5% of computer science majors did, who didn't end up working minimum wage jobs at McBurger Queen...
No more phish! (Score:5, Funny)
Crime doesn't pay (Score:3, Funny)
...and neither does farming!
(slogan I saw on a baseball cap as a kid, maybe 25 years ago. One of my grandpa's buddies was wearing it.)
Re:FP? (Score:5, Funny)
And in case your browser does not stop you, do NOT [slashdot.org] actually log in to the access-login page above, unless you drool and make funny noises. And the IP used for the hosts file joke was random and does not VHost-phish slashdot.org. Disclaimers suck, don't they?
Re:No more phish! (Score:5, Funny)
Having taken Econ 101... (Score:4, Funny)
Clearly, since phishing shows the classic signs of being a tragedy of the commons(if I were serious, I would put a patronizing link to the wikipedia article I had read just moments before in this spot) we must divide up the world's computer using idiots and make individual blocks of them the property of particular phishers, thus aligning incentives and ensuring optimal exploitation of the Lusers. I call all AOL usernames that start with "a"!
Re:Yeah, Right... (Score:2, Funny)
I have the 419 examples you requested, but I need $3000 to get them through customs.
Re:Minimum wage in the US (Score:4, Funny)
This is also one of the reasons why there are more phishers in poorer nations.
Don't worry, Obama is gonna fix that. He'll pass tax incentives to help encourage businessmen [wikipedia.org] to keep those phishing and bot-net writing jobs here in America ;)
Re:So that's what they do... (Score:2, Funny)
Hey! I'm an insensitive clod who makes fun of people who happen to stock shelves for a living, you insensitive clod!
Re:Having taken Econ 101... (Score:2, Funny)
Crap, you get administrator@aol.com... thats the biggest idiot with the most money...
Re:Bit off-topic (Score:3, Funny)
Perhaps were raided by the BSA for using unlicensed copies of Acrobat Distiller.
Hey, a man can dream...
Re:FP? (Score:4, Funny)
Increasing effort is a sign of failure, according to the summary.
Re:Irrational expepctation (Score:1, Funny)
Mod parent up! It's actually hard to put a finger on it; however this feeling of "I'm doing it wrong" when confronted with a well-to-do con-man is quite hard to shake off.
Give them a bailout (Score:3, Funny)