First Zero-Gravity Wedding Planned

Trenchcoatjedi writes "A couple from Brooklyn, NY are planning the first wedding in zero gravity. The wedding will take place June 20th aboard a parabolic flight operated by Zero G Corp and will be officiated by Richard Garriott of Ultima fame. The dress is designed by a Japanese haute couture designer and is specifically intended to be worn in zero gravity. Even the wedding rings will be made from meteorite."

BORING!

[Anonymous Coward]

I want to hear or better yet see the first zero gravity honeymoon.

No time to change your mind

[MichaelSmith]

...since it will all be over in 30 seconds.

Re:No time to change your mind

[TheRealMindChild]

I know I am doomed to sound sexist, but seriously, only a woman can think that spending 5 years salary on a 1 hour ceremony + the hell of putting entire clumps of both families together, while drinking, is a good idea.

Poor planning

[Snarf You]

A zero-G wedding sounds nice at first, but the divorce will cost 100 G's.

Re:No time to change your mind

[xous]

Well, I like the drinking part.

That can't end badly...

[XDirtypunkX]

Alcohol and a whole bunch of people in a vomit comet. That can't end badly at all...

Re:Like the old saying goes

[drinkypoo]

I thought it was "There's no accounting for taste."

Re:BORING!

[Moblaster]

Apparently there will be no honeymoon. The wedding has already been cancelled because the bride's father found out he is expected to shell out over $2 billion to cover the $20 million launch tickets for all the guests. That cheap bastard. I told my sister not to marry into poverty!

Re:Goatse

[Tablizer]

"Zero G" means "No Goatse" allowed, dude

ACID

[DirtyCanuck]

Wanna have a wedding in space, spike the punch with Acid and rent an inflatable jumper (shaped like a spaceship).

The fact that Lord British is officiating...

[majorgoodvibes]

...is what's funny to me. Their marriage will only be legally recognized in Sosaria.

Re:No time to change your mind

[moosesocks]

Well, I like the drinking part.

That was the compromise.

Re:No time to change your mind

[rishistar]

I need the drinking part.

Zero G dress?

[iamdrscience]

The dress is specifically intended to be worn in zero gravity? So what, it's like vomit colored and easily washable?

Re:No time to change your mind

[jeffmeden]

No time to change your mind ...since it will all be over in 30 seconds.

Thats... What she said?

Re:The full story from Erin & Noah

[Anonymous Coward]

Great. Weeaboos in space.

Re:That can't end badly...

[arkham6]

I actually know these two, used to play Call of Cthulhu with them.

Anyways, I was joking with another one of their friends about this sort of thing, and he was worried that someone may puke on Richard Garriot. I replied back if that if someone did, they should say that was for Ultima IX.