Tennesee Man Charged In "Virtual Pornography" Case 639
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from the bad-taste-in-one's-mouth dept.
from the bad-taste-in-one's-mouth dept.
mcgrew writes "CNN reports that 'A Tennessee man is facing charges of aggravated sexual exploitation of a minor for what authorities say are three pictures — none of them featuring an actual child's body. Instead, according to testimony presented at Michael Wayne Campbell's preliminary hearing in Chattanooga, Tennessee, on Wednesday, the photos feature the faces of three young girls placed on the nude bodies of adult females, CNN affiliate WDEF reported.'"
the photos feature the faces of... (Score:4, Funny)
...three young girls placed on the nude bodies of adult females.
I guess he should have done it the other way around then. Right?
So if he takes the head of Goofy (Score:5, Funny)
Pastes it on the nude body of Nancy Pelosi.......
Wait a sec. I don't think I should go any further with this.......
Re:Interesting...and so's this! (Score:5, Funny)
Literally of course. He will return as a pop dancing Zombie.
Stick-Man Pornographers-----WATCH OUT! (Score:5, Funny)
If you are a purveyor of stick-man pornography, please FOR THE LOVE OF GOD make your stick men big! Drawing a little stick-man might get you into trouble.
Oh! And be sure to include scale objects in your drawing so that everybody knows that you're drawing a big stick man. Ummm . . . I mean scale objects extrinsic to the stick man.
Now, go on and enjoy your stick-man / stick-woman pornography!
Re:Not completely related but... (Score:5, Funny)
RIP Michael Jackson!
[Bender] He's defiling young angels now. [/Bender]
Sexual: Check (Score:5, Funny)
Exploitation: Check, probably.
Minor: Check.
Yep, seems like a tautology to me - he's guilty. Note they didn't convict him of sexual abuse of a minor, or making child pornography, or anything like that.
Does this mean I think he should be convicted of a crime - maybe. The problem is the use (I assume) of the word "exploitation" in a crime. It can be interpreted to mean almost anything. It's like being convicted of being "too douchy". How douchy is too douchy?
Re:You people are screwed. (Score:1, Funny)
Ehm, *Cough* We're talking about TENNESSEE here *Cough*
Re:Great, my town made the news (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Interesting...and so's this! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Miley Cyrus REAL 20 year old boyfriend (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Stick-Man Pornographers-----WATCH OUT! (Score:2, Funny)
stick-man / stick-woman pornography!
Otherwise known as xkcd.
Why not... (Score:3, Funny)
... if they also punish him virtually only, and without using any actual virtual punishment device.
Everytime I wondered how retarded they are, I know know that they can't be *that* retarded. So it must be something else. Guess what...
Re:Interesting...and so's this! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Interesting...and so's this! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Stick-Man Pornographers-----WATCH OUT! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Interesting...and so's this! (Score:2, Funny)
Hey "interkin3tic," you might wanna dilute that Loc-Tite that's sealing up your butthole there. It's really doing a number on your bowels. You gotta loosen up, my man, you know! Like MJ would have wanted you to.
Re:Interesting...and so's this! (Score:3, Funny)
He will return as a pop dancing Zombie.
Again? Let's hope his nose doesn't fall off this time.
Re:What is wrong with this guy? (Score:3, Funny)
Dude, normal people don't play Sims 3!
I'm going to have to buy that one...
Re:real children + real pornongraphy = ??? (Score:3, Funny)
They've went and opened a can of yarn.